Typical Berkley High, chapter 1
I woke up with a pillow slamming my face. "What the fuck?" I said.
"Billie, time to get up! I tried to get you up, but you are one fucking heavy sleeper," Mike said.
"Is today Monday?" I asked.
"Yeah, Billie, come on or we will be late again!" Mike said. Mike was already dressed. I got dressed and we both walked to school. We had arrived at Berkley High.
"Yeah, typical Berkley High," I said. I saw this girl that took my fucking breath away. She was wearing a black and red ACDC shirt with a red tie, black pants, and red converse. She had hair that had red streaks. She also had green eyes that had me. Suddenly a girl walked up to me.
"Hey Billie, want to smoke at math?" the girl said.
"You smoking and skipping math? Aren't you too of a goody two shoes to be doing that?" I said. It was just a girl that got straight A's and had a crush on me ever since junior high. Her name was Olivia. I had no feelings for her. She looks like a mental freak. I saw the girl again. She was leaning on the flagpole laughing at Olivia. She walked inside Berkley High.
"Billie, why do you have that face where you admire a chick? Don't tell me you like Olivia," Mike said.
"Shit Mike, you know me better. Why would I like Olivia? It's that girl that was leaning against the flagpole," I said.
"Hey, eggheads!" a voice said. I turned around.
"Tre, you scared the living piss out of me!" I said.
"Come on guys, let's get to class," Mike said.
As we went inside I saw that girl again. Olivia was talking to her.
"Yeah right, like you can ever be that close to Billie Joe!" Olivia said.
"Fuck off, faggot!" she said. She walked away to her locker. The bell rang and it was time for science.
"Uhh.. science," Tre said. We walked into the room. For some odd reason every girl in Berkley High that had a crush on Mr. Barker. The girl whistled that whistle when you think somebody is sexy or something. Olivia sat by me. That girl sat by Olivia.
"Shit, this is the last place I would want to sit," that girl said. I just wanted to stare at her green eyes for the whole period.
"Okay class, I have one question to ask you to start the day. If you were to live in a planet other than earth, which would you live in?" That girl raised her hand.
"Leslie, you can go ahead and write it on the board," Mr. Barker said.
"Leslie, that's her name," I whispered.
"Okay Leslie, which planet would you live in?" Mr. Barker asked.
"Ur Anus," Leslie said while smiling. The whole class laughed. Tre was the one cracking up the most.
"Okay, you can take you seat now, Leslie." Mr. Barker said. Leslie winked at Mr. Barker. I was jealous at the time for some reason. I had a face of jealousy.
"Mr. Armstrong, you okay?" Mr. Barker asked.
"Yes," I said with an innocent face. Olivia threw a note at me.
It said, "You look cute when you have your innocent face." I threw the note back at Olivia. Olivia just smiled.
"Mr. Armstrong and Mrs. Hurley! Detention after school!" Mr. Barker said. The bell rang. "Okay class, for your assignment, write down what planet you would want to live in and why," Mr. Barker said.
"Finally away from that asshole Mr. Barker," I said. While exiting the class there was a big banister that said "Valentine's Day Dance." That was right, it's Valentine's Day on Friday.
"Hey, Billie, are you going to ask Leslie out to the dance?" Mike asked.
"Yeah, I'll try," I said.
It was lunchtime. I saw Leslie sitting alone.
"Guys, want to sit by Leslie?" I said.
"Are you going to ask her out?" Mike asked.
"Hey, where's Tre?" I asked. We saw him getting horny with a girl he doesn't even know.
"TRE!" I yelled.
"Get your horny ass over here!" Mike laughed out. As we had our lunch we sat by Leslie. "Hey, umm.. can we sit in your table?" I said.
"Shit, I sounded all nervous," I thought.
"Sure, take a seat," she said and smiled.
"Hey that joke with Mr. Barker was very funny," Mike said.
"Thanks," she said. She flipped her black and red hair back.
"Suck my dick till' your lips fall off," Tre said with a sinister smile.
"Horny Devil!" Leslie chuckled out. Mike and Tre laughed. I couldn't because I was stuck staring at her eyes.
"Billie, you okay? You looked spaced out," Leslie said. Mike kicked me.
"Huh? Oh yeah, I'm okay," I said.
"So, I heard you have a band called Sweet Children," Leslie said.
"Yeah, we do," I said.
"You know what would be great? You guys could perform at the Valentine's Day Dance!" Leslie said.
"Yeah, that would be great, what do you say, Billie?" Mike said.
"Our first gig," Tre said.
"Umm.. yeah. That would be great," I said.
"You have detention after school, eh?" Leslie said.
"You won't be alone. I'll be there. I have detention after school, too," Leslie said.
"What for?" I asked.
"Last week I wrote all kinds of graffiti in the lady's' bathroom," Leslie said.
"Wow. That's awesome. Why'd you do it?" I said.
"Because there is this boy that broke up with me named Jimmy," Leslie said.
"Yeah, there are a lot of bitches out here in the world," I said.
"AMEN," Leslie said.
"Want to skip math and have a smoke?" Leslie asked.
"Yeah, sure," I said.
"Billie, time to get up! I tried to get you up, but you are one fucking heavy sleeper," Mike said.
"Is today Monday?" I asked.
"Yeah, Billie, come on or we will be late again!" Mike said. Mike was already dressed. I got dressed and we both walked to school. We had arrived at Berkley High.
"Yeah, typical Berkley High," I said. I saw this girl that took my fucking breath away. She was wearing a black and red ACDC shirt with a red tie, black pants, and red converse. She had hair that had red streaks. She also had green eyes that had me. Suddenly a girl walked up to me.
"Hey Billie, want to smoke at math?" the girl said.
"You smoking and skipping math? Aren't you too of a goody two shoes to be doing that?" I said. It was just a girl that got straight A's and had a crush on me ever since junior high. Her name was Olivia. I had no feelings for her. She looks like a mental freak. I saw the girl again. She was leaning on the flagpole laughing at Olivia. She walked inside Berkley High.
"Billie, why do you have that face where you admire a chick? Don't tell me you like Olivia," Mike said.
"Shit Mike, you know me better. Why would I like Olivia? It's that girl that was leaning against the flagpole," I said.
"Hey, eggheads!" a voice said. I turned around.
"Tre, you scared the living piss out of me!" I said.
"Come on guys, let's get to class," Mike said.
As we went inside I saw that girl again. Olivia was talking to her.
"Yeah right, like you can ever be that close to Billie Joe!" Olivia said.
"Fuck off, faggot!" she said. She walked away to her locker. The bell rang and it was time for science.
"Uhh.. science," Tre said. We walked into the room. For some odd reason every girl in Berkley High that had a crush on Mr. Barker. The girl whistled that whistle when you think somebody is sexy or something. Olivia sat by me. That girl sat by Olivia.
"Shit, this is the last place I would want to sit," that girl said. I just wanted to stare at her green eyes for the whole period.
"Okay class, I have one question to ask you to start the day. If you were to live in a planet other than earth, which would you live in?" That girl raised her hand.
"Leslie, you can go ahead and write it on the board," Mr. Barker said.
"Leslie, that's her name," I whispered.
"Okay Leslie, which planet would you live in?" Mr. Barker asked.
"Ur Anus," Leslie said while smiling. The whole class laughed. Tre was the one cracking up the most.
"Okay, you can take you seat now, Leslie." Mr. Barker said. Leslie winked at Mr. Barker. I was jealous at the time for some reason. I had a face of jealousy.
"Mr. Armstrong, you okay?" Mr. Barker asked.
"Yes," I said with an innocent face. Olivia threw a note at me.
It said, "You look cute when you have your innocent face." I threw the note back at Olivia. Olivia just smiled.
"Mr. Armstrong and Mrs. Hurley! Detention after school!" Mr. Barker said. The bell rang. "Okay class, for your assignment, write down what planet you would want to live in and why," Mr. Barker said.
"Finally away from that asshole Mr. Barker," I said. While exiting the class there was a big banister that said "Valentine's Day Dance." That was right, it's Valentine's Day on Friday.
"Hey, Billie, are you going to ask Leslie out to the dance?" Mike asked.
"Yeah, I'll try," I said.
It was lunchtime. I saw Leslie sitting alone.
"Guys, want to sit by Leslie?" I said.
"Are you going to ask her out?" Mike asked.
"Hey, where's Tre?" I asked. We saw him getting horny with a girl he doesn't even know.
"TRE!" I yelled.
"Get your horny ass over here!" Mike laughed out. As we had our lunch we sat by Leslie. "Hey, umm.. can we sit in your table?" I said.
"Shit, I sounded all nervous," I thought.
"Sure, take a seat," she said and smiled.
"Hey that joke with Mr. Barker was very funny," Mike said.
"Thanks," she said. She flipped her black and red hair back.
"Suck my dick till' your lips fall off," Tre said with a sinister smile.
"Horny Devil!" Leslie chuckled out. Mike and Tre laughed. I couldn't because I was stuck staring at her eyes.
"Billie, you okay? You looked spaced out," Leslie said. Mike kicked me.
"Huh? Oh yeah, I'm okay," I said.
"So, I heard you have a band called Sweet Children," Leslie said.
"Yeah, we do," I said.
"You know what would be great? You guys could perform at the Valentine's Day Dance!" Leslie said.
"Yeah, that would be great, what do you say, Billie?" Mike said.
"Our first gig," Tre said.
"Umm.. yeah. That would be great," I said.
"You have detention after school, eh?" Leslie said.
"You won't be alone. I'll be there. I have detention after school, too," Leslie said.
"What for?" I asked.
"Last week I wrote all kinds of graffiti in the lady's' bathroom," Leslie said.
"Wow. That's awesome. Why'd you do it?" I said.
"Because there is this boy that broke up with me named Jimmy," Leslie said.
"Yeah, there are a lot of bitches out here in the world," I said.
"AMEN," Leslie said.
"Want to skip math and have a smoke?" Leslie asked.
"Yeah, sure," I said.
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