Typical Berkley High, chapter 3
I had found Leslie at the P.E. benches having a smoke. Her mascara was all messed up and I can tell she was crying. "Hey." I said and sat beside her. "Hey." Leslie said. "You know what happened back there. That bitch just came and kissed me." I said. "Billie, don't worry. I know. I'll get over it." Leslie said. "I hope that bitch dies." I said. "Evolution is the dawning of the rest of our lives." Leslie said. "It's true." I said thinking about it. "That bitch Olivia is more than a bitch" I said. "Billie, did you really like her?" Leslie asked. "The fuck no." I said. Leslie laughed. I was so glad to get her laughing. It was getting late. "Hey want to sleep over at my house. Err.. Mike's." I said. "Sure, my parents are bitches and don't even know if I'm there or not." Leslie said. We went to my house. Mike and Tre were already there. "Which planet would you live on?" Tre asked Leslie. "Well, ur anus!" Leslie said. "Bout' you Billie?" Tre asked. "Ur anus." I said. "So, you sleeping here? Tell your parents?" Mike asked. "No, but my parents don't know that I exist in that house." Leslie said. She saw Blue. "Hey, can I see that?" Leslie asked. "Yeah sure." I said. She started strumming the notes that I thought were perfect for She's A Rebel. "I don't know what words to put in this song." Leslie said. "I do, but you have to wait until the Valentine's Day Dance to see." I said. "Sure." Leslie said. She put Blue down gentley. We did our homework. It was near 11:00 p.m. when we finished. Tre slept on the couch, Mike on his bed. Leslie and I had to sleep on the same bed. "Nighty Night everybody." Leslie said. "Night, Leslie." Mike said. "Nighty Night, Leeeezzzzzlllliiiiee!" Tre said and started snoring. Leslie kissed me goodnight. "Good night Billie." Leslie said. Her lips were soft and moist. "Good night Leslie." I said.
We woke up at 7:45 a.m. I woke up. "WE ARE LATE!" Mike said. Leslie woke up and trew a pillow at Mike. "OWW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?" Mike yelled. "Calm the fuck down Mike, it's SATURDAY! And a pillow dosn't hurt when you get hit by it. Especially hit from a girl!" Leslie said. "Oh, yeah huh! Sorry." Mike said with red on his face. "It's okay, detention to you is already torcher." Leslie said. Leslie got up. The door rang. "I'll go get it." I said. I opened the door. "Hey Billie Joe." Olivia said. "Fuck Off and Die SLUT!" I said. "Oh, Billie, did that fucking rebel tell you to say that?" Olivia said. "No, I said that, slut." I said. "Hey Billie who's tha... FUCKING SLUT! FUCK YOURSELF!" Leslie screamed. She slammed the door. Olivia knocked again. I answered. "What?" I said. Olivia pointed to a car which had her dad in it. He had an unpleasent face. "Fuck. Fine come in slut." I said. She smiled and came in. "What the fuck is she here?" Mike asked. "Her dad was there. Could of beaten the shit out of me." I said. "Calling me a slut, look who slept with you." Olivia said. "Fuck off and Fuck Yourself." I said. I saw a red mark on her face. I smiled at Leslie. She smiled back seeing the red mark. "So, what would we have in plan for today?" Olivia asked.
We woke up at 7:45 a.m. I woke up. "WE ARE LATE!" Mike said. Leslie woke up and trew a pillow at Mike. "OWW! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?" Mike yelled. "Calm the fuck down Mike, it's SATURDAY! And a pillow dosn't hurt when you get hit by it. Especially hit from a girl!" Leslie said. "Oh, yeah huh! Sorry." Mike said with red on his face. "It's okay, detention to you is already torcher." Leslie said. Leslie got up. The door rang. "I'll go get it." I said. I opened the door. "Hey Billie Joe." Olivia said. "Fuck Off and Die SLUT!" I said. "Oh, Billie, did that fucking rebel tell you to say that?" Olivia said. "No, I said that, slut." I said. "Hey Billie who's tha... FUCKING SLUT! FUCK YOURSELF!" Leslie screamed. She slammed the door. Olivia knocked again. I answered. "What?" I said. Olivia pointed to a car which had her dad in it. He had an unpleasent face. "Fuck. Fine come in slut." I said. She smiled and came in. "What the fuck is she here?" Mike asked. "Her dad was there. Could of beaten the shit out of me." I said. "Calling me a slut, look who slept with you." Olivia said. "Fuck off and Fuck Yourself." I said. I saw a red mark on her face. I smiled at Leslie. She smiled back seeing the red mark. "So, what would we have in plan for today?" Olivia asked.
