Why Me?, chapter 14
No one's P.O.V
After the guys had seen for themselves the damage Matt did, they were pissed off.
Mike took Billie aside and said, "Billie we have to do something, that fucker needs to pay."
"Yeah, I know he does. But what are we going to do?" said Billie
"I have an idea but we can't do it here, we need to find a payphone," said Mike
"A payphone?" Said Billie
"Yes a payphone, look when we find one I'll tell you why," said Mike
"Ok," said Billie
"Tre, stay here and look after Michelle, we are going to go get food," said Mike
"Sure," said Tre
My P.O.V
Mike and Billie told me they were going to go get food, leaving me and Tre alone and bored.
"Tre, what do you think of this song I wrote, this is what I was talking about when you guys got here," I said picking up a piece of paper from off the coffee table and handing it to Tre.
It read:
"I want to be the minority
I don't need your authority
down with the moral majority
cause I wanna be the minority
I pledge allegiance to the underworld
one nation under dog
there of which I stand alone
A face in the crowd unsung against the mold
without a doubt singled out the only way I know
Cause I wanna be the minority
I don't need your authority
down with the moral majority
Cause I wanna be the minority
Stepped out of the line
like a sheep runs from the herd
Marching out of time,
to my own beat now the only way I know
One light one mind flashing in the dark
blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts
for crying out loud she screamed unto me
a free for all fuck em all
You are your own sight
Cause I wanna be the minority I don't need your authority down with the moral majority cause I wanna be the minority
One light one mind
flashing in the dark blinded
by the silence of a thousand broken hearts
For crying out loud she screamed unto me
a free for all fuck em all you are your own sight.
Cause I wanna be the minority
I don't need your authority
down with the moral majority
cause I wanna be the minority
I wanna be the minority
I wanna be the minority
I wanna be the minority
I wanna be the minority"
Tre finished reading the lyrics and looked up at me.
"This is great! We have to put this on our next album!" Said Tre
"Really, you think it's that good?" I said
"Hell yeah! You have to show this to Billie when he gets back, trust me he'll say the same," said Tre
"Wow, I didn't think you would like it that much," I said, still taken aback at his reaction.
Mike's P.O.V
I was thinking, If Matt and his buddies had just beaten someone up, wouldn't they be celebrating? There's no where else Matt likes to celebrate then his house so I decided to give him a surprise.
Billie and I finally found a payphone and I told Billie what I was going to do
"Well, dumbass and his friends will be at his house celebrating. Matt obviously has drugs there so what better gift for him, then a visit from the cops?" I said, grinning evilly to Billie
"You are a genius," said Billie, as he started laughing
"If we call 911 from here they wont be able to figure out who called, all we have to do is quickly give them the address and say someone is being murdered or something," I said
"Ok, ok who's calling?" Said Billie
"Uh, you call."
So Billie Joe got on the phone and dialed 911. He quickly said," PLEASE HURRY! THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME! Come to 9735 Palm Avenue (IT'S NOT REAL, I don't live in Cali). Then he hung up.
We burst out laughing and quickly hopped in the car, we wanted to see those jackasses get arrested. I drove and parked at the end of the street, where I didn't look suspicious but could clearly see the house. All of a sudden dozens of police cars flew by and quickly surrounded the house. They stormed the house and I saw them drag out Matt who was screaming like a little girl and pin him to the wall. Soon Jake and two other guys followed. Then the cops brought out bag after bag of drugs. Cocaine, weed, pills, you name it they probably confiscated it.
Billie and I drove back to Michelle's apartment, laughing our asses off. We finally got there and went inside the apartment to find Tre running around the kitchen searching the cabinets.
"Whats he looking for?" I asked
"He is looking for the shot glasses," Michelle said
Just then Tre bounded into the living room holding shot glasses and many, many bottles of alcohol.
"Tre, what are you doing," I said
"Well Mike, remember what we did when you broke your ribs," he said
"Yeah, we got trashed," I said
"Well Michelle can numb the pain just like you did, and we can all...ENJOY THE ALCOHOL!" said Tre
I poured out shots and we all drank, I drank until I was on the floor, just as I was about to pass out, Billie landed on top of me. And I saw Tre and Michelle laughing at us.
Why do they always have the last laugh?
After the guys had seen for themselves the damage Matt did, they were pissed off.
Mike took Billie aside and said, "Billie we have to do something, that fucker needs to pay."
"Yeah, I know he does. But what are we going to do?" said Billie
"I have an idea but we can't do it here, we need to find a payphone," said Mike
"A payphone?" Said Billie
"Yes a payphone, look when we find one I'll tell you why," said Mike
"Ok," said Billie
"Tre, stay here and look after Michelle, we are going to go get food," said Mike
"Sure," said Tre
My P.O.V
Mike and Billie told me they were going to go get food, leaving me and Tre alone and bored.
"Tre, what do you think of this song I wrote, this is what I was talking about when you guys got here," I said picking up a piece of paper from off the coffee table and handing it to Tre.
It read:
"I want to be the minority
I don't need your authority
down with the moral majority
cause I wanna be the minority
I pledge allegiance to the underworld
one nation under dog
there of which I stand alone
A face in the crowd unsung against the mold
without a doubt singled out the only way I know
Cause I wanna be the minority
I don't need your authority
down with the moral majority
Cause I wanna be the minority
Stepped out of the line
like a sheep runs from the herd
Marching out of time,
to my own beat now the only way I know
One light one mind flashing in the dark
blinded by the silence of a thousand broken hearts
for crying out loud she screamed unto me
a free for all fuck em all
You are your own sight
Cause I wanna be the minority I don't need your authority down with the moral majority cause I wanna be the minority
One light one mind
flashing in the dark blinded
by the silence of a thousand broken hearts
For crying out loud she screamed unto me
a free for all fuck em all you are your own sight.
Cause I wanna be the minority
I don't need your authority
down with the moral majority
cause I wanna be the minority
I wanna be the minority
I wanna be the minority
I wanna be the minority
I wanna be the minority"
Tre finished reading the lyrics and looked up at me.
"This is great! We have to put this on our next album!" Said Tre
"Really, you think it's that good?" I said
"Hell yeah! You have to show this to Billie when he gets back, trust me he'll say the same," said Tre
"Wow, I didn't think you would like it that much," I said, still taken aback at his reaction.
Mike's P.O.V
I was thinking, If Matt and his buddies had just beaten someone up, wouldn't they be celebrating? There's no where else Matt likes to celebrate then his house so I decided to give him a surprise.
Billie and I finally found a payphone and I told Billie what I was going to do
"Well, dumbass and his friends will be at his house celebrating. Matt obviously has drugs there so what better gift for him, then a visit from the cops?" I said, grinning evilly to Billie
"You are a genius," said Billie, as he started laughing
"If we call 911 from here they wont be able to figure out who called, all we have to do is quickly give them the address and say someone is being murdered or something," I said
"Ok, ok who's calling?" Said Billie
"Uh, you call."
So Billie Joe got on the phone and dialed 911. He quickly said," PLEASE HURRY! THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME! Come to 9735 Palm Avenue (IT'S NOT REAL, I don't live in Cali). Then he hung up.
We burst out laughing and quickly hopped in the car, we wanted to see those jackasses get arrested. I drove and parked at the end of the street, where I didn't look suspicious but could clearly see the house. All of a sudden dozens of police cars flew by and quickly surrounded the house. They stormed the house and I saw them drag out Matt who was screaming like a little girl and pin him to the wall. Soon Jake and two other guys followed. Then the cops brought out bag after bag of drugs. Cocaine, weed, pills, you name it they probably confiscated it.
Billie and I drove back to Michelle's apartment, laughing our asses off. We finally got there and went inside the apartment to find Tre running around the kitchen searching the cabinets.
"Whats he looking for?" I asked
"He is looking for the shot glasses," Michelle said
Just then Tre bounded into the living room holding shot glasses and many, many bottles of alcohol.
"Tre, what are you doing," I said
"Well Mike, remember what we did when you broke your ribs," he said
"Yeah, we got trashed," I said
"Well Michelle can numb the pain just like you did, and we can all...ENJOY THE ALCOHOL!" said Tre
I poured out shots and we all drank, I drank until I was on the floor, just as I was about to pass out, Billie landed on top of me. And I saw Tre and Michelle laughing at us.
Why do they always have the last laugh?
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