This Isn't 2006 Anymore..., chapter 3
-In The Car To Gilmans-
I sat there in the car with Adie driving, wondering if this is just all a dream. Wondering, if I'll ever see Sam, Kaylee, my mom or my dad ever again. Whatever this is...it feels really...real.
Adie parked across the street from Gilman's. She poked my arm...hard.
"Ow! What was THAT for?" I asked her while rubbing my arm.
"Oh good...you're not dead. You were just, sitting there...that's what," Adie said while opening the door. "Well, are ya coming Lynn?"
"Uh...yeah...yeah...I'm coming"
As we walked though the doors of the run down building a guy ran into me pretty hard, causing me to fall on my arm.
"Ow...shit."
"Are you okay? I'm really sorry...I didn't mean to-" He started while pulling me up.
"Don't worry about it, it's okay. I just..." I paused. "Mike Dirnt?!"
"Uh...yea...that's me. How'd you know my name?" Mike asked.
"Um....I...well...someone..." I stuttered.
"Wait. Are you with Adie?" He asked.
I nodded.
"Oh! So you must be Lynn!" Mike said. "I'll bring you over to her...she's with the guys"
I nodded once again as Mike took my unhurt arm and pulled me over to Adie.
"Lynn! I was looking for you! I thought you got stuck in the mosh pit. Anyways, these are the guys..." Adie said.
"This is Frank-" Mike started.
"My name is Cool, TRE Cool. Not Frank," Tre said correcting Mike.
"Okay...FRANK. And this is our one and only Billie Joe Armstrong," Mike said.
"Hey...you are?" Billie asked.
I was too stunned to see my idols to say anything. But after a few seconds I choked up and said, "Lynette Johnson...but you can call me Lynn."
"Nice to meet you," Billie said, smiling.
I felt like melting away when he did that.
"Well, got to go Adie, Lynn, we're up next," Billie said while running off with Tre and Mike.
"NEXT UP...ONE OF OUR REGULARS...SWEET-" The guy who ran Gilman's started to say. "WAIT...THE BAND HAS CHANGED THEIR NAME."
"To what?!?" A person in the crowd screamed.
"GREEN DAY!!!" Billie yelled into the mic.
Then they started to play Going To Pasalacqua. I looked at Billie. With every word he sang, I felt so lost into the song. Billie caught my gaze at him and winked at me. I blushed and smiled. After they got off stage, Billie ran up to me and Adie. "Do you want to go in the back with us?"
"Really?! That'll be awesome!!" Adie said answering for me.
We both followed Billie to the back. As soon as we got there Tre was already done with his 6th beer. Adie whispered in my ear. "I think Billie likes you."
I looked at her doubtfully. "I think...you should go talk to him more than me," I said to her not wanting to mess up the future.
"Nahhhh...are you...Lynnette Johnson...shy?" Adie said, surprised.
"Shy!? I'm neverrr shy Adie," I said taking her "challenge" and wondering how much this girl knew about me.
Adie smirked and watched me sit on the couch Billie and Tre were on.
"Hey," I said to Billie.
"Oh hey...uh Lynn?"
"Yea... "
"LOOK!!!! A LADY!!! I CALL HER!!!!" Tre screamed into Billie's ear.
Tre sat on top of Billie and said ,"Hey sexayyy." Tre wiggled his eyebrows. I laughed.
"Tre you fucker! Get the hell of me!" Muffled yells came from underneath Tre.
Billie pushed Tre on to the floor.
"God...dammit...Tre...lose...some...weight..." Billie said, gasping for air.
"What?! OH MY GAWD YOU'RE SAYING I'M FAT?! UGH BILLIE! I THOUGHT YOU LYKE LOVED ME!!!" Tre said while pretending to sob.
"OH MY GAWD TRE...I SO TOTALLY TOLD YOU TO TAKE THAT DIET LIKE A WEEK AGO!!! I'M SORRY IF YOU WANT TO BE SO THIN AND LIKE SEXY LIKE ME!" Billie said in a high-pitched voice.
I started cracking up...man...can they be retarded.
Tre went out of the room for a while after having an "argument" with Billie.
"Soooooo..." Billie said.
"Soooo..." I said mimicking him.
"Can you play any instruments?" Billie asked turning to me.
"Yeah...guitar and drums."
"Wanna show me what you can play?" He asked gazing at me.
"Sure! Hand me Bl...I mean your guitar," Billie nodded and handed me Blue.
I played Blitzkreig Bop, Anarchy in the UK and my fingers were tempted to play Basket Case but I carefully watched my fingers so they wouldn't take over. Billie watched me in awe. After a while I started to play a new pattern of chords...I couldn't recognize it right away...but then I started to sing.
"I'm the son of rage and love...the Jesus of Suburbiaaaahhh..." My voice faded and I froze. Uh...shit?
"What was that? It sounded pretty awesome," Billie asked me.
"Uh...Imadeituplastweek," I said quickly.
Billie grinned. "Cool."
Meanwhile, in 2006...
Narrator's P.O.V.
"Has she called back yet?" Sam asked Kaylee for the tenth time.
"No! Just chill Sam. She's probably just pissed at her parents again," Kaylee said, slightly doubtful.
Sam stared at the TV screen, not listening to her friend as Basket Case played on Fuse.
Almost after the music video ended, Kaylee broke the silence between them.
"I'll just call her mom and tell her that your with me and... " Sam cut her off.
"What?!? Why is Lynn's mom gonna call me!?! I PAID ALREADY!!!! TELL HER I PAID ALREADY KAY!!!" Sam suddenly yelled.
Kay gave Sam a what-the-fuck-are-you-talking-about look. Kay then sighed and shook her head. Kaylee slightly laughed. "God Sam, your fucking mind has been brainwashed and turn into Tre's perverted mind."
She shook her head again while grinning and dialed Lynn's home number.
10 minutes later
"Tre has inspired me to try and suck my own," Sam said randomly.
"Sam...you're a woman...not a man with balls," Kaylee said, chuckling.
"How do [u]you[/u] know that...it's not like you checked down there while I'm sleeping...or have you?" Sam said wiggling her eyebrows.
"Okay, who gave you coffee today!" Kaylee asked while laughing.
Ignoring her question, Sam said with a serious face, "Remember buying candles from that Gypsy store last year?"
"Yea...why?" Kaylee asked wondering how this had to do with anything.
"You don't think that it made Lynn disappear...do you?" Sam said.
"Oh god Sam...you don't seriously believe in that crap do you?! It's all made up shit," Kay said, trying not to believe magic was what made her friend "mysteriously" disappear.
"Where's the package for the candles Kaylee?"
"Oh no Sam...that stuff is bullshit. You're not finding out how she disappeared with candles," Kaylee said while watching her friend search through the garbage can for the packaging of the candles they used for Lynette's birthday.
"EURICKA!!! I FOUND IT!!!" Sam yelled from the kitchen.
She ran into the living room and read the package. "Wishing candles" -Sam flips to the back of the package- "When candles use properly, it will give you what you truly desire the most. How to use: 1) Place all 5 candles onto pastry. 2) Light one at a time. 3) Wisher closes his/her eyes and makes a wish. 4) Wisher blows out all candles in one blow... ..If you want to use this properly, the wisher cannot tell anyone what he/she wished for. -In small writing underneath that- Candles work over night. Does not work if wisher does not use candles on his/her date of birth. Do not use if you are currently on medications and/or pregnant." Sam stared at the package she had just read and shrugged.
"I wonder why it only works on pastry," Kaylee mumbled.
With Lynette...
Mike, Adie, Billie, Tre and Lynn were laughing hysterically on the floor with a shitload of beer bottles everywhere. The five were in Billie's garage obviously piss ass drunk. "Mannn..." Billie started while putting his arm around Lynn while she was giggling. "If I everrrrr...gorealllly biggg withGreenDay, we gotta bring you guys on tourrrr."
Lynn giggled again and hiccupped.
"And you...Lynnnn...ya gottakno, ever since I laid meh eyezzz on youu...I feltttttt in luvvv," Billie slurred with his face extremely close to Lynn's.
Lynn hiccupped again and swatted her hand in Billie's direction. When she turned to look at him, her lips met Billie's as their lips collided.
I sat there in the car with Adie driving, wondering if this is just all a dream. Wondering, if I'll ever see Sam, Kaylee, my mom or my dad ever again. Whatever this is...it feels really...real.
Adie parked across the street from Gilman's. She poked my arm...hard.
"Ow! What was THAT for?" I asked her while rubbing my arm.
"Oh good...you're not dead. You were just, sitting there...that's what," Adie said while opening the door. "Well, are ya coming Lynn?"
"Uh...yeah...yeah...I'm coming"
As we walked though the doors of the run down building a guy ran into me pretty hard, causing me to fall on my arm.
"Ow...shit."
"Are you okay? I'm really sorry...I didn't mean to-" He started while pulling me up.
"Don't worry about it, it's okay. I just..." I paused. "Mike Dirnt?!"
"Uh...yea...that's me. How'd you know my name?" Mike asked.
"Um....I...well...someone..." I stuttered.
"Wait. Are you with Adie?" He asked.
I nodded.
"Oh! So you must be Lynn!" Mike said. "I'll bring you over to her...she's with the guys"
I nodded once again as Mike took my unhurt arm and pulled me over to Adie.
"Lynn! I was looking for you! I thought you got stuck in the mosh pit. Anyways, these are the guys..." Adie said.
"This is Frank-" Mike started.
"My name is Cool, TRE Cool. Not Frank," Tre said correcting Mike.
"Okay...FRANK. And this is our one and only Billie Joe Armstrong," Mike said.
"Hey...you are?" Billie asked.
I was too stunned to see my idols to say anything. But after a few seconds I choked up and said, "Lynette Johnson...but you can call me Lynn."
"Nice to meet you," Billie said, smiling.
I felt like melting away when he did that.
"Well, got to go Adie, Lynn, we're up next," Billie said while running off with Tre and Mike.
"NEXT UP...ONE OF OUR REGULARS...SWEET-" The guy who ran Gilman's started to say. "WAIT...THE BAND HAS CHANGED THEIR NAME."
"To what?!?" A person in the crowd screamed.
"GREEN DAY!!!" Billie yelled into the mic.
Then they started to play Going To Pasalacqua. I looked at Billie. With every word he sang, I felt so lost into the song. Billie caught my gaze at him and winked at me. I blushed and smiled. After they got off stage, Billie ran up to me and Adie. "Do you want to go in the back with us?"
"Really?! That'll be awesome!!" Adie said answering for me.
We both followed Billie to the back. As soon as we got there Tre was already done with his 6th beer. Adie whispered in my ear. "I think Billie likes you."
I looked at her doubtfully. "I think...you should go talk to him more than me," I said to her not wanting to mess up the future.
"Nahhhh...are you...Lynnette Johnson...shy?" Adie said, surprised.
"Shy!? I'm neverrr shy Adie," I said taking her "challenge" and wondering how much this girl knew about me.
Adie smirked and watched me sit on the couch Billie and Tre were on.
"Hey," I said to Billie.
"Oh hey...uh Lynn?"
"Yea... "
"LOOK!!!! A LADY!!! I CALL HER!!!!" Tre screamed into Billie's ear.
Tre sat on top of Billie and said ,"Hey sexayyy." Tre wiggled his eyebrows. I laughed.
"Tre you fucker! Get the hell of me!" Muffled yells came from underneath Tre.
Billie pushed Tre on to the floor.
"God...dammit...Tre...lose...some...weight..." Billie said, gasping for air.
"What?! OH MY GAWD YOU'RE SAYING I'M FAT?! UGH BILLIE! I THOUGHT YOU LYKE LOVED ME!!!" Tre said while pretending to sob.
"OH MY GAWD TRE...I SO TOTALLY TOLD YOU TO TAKE THAT DIET LIKE A WEEK AGO!!! I'M SORRY IF YOU WANT TO BE SO THIN AND LIKE SEXY LIKE ME!" Billie said in a high-pitched voice.
I started cracking up...man...can they be retarded.
Tre went out of the room for a while after having an "argument" with Billie.
"Soooooo..." Billie said.
"Soooo..." I said mimicking him.
"Can you play any instruments?" Billie asked turning to me.
"Yeah...guitar and drums."
"Wanna show me what you can play?" He asked gazing at me.
"Sure! Hand me Bl...I mean your guitar," Billie nodded and handed me Blue.
I played Blitzkreig Bop, Anarchy in the UK and my fingers were tempted to play Basket Case but I carefully watched my fingers so they wouldn't take over. Billie watched me in awe. After a while I started to play a new pattern of chords...I couldn't recognize it right away...but then I started to sing.
"I'm the son of rage and love...the Jesus of Suburbiaaaahhh..." My voice faded and I froze. Uh...shit?
"What was that? It sounded pretty awesome," Billie asked me.
"Uh...Imadeituplastweek," I said quickly.
Billie grinned. "Cool."
Meanwhile, in 2006...
Narrator's P.O.V.
"Has she called back yet?" Sam asked Kaylee for the tenth time.
"No! Just chill Sam. She's probably just pissed at her parents again," Kaylee said, slightly doubtful.
Sam stared at the TV screen, not listening to her friend as Basket Case played on Fuse.
Almost after the music video ended, Kaylee broke the silence between them.
"I'll just call her mom and tell her that your with me and... " Sam cut her off.
"What?!? Why is Lynn's mom gonna call me!?! I PAID ALREADY!!!! TELL HER I PAID ALREADY KAY!!!" Sam suddenly yelled.
Kay gave Sam a what-the-fuck-are-you-talking-about look. Kay then sighed and shook her head. Kaylee slightly laughed. "God Sam, your fucking mind has been brainwashed and turn into Tre's perverted mind."
She shook her head again while grinning and dialed Lynn's home number.
10 minutes later
"Tre has inspired me to try and suck my own," Sam said randomly.
"Sam...you're a woman...not a man with balls," Kaylee said, chuckling.
"How do [u]you[/u] know that...it's not like you checked down there while I'm sleeping...or have you?" Sam said wiggling her eyebrows.
"Okay, who gave you coffee today!" Kaylee asked while laughing.
Ignoring her question, Sam said with a serious face, "Remember buying candles from that Gypsy store last year?"
"Yea...why?" Kaylee asked wondering how this had to do with anything.
"You don't think that it made Lynn disappear...do you?" Sam said.
"Oh god Sam...you don't seriously believe in that crap do you?! It's all made up shit," Kay said, trying not to believe magic was what made her friend "mysteriously" disappear.
"Where's the package for the candles Kaylee?"
"Oh no Sam...that stuff is bullshit. You're not finding out how she disappeared with candles," Kaylee said while watching her friend search through the garbage can for the packaging of the candles they used for Lynette's birthday.
"EURICKA!!! I FOUND IT!!!" Sam yelled from the kitchen.
She ran into the living room and read the package. "Wishing candles" -Sam flips to the back of the package- "When candles use properly, it will give you what you truly desire the most. How to use: 1) Place all 5 candles onto pastry. 2) Light one at a time. 3) Wisher closes his/her eyes and makes a wish. 4) Wisher blows out all candles in one blow... ..If you want to use this properly, the wisher cannot tell anyone what he/she wished for. -In small writing underneath that- Candles work over night. Does not work if wisher does not use candles on his/her date of birth. Do not use if you are currently on medications and/or pregnant." Sam stared at the package she had just read and shrugged.
"I wonder why it only works on pastry," Kaylee mumbled.
With Lynette...
Mike, Adie, Billie, Tre and Lynn were laughing hysterically on the floor with a shitload of beer bottles everywhere. The five were in Billie's garage obviously piss ass drunk. "Mannn..." Billie started while putting his arm around Lynn while she was giggling. "If I everrrrr...gorealllly biggg withGreenDay, we gotta bring you guys on tourrrr."
Lynn giggled again and hiccupped.
"And you...Lynnnn...ya gottakno, ever since I laid meh eyezzz on youu...I feltttttt in luvvv," Billie slurred with his face extremely close to Lynn's.
Lynn hiccupped again and swatted her hand in Billie's direction. When she turned to look at him, her lips met Billie's as their lips collided.
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