A Load Of Rubbish I Put Together, chapter 2
<p>Dwayne woke in a cold sweat. Prince Jessel, his only friend, was locked away in an asylum, which she described as homely and very good (apparently the wall paper was padded and the soup tasted GREAT!) But Dwayne felt there was a whole in his heart.... a space left.... to be filled only by the love of a beaver...</p>
<p>It was 2 years since the passing of Craig that very night, Dwayne had lit 3 candles in Craig's honour and done a little irish jig in memory of Prince Jessel. Although Prince would soon be freed, Dwayne felt a sad wave fall over him as he missed his friend.</p>
<p>Since Prince was not around, Dwayne had been put into a home for imaginary people (not like that dumb show on tv - this one was better). But the children in the home teased Dwayne for everything. One of Dwayne's hobbies was picking out his favourite celebrities and wondering, if they had a beaver what it would look like. </p>
<p>Dwayne's favourite celebrity was Kurt Cobain, yet he was very fond of Tre Cool.<br /> "I bet Tre Cool's beaver would be cuddly and friendly and also really funny!" He exclaimed to one of the other people in the home.<br /> "You're weird" they replied. <br />"Listen, you've never had a beaver, you wouldn't understand" Dwayne had tutted and then walked off.... But this night he felt like suddenly he was going no where in life....he needed Craig back and he needed Prince.</p>
<p>Tales went around the home of a monster, known as the Bum Reaper. No one had actually witnessed this beast but many say that pain he caused your colon was too much for words. Prince would describe these tales as "a load of old fiddle faddle" but Dwayne didn't know what to believe. The Bum Reaper was said to appear in the night, whilst you were sleeping, then he would give you "colonic grief" </p>
<p>That night, Dwayne had felt most vunerable. He was longing for his beloved Craig to be back. There was no such thing as the Bum Reaper, no such thing at all.... <br />A hard breeze blew across Dwayne's hair, his pink mohican ruffled and he looked up. His amber eyes glowed into the darkness as a figure appeared. <br />"Hello?" Dwayne whimpered. "Who are you?"<br />"I" replied the voice "AM THE BUM REAPER!" The figure brought out a tub. <br />"NO!" Dwayne screamed, "What do you want from me?"<br />"It's not what I want, it's what I shall do... PREPARE FOR SOME PAIN IN THAT COLON OF YOURS!" The Reaper twisted the lid off a tub. <br />"Do you really have nothing better to do?" Dwayne raised an eyebrow. <br />"No not really..." The Reaper paused, "But anyways... meh.."<br />"What will you do to me????" Dwayne panicked. The tub was full of spiders... <br />"Oh believe me.... you won't feel a thing..." The Reaper replied, Dwayne's face fell... then suddenly he floated into darkness....</p>
<p>Early morning light broke through the window and Dwayne awoke. Nothing had happened to him! He was ok! One of the children that lived in the same home as Dwayne, bustled into the room.<br /> "Breakfast's ready!" He called.<br /> "Let me just stretch!" Dwayne replied, getting up and stretching his legs. The child's face fell. It went into a sort of, mouth open, eyes popping style - a bit like the boy who said his eyes corrupted whilst looking at Dwayne. <br />"What's up?" Dwayne asked. <br />"I...I...I..." The boy couldn't continue... instead he pointed to Dwayne's leg. Dwayne looked down in horror, suddenly he saw spiders falling down his leg.... Prepare for some colonic pain... a voice said in his head... Suddenly Dwayne realised what had happened.... his heart beat faster.... he now knew what had happened to those spiders in the tub...<br />"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he cried "THIS ISN'T A NICE BEAVER!" But there was no one to save him this time....</p>
<p>It was 2 years since the passing of Craig that very night, Dwayne had lit 3 candles in Craig's honour and done a little irish jig in memory of Prince Jessel. Although Prince would soon be freed, Dwayne felt a sad wave fall over him as he missed his friend.</p>
<p>Since Prince was not around, Dwayne had been put into a home for imaginary people (not like that dumb show on tv - this one was better). But the children in the home teased Dwayne for everything. One of Dwayne's hobbies was picking out his favourite celebrities and wondering, if they had a beaver what it would look like. </p>
<p>Dwayne's favourite celebrity was Kurt Cobain, yet he was very fond of Tre Cool.<br /> "I bet Tre Cool's beaver would be cuddly and friendly and also really funny!" He exclaimed to one of the other people in the home.<br /> "You're weird" they replied. <br />"Listen, you've never had a beaver, you wouldn't understand" Dwayne had tutted and then walked off.... But this night he felt like suddenly he was going no where in life....he needed Craig back and he needed Prince.</p>
<p>Tales went around the home of a monster, known as the Bum Reaper. No one had actually witnessed this beast but many say that pain he caused your colon was too much for words. Prince would describe these tales as "a load of old fiddle faddle" but Dwayne didn't know what to believe. The Bum Reaper was said to appear in the night, whilst you were sleeping, then he would give you "colonic grief" </p>
<p>That night, Dwayne had felt most vunerable. He was longing for his beloved Craig to be back. There was no such thing as the Bum Reaper, no such thing at all.... <br />A hard breeze blew across Dwayne's hair, his pink mohican ruffled and he looked up. His amber eyes glowed into the darkness as a figure appeared. <br />"Hello?" Dwayne whimpered. "Who are you?"<br />"I" replied the voice "AM THE BUM REAPER!" The figure brought out a tub. <br />"NO!" Dwayne screamed, "What do you want from me?"<br />"It's not what I want, it's what I shall do... PREPARE FOR SOME PAIN IN THAT COLON OF YOURS!" The Reaper twisted the lid off a tub. <br />"Do you really have nothing better to do?" Dwayne raised an eyebrow. <br />"No not really..." The Reaper paused, "But anyways... meh.."<br />"What will you do to me????" Dwayne panicked. The tub was full of spiders... <br />"Oh believe me.... you won't feel a thing..." The Reaper replied, Dwayne's face fell... then suddenly he floated into darkness....</p>
<p>Early morning light broke through the window and Dwayne awoke. Nothing had happened to him! He was ok! One of the children that lived in the same home as Dwayne, bustled into the room.<br /> "Breakfast's ready!" He called.<br /> "Let me just stretch!" Dwayne replied, getting up and stretching his legs. The child's face fell. It went into a sort of, mouth open, eyes popping style - a bit like the boy who said his eyes corrupted whilst looking at Dwayne. <br />"What's up?" Dwayne asked. <br />"I...I...I..." The boy couldn't continue... instead he pointed to Dwayne's leg. Dwayne looked down in horror, suddenly he saw spiders falling down his leg.... Prepare for some colonic pain... a voice said in his head... Suddenly Dwayne realised what had happened.... his heart beat faster.... he now knew what had happened to those spiders in the tub...<br />"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he cried "THIS ISN'T A NICE BEAVER!" But there was no one to save him this time....</p>
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