Apples Don't Fall Far From The Trees, chapter 1
Okay I made some changes to the kid's ages:
Joey: 13
Stella: 12 nearly 13
Ramona: 13
Jakob: 8
Frankito: 12 also nearly 13
* * *
It was an average day in Oakland CA, and Joey, Stella, Frankito and Ramona were hanging out by the lockers in their school.
"I'mmmmm so boooored!" whined Joey.
"Join the club," muttered Ramona.
The bell went making them jump.
"Jeez that thing is fucking loud!" laughed Frank.
"Yeah well time for science! Jump for joy," sighed Ramona.
"Why don't we just ditch?" asked Stella.
"Yeah and how are we gunna get out smartass?" teased Frank.
"Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezey," smiled Stella.
"I'd like to see you try," laughed Joey.
Stella shrugged and then walked over to the office.
"Yes Estelle?" asked the old woman.
"Well at lunchtime, some of the other boys were messing around and they threw our books over the fence, so can we have a pass to get them?" Stella smiled innocently.
"Yes okay, here we are my dear," smiled the secretary falling right for it.
Stella grabbed the passes and walked out of the door with the others mouths hanging open. "Oh my gawd that was soooo Punk!"
"Oh fuck," mumbled Joey.
Now I think it's time to introduce you to Josie. She is a teenie full stop. She follows the Green Day kids like a lost puppy. She tries so hard to get them to introduce their Dads, but they aint having none of it.
"Look let's just leave...quickly," said Ramona.
"Yeah I concur," smiled Frank as they started walking, then running and then sprinting as the attack of the teenie was being foretold.
"This is pathetic," panted Joey.
"Yeah," agreed Stella as she stopped running and turned around to come face to face with Josie.
"Look you slut stop following us round, we wouldn't let you meet our dads if you were the last person on Earth," yelled Stella making Joey, Frank and Ramona, who were standing behind her nod.
"We'll just see about that," spit Josie.
"Yeah? You wanna fight bitch?" asked Stella getting pissed off now.
"Stella..." warned Joey.
"Fine I'll see you after school tomorrow!" shouted Josie.
"Yeah I'll be there! Now Fuck off!" laughed Stella walking out of the school grounds.
"Oh great another fight," laughed Ramona.
"Yeah!" shouted Frank as he and Stella gave five.
"That has got to be one of the most funniest things that has happened this week," smiled Joey.
"Yeah ummmm guys where we going?" asked Ramona.
"Oh, never thought about that," said Stella.
Eventually they lay down in the shade of a large tree, They did a number of things and then lost track of time and lay there for quite sometime they were just relaxing when they noticed the time.
"Shit guys!" shouted Joey.
"Whaaaaat?" yawned Frank.
"School finished like an hour ago!"
"Oh right our Dads...we better get home," said Ramona as she stretched.
"I got a text in school saying to all go to my house," said Joey as he picked up his school bag.
"Well then let's go," agreed Stella.
It was a 10 minute walk to the Armstrong house. When they got there they opened the front door to find their Dads in the front room and Adie standing there with her arms folded and tapping her foot.
"And where have you been?" she demanded.
"Ummmm."
"Well you would be glad to know that the school phoned."
"Oops," gulped Joey.
"They thought you had been kidnapped!"
"They thought we had been kidnapped?" said Joey as he burst out laughing.
"PSYCH" yelled Stella and Joey as they gave five while Ramona and Frank were laughing their heads off.
"Yeah the teacher was nearly crying!" yelled Tre from the other room.
"It was funny as hell!" added Billie.
"Made our Day!" finished Mike.
"I HAVE TOLD YOU BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG, TRE COOL AND MIKE DIRNT! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING THEM!" shouted Adie.
"Wow okay take a chill pill," laughed Billie.
"NOW ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN?"
"Umm?" mumbled Joey as he poked Stella.
"Okay we were sitting in school when..." started Stella.
"These aliens came," said Frank.
"And they were chasing us 'cause," Ramona added.
"They wanted us to..." Joey said nervously.
"Ummmm."
"Help them take over the world and kill all the dogs so that they couldn't take over before the aliens did," smiled Stella.
"So we ran away and hid and then we came home," finished Joey, also giving Stella a weird look.
"Right whatever, I have to go pick up Joey from Nicks house," sighed Adie as she picked up her keys and walked out.
Then the kids all gave five laughed and walked into the room where their Dads were sitting and laughing at them.
"That was awesome!" giggled Tre.
"Yep," agreed Mike.
"So what you wanna do?"
"I dunno," Joey replied as he turned to look at his friends.
"Band practice? Asked Joey.
Everyone agreed and so headed down to the sound proof basement. The Green Day Guys knew that their kids hated being watched in band practice, So Billie, Tre and Mike went up to the security room, where all the cameras were and decided to watch and listen from up their. Stalkers.
Their band was called Rural Minds and consisted off: Joey: Lead guitar and shared Lead Vocals. Stella: Bass and Shared lead Vocals. Frankito: Drums. Ramona: Backing guitar and Back up vocals, sometimes plays drums.
They kicked off their practice with a cover, Blink 182, All the Small Things.
"Jesus!" shouted Tre.
"Their God Damn...."
Joey: 13
Stella: 12 nearly 13
Ramona: 13
Jakob: 8
Frankito: 12 also nearly 13
* * *
It was an average day in Oakland CA, and Joey, Stella, Frankito and Ramona were hanging out by the lockers in their school.
"I'mmmmm so boooored!" whined Joey.
"Join the club," muttered Ramona.
The bell went making them jump.
"Jeez that thing is fucking loud!" laughed Frank.
"Yeah well time for science! Jump for joy," sighed Ramona.
"Why don't we just ditch?" asked Stella.
"Yeah and how are we gunna get out smartass?" teased Frank.
"Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezey," smiled Stella.
"I'd like to see you try," laughed Joey.
Stella shrugged and then walked over to the office.
"Yes Estelle?" asked the old woman.
"Well at lunchtime, some of the other boys were messing around and they threw our books over the fence, so can we have a pass to get them?" Stella smiled innocently.
"Yes okay, here we are my dear," smiled the secretary falling right for it.
Stella grabbed the passes and walked out of the door with the others mouths hanging open. "Oh my gawd that was soooo Punk!"
"Oh fuck," mumbled Joey.
Now I think it's time to introduce you to Josie. She is a teenie full stop. She follows the Green Day kids like a lost puppy. She tries so hard to get them to introduce their Dads, but they aint having none of it.
"Look let's just leave...quickly," said Ramona.
"Yeah I concur," smiled Frank as they started walking, then running and then sprinting as the attack of the teenie was being foretold.
"This is pathetic," panted Joey.
"Yeah," agreed Stella as she stopped running and turned around to come face to face with Josie.
"Look you slut stop following us round, we wouldn't let you meet our dads if you were the last person on Earth," yelled Stella making Joey, Frank and Ramona, who were standing behind her nod.
"We'll just see about that," spit Josie.
"Yeah? You wanna fight bitch?" asked Stella getting pissed off now.
"Stella..." warned Joey.
"Fine I'll see you after school tomorrow!" shouted Josie.
"Yeah I'll be there! Now Fuck off!" laughed Stella walking out of the school grounds.
"Oh great another fight," laughed Ramona.
"Yeah!" shouted Frank as he and Stella gave five.
"That has got to be one of the most funniest things that has happened this week," smiled Joey.
"Yeah ummmm guys where we going?" asked Ramona.
"Oh, never thought about that," said Stella.
Eventually they lay down in the shade of a large tree, They did a number of things and then lost track of time and lay there for quite sometime they were just relaxing when they noticed the time.
"Shit guys!" shouted Joey.
"Whaaaaat?" yawned Frank.
"School finished like an hour ago!"
"Oh right our Dads...we better get home," said Ramona as she stretched.
"I got a text in school saying to all go to my house," said Joey as he picked up his school bag.
"Well then let's go," agreed Stella.
It was a 10 minute walk to the Armstrong house. When they got there they opened the front door to find their Dads in the front room and Adie standing there with her arms folded and tapping her foot.
"And where have you been?" she demanded.
"Ummmm."
"Well you would be glad to know that the school phoned."
"Oops," gulped Joey.
"They thought you had been kidnapped!"
"They thought we had been kidnapped?" said Joey as he burst out laughing.
"PSYCH" yelled Stella and Joey as they gave five while Ramona and Frank were laughing their heads off.
"Yeah the teacher was nearly crying!" yelled Tre from the other room.
"It was funny as hell!" added Billie.
"Made our Day!" finished Mike.
"I HAVE TOLD YOU BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG, TRE COOL AND MIKE DIRNT! YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ENCOURAGING THEM!" shouted Adie.
"Wow okay take a chill pill," laughed Billie.
"NOW ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME WHERE YOU HAVE BEEN?"
"Umm?" mumbled Joey as he poked Stella.
"Okay we were sitting in school when..." started Stella.
"These aliens came," said Frank.
"And they were chasing us 'cause," Ramona added.
"They wanted us to..." Joey said nervously.
"Ummmm."
"Help them take over the world and kill all the dogs so that they couldn't take over before the aliens did," smiled Stella.
"So we ran away and hid and then we came home," finished Joey, also giving Stella a weird look.
"Right whatever, I have to go pick up Joey from Nicks house," sighed Adie as she picked up her keys and walked out.
Then the kids all gave five laughed and walked into the room where their Dads were sitting and laughing at them.
"That was awesome!" giggled Tre.
"Yep," agreed Mike.
"So what you wanna do?"
"I dunno," Joey replied as he turned to look at his friends.
"Band practice? Asked Joey.
Everyone agreed and so headed down to the sound proof basement. The Green Day Guys knew that their kids hated being watched in band practice, So Billie, Tre and Mike went up to the security room, where all the cameras were and decided to watch and listen from up their. Stalkers.
Their band was called Rural Minds and consisted off: Joey: Lead guitar and shared Lead Vocals. Stella: Bass and Shared lead Vocals. Frankito: Drums. Ramona: Backing guitar and Back up vocals, sometimes plays drums.
They kicked off their practice with a cover, Blink 182, All the Small Things.
"Jesus!" shouted Tre.
"Their God Damn...."
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