Tour and Home, chapter 7
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Mike, Billie and Tre were at the clubs taking a break between the concerts. The next concert was in two days and they decided to hang out at the bars. They walked into a strip club and Tre automatically sat himself at a chair for a lapdance. Billie got drunk at the bar and then he went for a lapdance.
"You...you are sooo fucking good!" Billie slurred "I bet...I bet...you would be good..good in bed?"
The stripper continued to dance around Billlie.
"How about $30 to come to my tour bus?" he asked holding out a $20 and $10.
"Okay." said the stripper immediately stuffing it into her bra.
Billie and her left to go to the bus. Mike knew something was up and followed them to the bus. He waited until the right moment to bust in on them.
"BILLIE!" yelled Mike who caught Billie with his pants down and ready.
"What the hell MIKE!" yelled Billie.
"Sorry miss, you have to leave." said Mike handing her a extra $10, "But you're doing a good job!"
The stripper left and Mike slapped Billie across the face.
"Billie! You have a wife and two kids! You can't go having sex with strippers. That's Tre's job!" scolded Mike
"Yah...but...but she don't put on a sexy thong and dance for me!" slurred Billie, "Not even on our honeymoon."
"Then ask her to." suggested Mike.
Billie had fallen asleep.
The next day Tre woke up to find Billie beside him with his boxers on.
"AH! BILLIE!" yelled Tre, waking up Billie causing him to roll off the bed.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" replied Billie hitting the floor.
"Did you do anything with me by any chance?" asked Tre, very grossed out.
"Oh god I hope not," added Mike, "I don't wanna have to break up any fight today."
Billie, Mike and Tre all drove off to their new detsination...
"You...you are sooo fucking good!" Billie slurred "I bet...I bet...you would be good..good in bed?"
The stripper continued to dance around Billlie.
"How about $30 to come to my tour bus?" he asked holding out a $20 and $10.
"Okay." said the stripper immediately stuffing it into her bra.
Billie and her left to go to the bus. Mike knew something was up and followed them to the bus. He waited until the right moment to bust in on them.
"BILLIE!" yelled Mike who caught Billie with his pants down and ready.
"What the hell MIKE!" yelled Billie.
"Sorry miss, you have to leave." said Mike handing her a extra $10, "But you're doing a good job!"
The stripper left and Mike slapped Billie across the face.
"Billie! You have a wife and two kids! You can't go having sex with strippers. That's Tre's job!" scolded Mike
"Yah...but...but she don't put on a sexy thong and dance for me!" slurred Billie, "Not even on our honeymoon."
"Then ask her to." suggested Mike.
Billie had fallen asleep.
The next day Tre woke up to find Billie beside him with his boxers on.
"AH! BILLIE!" yelled Tre, waking up Billie causing him to roll off the bed.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" replied Billie hitting the floor.
"Did you do anything with me by any chance?" asked Tre, very grossed out.
"Oh god I hope not," added Mike, "I don't wanna have to break up any fight today."
Billie, Mike and Tre all drove off to their new detsination...
