wtf did I do to deserve this? (A mike dirnt story), chapter 1
Tre was walking down the street one sunny Saturday afternoon after having a row with Billie about something stupid. Can you guess? You won't get it right.
Flashback!
"Tre give me back my razor, I can't shave without a razor!"
"Hehe, you'll never catch me biwwie!"
Billie pounced on Tre hoping to get the razor out of his pal's hand.
Instead Billie was cut all down his hand. He was in pain, lots.
"Woah, sorry dude."
"Tre get out of here before I shave your hair with a razor and hope to get your HEAD!"
"What? You were the one who jumped on my like a kangaroo on vodka!"
"You took my razor and I'm late for an interview!"
"SO!"
Tre pouted like a little kid who couldn't have his candy.
"Fine! I'll go, but I'm not coming back!"
"You always say that."
"Well this time I mean it."
"You always say that too."
Tre slammed the door behind him making a plant fall of the side table.
Billie sighed. "Adie's gonna kill me for that."
End!
Tre carried on walking until he saw a car. It was a familiar car. He stopped to see who it was inside of it.
"HOLY CRAP!" Tre screamed after realizing whose car it was.
He walked up to the car and scratched all the paintwork off the side.
He then saw a figure walking out of the house walking towards him. It was a tall, angry looking woman with her fists clenched.
"What are you doing back, Leah?"
"Getting my future husband back...You wouldn't happen to know where he is, would you?"
"He's gone away. You are SICK Leah, you oughta...mmm....oughta...GO AWAY!"
"Hahaha... Is that all? Well I'm not leaving until I have my snuggle bear. I'm staying in a hotel nearby, and you're paying for my car to be repaired. The bill will be sent to you soon."
Leah got in her flashy car and drove off down the street.
"BITCH!..........Snuggle bear?....hehehe..mmm I'm in need of beer."
Flashback!
"Tre give me back my razor, I can't shave without a razor!"
"Hehe, you'll never catch me biwwie!"
Billie pounced on Tre hoping to get the razor out of his pal's hand.
Instead Billie was cut all down his hand. He was in pain, lots.
"Woah, sorry dude."
"Tre get out of here before I shave your hair with a razor and hope to get your HEAD!"
"What? You were the one who jumped on my like a kangaroo on vodka!"
"You took my razor and I'm late for an interview!"
"SO!"
Tre pouted like a little kid who couldn't have his candy.
"Fine! I'll go, but I'm not coming back!"
"You always say that."
"Well this time I mean it."
"You always say that too."
Tre slammed the door behind him making a plant fall of the side table.
Billie sighed. "Adie's gonna kill me for that."
End!
Tre carried on walking until he saw a car. It was a familiar car. He stopped to see who it was inside of it.
"HOLY CRAP!" Tre screamed after realizing whose car it was.
He walked up to the car and scratched all the paintwork off the side.
He then saw a figure walking out of the house walking towards him. It was a tall, angry looking woman with her fists clenched.
"What are you doing back, Leah?"
"Getting my future husband back...You wouldn't happen to know where he is, would you?"
"He's gone away. You are SICK Leah, you oughta...mmm....oughta...GO AWAY!"
"Hahaha... Is that all? Well I'm not leaving until I have my snuggle bear. I'm staying in a hotel nearby, and you're paying for my car to be repaired. The bill will be sent to you soon."
Leah got in her flashy car and drove off down the street.
"BITCH!..........Snuggle bear?....hehehe..mmm I'm in need of beer."
