The Teenie Who Met Green Day, chapter 1
One day, a teenie named Kaylee Larsen got tickets to a Green Day concert.
"Like, Ashley, let's go!" Kaylee shouted at her best friend, Ashley.
Kaylee was wearing a skanky pink mini skirt and a white tube top and no bra.
She also wore hooker red lip stick and red high heels.
Ashley wore a purple mini skirt and a pink tank-top.
With hooker-pink lip stick and pink high heels.
"Like, when Billie Joe meets me, he's going to like fall in love with me and leave dat fugly wife of his." Said Kaylee, crowding into the arena.
"Like, totally." Said Ashley.
The little poser teenie whores got mosh tickets and were standing right in front of the stage, they also have V.I.P. tickets to go backstage after the show and meet them.
"Like, whoz dat drummer guy over there?" Said Ashley.
"I think his name is Tree Ice or somethin' like dat." Said Kaylee
"Oh, what about that bass player?" Said Ashley.
"Like, I think he's called Mich Dirt." Said Kaylee
"Oh. Their fugly." Said Ashley.
"I know." Said Kaylee.
The show started five minutes later and Kaylee started having an orgasm when Billie started masturbating on stage.
"Agh! Ugh! Ah! Uh! AGh! UGH! AGH!" Billie moaned into the microphone with his hand down his pants... Horny little bastard.
"Like, zoh my fucking godz! I'm like, having an orgasmy thingy! AH!" Kaylee screamed.
Billie stopped suddenly and they continued with Hitchin' A Ride and they got through the rest of the concert.
"Like, oh my fucking godz! We're going to meet Billie Joe!" Kaylee giggled.
"Like, I know!" Ashley giggled.
The door backstage opened and they let them inside.
There, sitting on a couch, was Billie Joe Armstrong, talking on the phone to his beautiful wife Adrienne.
Mike was sitting on another couch stretching out with his feet on the coffee table, while Tre was trying to put a ice cube down his back.
"God damnit Tre! Quit trying to put fucking ice cubes down my back!"
"Who me? I wasn't doing anything. I swear!" Tre said, pulling an innocent look on his face.
"I'll talk to you tomorrow night sweetie. I love you too. Bye." Billie hung up the phone and looked at Kaylee and Ashley, they were standing in the door way with the hands behind their heads and stretching out trying to look sexy even though they looked like skanky little sluts out of a shit filled gutter.
Billie forced a smile on his face and got up and went over to the little retards.
"Hi, I'm Billie Joe. Did you enjoy our show?" He said, stretching out his hand for them to shake.
They both squealed. "Like, I'm Kaylee and this is one of my peeps Ashley. And yes we loved your show!" Kaylee giggled and hugged Billie.
Mike and Tre were sitting on the couch watching this. Tre leaned forward and whispered in Mike's ear "Look's like that girl has a crush on Billie."
Mike leaned over and whispered back in Tre's ear, "Like all the other million and one girls." Tre rolled his eyes. "She can't be no older then what? 15!"
Mike giggled a bit at that.
Ashley was sitting next to Kaylee on the couch while Kaylee was sitting next to Billie batting her eye lashes like a fucking moron.
"You like, have very sexy lips."
That comment made Mike and Tre spit out their coffee and roll on the floor laughing. Kaylee glared at them. "Could I like, kiss your lips?"
Billie looked at Kaylee kind of shocked at that. He didn't want to be anywhere near her or her little prepay bitch friend, but he had no choice but to be nice to them.
"Erm...sure..." Billie said, feeling grossed out with himself.
Mike and Tre had a video camera out taping all this. Ashley was in front of the camera dropping her shirt a bit so there was footage of her ugly boobs.
Mike got disgusted and took her to a broom closet and locked her in, while Tre was tapping Kaylee kissing Billie.
Billie felt like barfing right in her mouth.
"Like, oh my god! Your such a sexy kisser! Could I kiss you again?" She asked hopefully.
"Er...No, not now sweetie, 'nuff sugar for me." Billie said, turning to see Mike coming back into the room with a glass of water for Billie.
Billie took the glass of water and drank it till there was none left.
Kaylee-being the stupid bitch she is-gazed at Billie, fantasizing him naked and against her body, sick little bitch.
Her bimbo slut bitch friend walked out from the closet Mike so very kindly stuck her in and told Kaylee that they had to go.
"Like, oh my godz! We'll have to get togetha again!" Kaylee said excitedly, hugging Billie. "Like, what's your phone numba?"
"Oh, erm... I don't have a phone. Just the Adeline phone."
"Oh, what about a computer?"
"I don't have one, sorry, sweetie."
"Oh," Kaylee said, looking up into his face.
"I guess this is good bye forever?" She said.
"Look's like it sweetie." Said Billie, trying to hide his happiness.
"Could I like, have another kiss before we go for good?" Kaylee asked, hoping she could.
Billie did feel kind of bad for the girl, she really didn't know any better then to act like this.
"Eh...Sure." Billie said, forcing a smile.
Tre nudged Mike again and Mike turned on the video camera. They're going to post this on the Idiot Club later. Jason White and Jason Freese jumped in front of the camera for a second and mooned the camera then high fived each other and ran off. Ron Blake ran after them with his water gun, trying to get them.
Kaylee leaned in and kissed Billie for the final time.
Billie used all the strength he had to keep himself from barfing.
He pulled away after about five seconds and she hugged him one last time.
"Like, bye! Hopefully we'll meet you again!" Said Kaylee.
"Yeah, bye," The men of Green Day said, waving.
After the stupid bimbos left, Mike and Tre started teasing Billie.
"So, Billie, you thinking of becoming a pedophile?" Said Tre, laughing at the look on Billie's face. "Shut up Tre! In case you haven't noticed. I feel like throwing up!"
"Poor Billie," Said Mike.
"Yeah I guess," Said Ron Blake, putting is squirt gun down.
After that night, the men of Green Day looked at a whole new way of their fans.
They only liked the ones who wore pants and darker clothing.
Will they ever run into the little preppy bimbo ass bitchy teenies again?
Only time will tell for them. Until then, I would like to say, thank you for reading my story.
Tre comes in and claps for you and hands you a huge platter of cookies Awww that was nice of you Tre. "Hey, thanks."
Tre smiles and walks of the room blowing you all a kiss with an adorable look on his face.
Mike comes in and hugs you all and gives you all a kiss on the cheek Isn't that sweet? Haha.
Mike walks out with a cute smile.
Billie walks in and thanks you all with a huge and walks away He's been traumatized from kissing his fans.
Anyway, oh wait here comes the Jason's and Ronny!
Jason W. and Jason F. and Ronny come in and hug you all and kiss you on the cheek. and walk out
"Like, Ashley, let's go!" Kaylee shouted at her best friend, Ashley.
Kaylee was wearing a skanky pink mini skirt and a white tube top and no bra.
She also wore hooker red lip stick and red high heels.
Ashley wore a purple mini skirt and a pink tank-top.
With hooker-pink lip stick and pink high heels.
"Like, when Billie Joe meets me, he's going to like fall in love with me and leave dat fugly wife of his." Said Kaylee, crowding into the arena.
"Like, totally." Said Ashley.
The little poser teenie whores got mosh tickets and were standing right in front of the stage, they also have V.I.P. tickets to go backstage after the show and meet them.
"Like, whoz dat drummer guy over there?" Said Ashley.
"I think his name is Tree Ice or somethin' like dat." Said Kaylee
"Oh, what about that bass player?" Said Ashley.
"Like, I think he's called Mich Dirt." Said Kaylee
"Oh. Their fugly." Said Ashley.
"I know." Said Kaylee.
The show started five minutes later and Kaylee started having an orgasm when Billie started masturbating on stage.
"Agh! Ugh! Ah! Uh! AGh! UGH! AGH!" Billie moaned into the microphone with his hand down his pants... Horny little bastard.
"Like, zoh my fucking godz! I'm like, having an orgasmy thingy! AH!" Kaylee screamed.
Billie stopped suddenly and they continued with Hitchin' A Ride and they got through the rest of the concert.
"Like, oh my fucking godz! We're going to meet Billie Joe!" Kaylee giggled.
"Like, I know!" Ashley giggled.
The door backstage opened and they let them inside.
There, sitting on a couch, was Billie Joe Armstrong, talking on the phone to his beautiful wife Adrienne.
Mike was sitting on another couch stretching out with his feet on the coffee table, while Tre was trying to put a ice cube down his back.
"God damnit Tre! Quit trying to put fucking ice cubes down my back!"
"Who me? I wasn't doing anything. I swear!" Tre said, pulling an innocent look on his face.
"I'll talk to you tomorrow night sweetie. I love you too. Bye." Billie hung up the phone and looked at Kaylee and Ashley, they were standing in the door way with the hands behind their heads and stretching out trying to look sexy even though they looked like skanky little sluts out of a shit filled gutter.
Billie forced a smile on his face and got up and went over to the little retards.
"Hi, I'm Billie Joe. Did you enjoy our show?" He said, stretching out his hand for them to shake.
They both squealed. "Like, I'm Kaylee and this is one of my peeps Ashley. And yes we loved your show!" Kaylee giggled and hugged Billie.
Mike and Tre were sitting on the couch watching this. Tre leaned forward and whispered in Mike's ear "Look's like that girl has a crush on Billie."
Mike leaned over and whispered back in Tre's ear, "Like all the other million and one girls." Tre rolled his eyes. "She can't be no older then what? 15!"
Mike giggled a bit at that.
Ashley was sitting next to Kaylee on the couch while Kaylee was sitting next to Billie batting her eye lashes like a fucking moron.
"You like, have very sexy lips."
That comment made Mike and Tre spit out their coffee and roll on the floor laughing. Kaylee glared at them. "Could I like, kiss your lips?"
Billie looked at Kaylee kind of shocked at that. He didn't want to be anywhere near her or her little prepay bitch friend, but he had no choice but to be nice to them.
"Erm...sure..." Billie said, feeling grossed out with himself.
Mike and Tre had a video camera out taping all this. Ashley was in front of the camera dropping her shirt a bit so there was footage of her ugly boobs.
Mike got disgusted and took her to a broom closet and locked her in, while Tre was tapping Kaylee kissing Billie.
Billie felt like barfing right in her mouth.
"Like, oh my god! Your such a sexy kisser! Could I kiss you again?" She asked hopefully.
"Er...No, not now sweetie, 'nuff sugar for me." Billie said, turning to see Mike coming back into the room with a glass of water for Billie.
Billie took the glass of water and drank it till there was none left.
Kaylee-being the stupid bitch she is-gazed at Billie, fantasizing him naked and against her body, sick little bitch.
Her bimbo slut bitch friend walked out from the closet Mike so very kindly stuck her in and told Kaylee that they had to go.
"Like, oh my godz! We'll have to get togetha again!" Kaylee said excitedly, hugging Billie. "Like, what's your phone numba?"
"Oh, erm... I don't have a phone. Just the Adeline phone."
"Oh, what about a computer?"
"I don't have one, sorry, sweetie."
"Oh," Kaylee said, looking up into his face.
"I guess this is good bye forever?" She said.
"Look's like it sweetie." Said Billie, trying to hide his happiness.
"Could I like, have another kiss before we go for good?" Kaylee asked, hoping she could.
Billie did feel kind of bad for the girl, she really didn't know any better then to act like this.
"Eh...Sure." Billie said, forcing a smile.
Tre nudged Mike again and Mike turned on the video camera. They're going to post this on the Idiot Club later. Jason White and Jason Freese jumped in front of the camera for a second and mooned the camera then high fived each other and ran off. Ron Blake ran after them with his water gun, trying to get them.
Kaylee leaned in and kissed Billie for the final time.
Billie used all the strength he had to keep himself from barfing.
He pulled away after about five seconds and she hugged him one last time.
"Like, bye! Hopefully we'll meet you again!" Said Kaylee.
"Yeah, bye," The men of Green Day said, waving.
After the stupid bimbos left, Mike and Tre started teasing Billie.
"So, Billie, you thinking of becoming a pedophile?" Said Tre, laughing at the look on Billie's face. "Shut up Tre! In case you haven't noticed. I feel like throwing up!"
"Poor Billie," Said Mike.
"Yeah I guess," Said Ron Blake, putting is squirt gun down.
After that night, the men of Green Day looked at a whole new way of their fans.
They only liked the ones who wore pants and darker clothing.
Will they ever run into the little preppy bimbo ass bitchy teenies again?
Only time will tell for them. Until then, I would like to say, thank you for reading my story.
Tre comes in and claps for you and hands you a huge platter of cookies Awww that was nice of you Tre. "Hey, thanks."
Tre smiles and walks of the room blowing you all a kiss with an adorable look on his face.
Mike comes in and hugs you all and gives you all a kiss on the cheek Isn't that sweet? Haha.
Mike walks out with a cute smile.
Billie walks in and thanks you all with a huge and walks away He's been traumatized from kissing his fans.
Anyway, oh wait here comes the Jason's and Ronny!
Jason W. and Jason F. and Ronny come in and hug you all and kiss you on the cheek. and walk out
