Wow I'm All Fucked Up, chapter 1
It was a lovely afternoon, the sun shining on a Thursday summer day, and my sister, Johanna, Mom and I we getting ready to go to a party at my grandparents house. (My grandparents always have lots of food :D) Well Mom was blow drying her hair and Johanna was getting dressed, and I was just bored because I was done getting ready when the door bell rang.
"GET IT KAYLA!!!"
"OK!"
I clutched the door knob and slowly turned it open. There was a guy, mid-thirty's at the door waiting to come in. I didn't have the chance to open the screen door, which was locked, for I passed out.
The man spoke in a sort of high voice. "Umm...can someone get the door for me?"
My sister came running down the hallway. "Oh my god, you made it! I missed you so much!" Then there was a worried look on her face. What took you so long?"
The man was happy to see Johanna and hugged her. "Fucking traffic isn't gonna keep me away from my baby!"
Then he made out with Johanna and walked into the bathroom where my Mom was brushing her hair out. I woke up, then I crawled over to the door so I would hear them talking.
"Mom, I'd love introduce you to Tre Cool, you know, the drummer from Green Day? I met him at Starbucks," Johanna looked at him. "We both had ordered large orange mocha frappuccinos."
My Mom wasn't happy. "Ewwww those sounds positively disgusting! Nice to meet you Tre! I'm sure Kayla will go crazy when she finds out who's here!"
My sister admitted, "About that Mom, I think that Tre could teach her how to play drums. He has like a zillion drumsets at his house and some in repair. I mean he is awesome, and I would like my sister to learn from the best. Also he is coming to the party today...I need to introduce him."
Tre spoke, "Ummm....I'm sorta nervous for the first time in my life. I mean I don't know your grandparents, and what if they don't like me?"
"Oh don't worry Tre," Johanna said. "The worst thing they'll do to you is hug you to death....and not literally."
"Well I think we should tell Kayla about who's here," Mom said, opening the door.
They found me next to the door, but they couldn't scold me for evesdropping, since I had passed out again.
"GET IT KAYLA!!!"
"OK!"
I clutched the door knob and slowly turned it open. There was a guy, mid-thirty's at the door waiting to come in. I didn't have the chance to open the screen door, which was locked, for I passed out.
The man spoke in a sort of high voice. "Umm...can someone get the door for me?"
My sister came running down the hallway. "Oh my god, you made it! I missed you so much!" Then there was a worried look on her face. What took you so long?"
The man was happy to see Johanna and hugged her. "Fucking traffic isn't gonna keep me away from my baby!"
Then he made out with Johanna and walked into the bathroom where my Mom was brushing her hair out. I woke up, then I crawled over to the door so I would hear them talking.
"Mom, I'd love introduce you to Tre Cool, you know, the drummer from Green Day? I met him at Starbucks," Johanna looked at him. "We both had ordered large orange mocha frappuccinos."
My Mom wasn't happy. "Ewwww those sounds positively disgusting! Nice to meet you Tre! I'm sure Kayla will go crazy when she finds out who's here!"
My sister admitted, "About that Mom, I think that Tre could teach her how to play drums. He has like a zillion drumsets at his house and some in repair. I mean he is awesome, and I would like my sister to learn from the best. Also he is coming to the party today...I need to introduce him."
Tre spoke, "Ummm....I'm sorta nervous for the first time in my life. I mean I don't know your grandparents, and what if they don't like me?"
"Oh don't worry Tre," Johanna said. "The worst thing they'll do to you is hug you to death....and not literally."
"Well I think we should tell Kayla about who's here," Mom said, opening the door.
They found me next to the door, but they couldn't scold me for evesdropping, since I had passed out again.
