409 In Your Coffeemaker, chapter 1

"Tre your gonna die you do know that" Jen remarked to Tre
"Yes but I die for the worthy cause, got the stash" Tre replied
"No Billie didn't trust me he said I'd throw it away so he has it now" Jen answered
"He's probably wasted it on himself" Tre said dissapointed
"Nope right here, I'll go watch with Mike" Billie Joe told them throwing the stash over to Tre
"Which coffeemaker does Miss Tobias use" Tre asked
"Dunno I think its the one thats for maths over there considering it has maths on it and she's a maths teacher" Jen answered
"Great now she's right now in detention right" Tre asked
"Why are you asking me! and of course she is every lesson she gives a detention because she's heartless and has no life" Jen answered
"Stash goes in and mix it in...and shake it all about" Tre started singing the Hokey Pokey
"Guys stop mucking about the detentions gonna be over soon" Mike hissed at them
"Sorry Mikey" Jen replied
"Guys Tobias coming" Billie Joe hissed at them
"Okay we're coming,....oooh Prozac I'm so taking this" Jen said seeing the prozac on Miss Tobias's putting the Prozac in her bag
"Frank, Jennifer what are you doing in the office" Miss Tobias interrogated while coming in
"We wanted our tests back Miss so we can look at them before our lesson next" Jen quickly improvised
"You get them in the lesson although I will say you didn't do well now run along now before I give you both detentions" Miss Tobias said to them and they then ran out

Jen and Tre met up with Mike and Billie Joe at the lesson and they discussed what happened earlier. Miss Tobias came to the classroom and shut the students up and let them in the classroom, the guys and Jen sat down and watched the result of there prank.
"Now class today we're gonna talk about.." Miss Tobias started tiredly
"I'm so glad that I listened to you guys" Jen said
"Jennifer stop talking back there" Miss Tobias slurred
"Miss can we listen to music" Ryan asked
"Sure the more music the better, oooooh clouds" Miss Tobias said wondering off into space
"Excuse me Miss Tobias theres seem to be a mix up here, the maths coffeemaker has some mysterious substence in it and so heres some normal coffee" Mr Williamson told her giving her a cup of normal coffee
"Class who has done this deed" Miss Tobias shouted after drinking the coffee
"Jennifer, Frank you were last in my office did you do this deed" Miss Tobias shouted at Tre and Jen
"No Miss" Jen and Tre answered
"Are you sure, you were the last students in the office" Miss Tobias questioned
"Miss we didn't do it" Jen lied badly
"Thats it you two on detention the rest of this week and I'm talking to your parents" Miss Tobias shouted at them
"Yes Miss Tobias" Jen and Tre replied sulkly

The day went on and Jen and Tre sulked about there detention and Mike and Billie Joe tried to cheer them up. The end of the day came and Tre and Jen went to Miss Tobias to recieve there detention slips. They came out and met up with Billie Joe and Mike.
"She really is heartless" Tre remarked
"I still think she needs a boyfriend" Jen remarked
"Oh she has one I saw her with a man last week-end, it was creepy and horrible" Mike said
"What poor, lonely depressed, lonely, sad, poor depressed man would want there soul sucked out by her?" Jen wondered
"Dunno, oh ye Jen I'm staying at yours for the next week so my mum can get her stuff sorted" Mike told Jen
"Sure you can stay with my brother or something he has those sad bunk beds still" Jen said
"You mean little Matty still has those bunk beds" Mike remarked
"He's only 12 I guess" Jen said

Tre, Billie Joe separated from Mike and Jen and they set off home. They got there and Jen went up to her brother Matty.
"Matt can Mike stay in your room for the next week" Jen asked
"No way jose" Matty hissed
"Matt that was an order not a question" there mum shouted out the kitchen
"You so got told" Jen told her little brother sticking her tongue out
"Yo Jen what am I gonna wear?" Mike asked
"Erm well we have school uniform and on the weekend you can borrow my other brothers clothes you know Gideon don't you" Jen asked
"Yeah of course I do" Mike said
"Mike why are you staying here?" Matty asked
"Because my mum has some stuff to sort out" Mike explained
"Why can't you stay somewhere else but here" Matty hissed
"Look Matty, you may not know it but Jen is my closest friend that I can fully trust and I thought we got along, like brothers kinda" Mike explained
"Your not my brother and you never will be" Matty screamed running up to his room..
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