Battle Of The Bands, chapter 1
"I remember when they used to have Battle of the Bands on MTV," Grandma said to Jimmy.
"What was it?" inquisited Jimmy.
"It was a kickass show," said Grandma," and it was about certain bands battling for the right to make more CD's. If they lost they couldn't make any more CD's. Do you see now, Jimmy?"
"Yes, Grammy. But how would they make them not make CD's anymore?" Jimmy once again inquisited.
"Simple, they would die!!" stated Grandma.
Jimmy was scared. He had seen Grandma like thia before and it meant one thing: she was going to tell him a violent story...
Grandma continued,"Once upon a time...."
***
There was Green Day and the real-life counterparts of The Gorillaz, face-to-face, ready to maim, not yet ready to lose their record deals. The bell rang and the Gorillaz charged! Green Day stood their ground. Billie Joe pulled his guitar off from around his neck. Mike did they same. Tre knew what he needed to do. Green Day knew how the Gorillaz fought.
The initial charge would spread the opponents out annd then Noodle, Murdoc, and 2-D would hold off the opponents while Russell's bulkiness would help them with a suprise attack to their opponents back. They were vicious but they lacked motivation, if The Gorillaz wanted to make a nother CD, all they would have to do is adopt a new band name and change their cartoon counterparts. Green Day was too established to do that. Russell was close. Billie thrust his guitar as if to stab Russell. Russell ran into it and impaled himself on the neck of BJ's guitar. Billie leaned back and slung him over his shouder then fell on his back to dodge the next wave.
Mike stepped up and hit the jumping Murdoc in the face, and promptly crushed his skull. Mike ducked as the first of Tre's projectiles sailed over his head to hit Noodle in the stomach, she went flying. The second drumhead Tre threw hit 2-D's face and twisted his head around with a sickening snap! As his neck broke Noodle got up wearily and looked around at the mass grave formerly know as The Gorillaz. She eyed Billie who was on his feet now, and Tre and Mike who had killed her friends and family.
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" screamed Noodle.
"Down with Noodle!!" Screamed the crowd. They were chanting now!
Noodle growled and with a violent rage she picked up her dead band members and ran off stage with their cadavers on her shoulders.
"Well, it looks like both bands are banished now! Green Day you should have killed Noodle when you had the chance! You are from-now-on banished from the world of music!" the announcer screamed into the microphone.
***
Five years later, Noodle sits in her fermenting apartment filled with rage at the fact that her band members felt no resentment towards Green Day for killing them. Her grandmother had used an ancient Japapnese secret and had brought them back to life. They hadn't agreed to Noodle's plans so she had locked them up in a cell of sorts. She listened to the radio because she knew Green Day would come back in the form of undegorund radio. She would track the signal and find the source and be ready to eliminate them.
Then, as if by fate the radio DJ said," Here is Worst Secret playing Tomorrow, the best part is: they are in our studios live! Take it away fellows!"
Worst Secret began to play and Noodle recognized Billie Joe's voice. She pressed the button on the radio to determine where the signal was coming from...
Victory would be hers at last...
***
Billie Joe began to feel nervous during the song as if a precognition of what has to unfold was trying to show itself to Billie Joe...
***
Noodle verified the location and began to head for the radio station downtown. It wouldn't take her long to get there. It was only 20 blocks away. As soon as the door closed behind her. 2-D slipped out of his cage and stood before Murdoc and Russell.
"Told you I could get out," proclaimed 2-D.
"Well, why didn't you get out earlier then?" remarked Murdoc as 2-D unlocked Russell's cage.
"Noodle is a fifth degree black belt in Tae Kwon DO, Karate, and Jujitsu. That's practically suicide!" answered 2-D. "We need to stop her..."
"What was it?" inquisited Jimmy.
"It was a kickass show," said Grandma," and it was about certain bands battling for the right to make more CD's. If they lost they couldn't make any more CD's. Do you see now, Jimmy?"
"Yes, Grammy. But how would they make them not make CD's anymore?" Jimmy once again inquisited.
"Simple, they would die!!" stated Grandma.
Jimmy was scared. He had seen Grandma like thia before and it meant one thing: she was going to tell him a violent story...
Grandma continued,"Once upon a time...."
***
There was Green Day and the real-life counterparts of The Gorillaz, face-to-face, ready to maim, not yet ready to lose their record deals. The bell rang and the Gorillaz charged! Green Day stood their ground. Billie Joe pulled his guitar off from around his neck. Mike did they same. Tre knew what he needed to do. Green Day knew how the Gorillaz fought.
The initial charge would spread the opponents out annd then Noodle, Murdoc, and 2-D would hold off the opponents while Russell's bulkiness would help them with a suprise attack to their opponents back. They were vicious but they lacked motivation, if The Gorillaz wanted to make a nother CD, all they would have to do is adopt a new band name and change their cartoon counterparts. Green Day was too established to do that. Russell was close. Billie thrust his guitar as if to stab Russell. Russell ran into it and impaled himself on the neck of BJ's guitar. Billie leaned back and slung him over his shouder then fell on his back to dodge the next wave.
Mike stepped up and hit the jumping Murdoc in the face, and promptly crushed his skull. Mike ducked as the first of Tre's projectiles sailed over his head to hit Noodle in the stomach, she went flying. The second drumhead Tre threw hit 2-D's face and twisted his head around with a sickening snap! As his neck broke Noodle got up wearily and looked around at the mass grave formerly know as The Gorillaz. She eyed Billie who was on his feet now, and Tre and Mike who had killed her friends and family.
"YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" screamed Noodle.
"Down with Noodle!!" Screamed the crowd. They were chanting now!
Noodle growled and with a violent rage she picked up her dead band members and ran off stage with their cadavers on her shoulders.
"Well, it looks like both bands are banished now! Green Day you should have killed Noodle when you had the chance! You are from-now-on banished from the world of music!" the announcer screamed into the microphone.
***
Five years later, Noodle sits in her fermenting apartment filled with rage at the fact that her band members felt no resentment towards Green Day for killing them. Her grandmother had used an ancient Japapnese secret and had brought them back to life. They hadn't agreed to Noodle's plans so she had locked them up in a cell of sorts. She listened to the radio because she knew Green Day would come back in the form of undegorund radio. She would track the signal and find the source and be ready to eliminate them.
Then, as if by fate the radio DJ said," Here is Worst Secret playing Tomorrow, the best part is: they are in our studios live! Take it away fellows!"
Worst Secret began to play and Noodle recognized Billie Joe's voice. She pressed the button on the radio to determine where the signal was coming from...
Victory would be hers at last...
***
Billie Joe began to feel nervous during the song as if a precognition of what has to unfold was trying to show itself to Billie Joe...
***
Noodle verified the location and began to head for the radio station downtown. It wouldn't take her long to get there. It was only 20 blocks away. As soon as the door closed behind her. 2-D slipped out of his cage and stood before Murdoc and Russell.
"Told you I could get out," proclaimed 2-D.
"Well, why didn't you get out earlier then?" remarked Murdoc as 2-D unlocked Russell's cage.
"Noodle is a fifth degree black belt in Tae Kwon DO, Karate, and Jujitsu. That's practically suicide!" answered 2-D. "We need to stop her..."
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