Life In Paradise, chapter 6
the next morning I woke up. My arms really hurt. I turned towards them on the left side on the bed and saw that my casts were off! They were lying on the floor next to Billie who was appartently passed out on the rug. He had a wine bottle in his hands. He started to wake up. He put his hand on his head, as if to stop the headache from the hangover! He looked up at me and slowly got up. He dropped the wine bottle and came over to my bed and laid down next to me and fell asleep. This made my gigle a little because he just got up and went right back to bed. I bit my lip to keep from laughing and walked out of the room with just my underwear on. I removed (tehehe) the wedgy from my buttocks(hehe funny word.) I went into the bathroom and ran the water, took a scope (I don’t know if that word really fits this movement, but...) of water in my hands and splashed it over my face. My arms still didn’t work well and it felt as if they weighed tons, but I still managed to “scope� up the water. I played what you would call a “replay� of last night in my head. I walked back into the kitchen and saw Billie rummaging through the fridge. I walked over to him and put my arms around him. He pushed my arms off and looked back at me. I gave him this what-the-hell look.
“What’s up with you!??!� I asked eager for an answer to why he decided to push me away.
“I just don’t feel so good. You don’t remember anything that happened last night, do you?� he asked, also stating his reasonable answer.
“No, not really, just bits and peices.�
“Good!� he replied.
“Why is that so ‘good?� I asked.
“Um...no reason.� he said with a smile and an inside smirk.
“No really. What is it? Or was it?�
“Um...� he sat me down at the table, “ah...while we were having sex, um...no it’s too embarrassing.� I just looked at him. What could possibly be so “embarrassing� that he couldn’t share it with me, even though I was there.
“What is it. Tell me or else I have stuff to use against you.� I threatened.
“Well, you would probably add this to your list.� and then I remembered. Now this was embarrassing. Hehe haha. The whole big thing that he couldn’t tell me was that he couldn’t get it up last night, if you know what I mean. LOL! I just sat there laughing, remembering the whole bit.
“What’s so funny? Oh no, you don’t remember do you?� he asked.
“Yeah!� I said cracking up. I had to cover my mouth to keep from falling on the floor from laughing so hard. It wasn’t that big a deal.
“It wasn’t that big a deal.� I said.
“Yes, yes it was!� he said starting to laugh, “stop laughing. You’re making me laugh.�
“What’s up with you!??!� I asked eager for an answer to why he decided to push me away.
“I just don’t feel so good. You don’t remember anything that happened last night, do you?� he asked, also stating his reasonable answer.
“No, not really, just bits and peices.�
“Good!� he replied.
“Why is that so ‘good?� I asked.
“Um...no reason.� he said with a smile and an inside smirk.
“No really. What is it? Or was it?�
“Um...� he sat me down at the table, “ah...while we were having sex, um...no it’s too embarrassing.� I just looked at him. What could possibly be so “embarrassing� that he couldn’t share it with me, even though I was there.
“What is it. Tell me or else I have stuff to use against you.� I threatened.
“Well, you would probably add this to your list.� and then I remembered. Now this was embarrassing. Hehe haha. The whole big thing that he couldn’t tell me was that he couldn’t get it up last night, if you know what I mean. LOL! I just sat there laughing, remembering the whole bit.
“What’s so funny? Oh no, you don’t remember do you?� he asked.
“Yeah!� I said cracking up. I had to cover my mouth to keep from falling on the floor from laughing so hard. It wasn’t that big a deal.
“It wasn’t that big a deal.� I said.
“Yes, yes it was!� he said starting to laugh, “stop laughing. You’re making me laugh.�
