Am I your dirty little secret?!, chapter 2
2006
Billie, Mike and Tre sat together in a big room in Mike's mansion.
"Okay, Tre you're turn to say a dirty little secret" Billie said and Tre shook his head. "No way! Mr. Fancy pants here is before me, and your secret wasn't even dirty!" Tre pointed out to Billie.
"I'm sorry Tre, but I don't have a dirty secret" Billie said "all I have is that I drank pee once, and liked really liked it, but thats becuase I was drunk" Billie said and Tre nodded.
"Now tell us you dirty little secret" Mike said excited. Tre looked down.
"I don't want to" he said, blushing.
"Come on Tre, it can't be that bad" Billie said and Tre took a deep breath.
"See once, a while back, I got drunk in this party and uhm.." he paused.
"AND WHAT?" Billie yelled in excitement.
"I made out with a guy" Tre said and Mike and Billie gasped.
"I always thought there was something freaky about you! you're gay!" Bilie yelled.
"No I'm not!" Tre yelled.
"Come on Billie, give Tre a break, he was drunk" Mike said looking at Tre and Billie.
"Okay Mike, what is you dirty little secret?" Tre asked, leaning forward and Billie copied Tre.
"Trator" Mike said glaring at Tre.
"Oww, you've got a dirty dirty little secret" Billie said and Mike looked down.
"Let me guess? You're gay?!" Tre shouted and Mike hit him in the shoulder.
"Even thou you're gay, that doesn't make me gay" Mike said.
"Mike, I thought you said I wasn't gay?" Tre asked, his voice sounding a bit hurt.
"Yeah, but if you keep pushing your luck then you magically become gay" Mike threatened and Tre shut up.
"This is a serious secret" Billie said and Mike nodded. "A serious one indeed" he said. "So, tell us" Billie said.
"I don't wanna tell you" Mike said, standing up. "you can jut look in my drawer by my bed, the third one, and you'll see it" Mike said, and he left the room.
Tre and Billie stood up. "What do you think it is?" Tre asked and Billie thought for a while. "Don't know" he said.
They walked around the house until they found Mike's room. They entered like maniacs, andt they ran stright to Mike's bed.
"This drawer!" Tre yelled when he opened the third drawer. It was full of socks.
"Mike's dirty little secret is that he has a bunch of socks?" Tre yelled
"No, there's somethign bigger in here, I can feel it" Billie said and they started digging out stuff.
"HERE IT IS!" Tre said holding up a paper.
"Let me see!" Billie said and he tore the paper away from Tre and the both started reading it.
"A birth certificate?" Billie said quietly.
"We already know about his daughter" Tre said
"yeah, but her name isn't Annabelle Grace Dirnt, now is it? and she wasn't born agust the third 1989 now was she?" Billie said and he and Tre looked at each other.
"MIKE!!" they both yelled at the same time.
Mike came up, as in a hurry.
"What guys?" Mike asked, sounding a bit nearvous.
"You have a lot of explaining to do" Billie said waving the birth certifacate.
Billie, Mike and Tre sat together in a big room in Mike's mansion.
"Okay, Tre you're turn to say a dirty little secret" Billie said and Tre shook his head. "No way! Mr. Fancy pants here is before me, and your secret wasn't even dirty!" Tre pointed out to Billie.
"I'm sorry Tre, but I don't have a dirty secret" Billie said "all I have is that I drank pee once, and liked really liked it, but thats becuase I was drunk" Billie said and Tre nodded.
"Now tell us you dirty little secret" Mike said excited. Tre looked down.
"I don't want to" he said, blushing.
"Come on Tre, it can't be that bad" Billie said and Tre took a deep breath.
"See once, a while back, I got drunk in this party and uhm.." he paused.
"AND WHAT?" Billie yelled in excitement.
"I made out with a guy" Tre said and Mike and Billie gasped.
"I always thought there was something freaky about you! you're gay!" Bilie yelled.
"No I'm not!" Tre yelled.
"Come on Billie, give Tre a break, he was drunk" Mike said looking at Tre and Billie.
"Okay Mike, what is you dirty little secret?" Tre asked, leaning forward and Billie copied Tre.
"Trator" Mike said glaring at Tre.
"Oww, you've got a dirty dirty little secret" Billie said and Mike looked down.
"Let me guess? You're gay?!" Tre shouted and Mike hit him in the shoulder.
"Even thou you're gay, that doesn't make me gay" Mike said.
"Mike, I thought you said I wasn't gay?" Tre asked, his voice sounding a bit hurt.
"Yeah, but if you keep pushing your luck then you magically become gay" Mike threatened and Tre shut up.
"This is a serious secret" Billie said and Mike nodded. "A serious one indeed" he said. "So, tell us" Billie said.
"I don't wanna tell you" Mike said, standing up. "you can jut look in my drawer by my bed, the third one, and you'll see it" Mike said, and he left the room.
Tre and Billie stood up. "What do you think it is?" Tre asked and Billie thought for a while. "Don't know" he said.
They walked around the house until they found Mike's room. They entered like maniacs, andt they ran stright to Mike's bed.
"This drawer!" Tre yelled when he opened the third drawer. It was full of socks.
"Mike's dirty little secret is that he has a bunch of socks?" Tre yelled
"No, there's somethign bigger in here, I can feel it" Billie said and they started digging out stuff.
"HERE IT IS!" Tre said holding up a paper.
"Let me see!" Billie said and he tore the paper away from Tre and the both started reading it.
"A birth certificate?" Billie said quietly.
"We already know about his daughter" Tre said
"yeah, but her name isn't Annabelle Grace Dirnt, now is it? and she wasn't born agust the third 1989 now was she?" Billie said and he and Tre looked at each other.
"MIKE!!" they both yelled at the same time.
Mike came up, as in a hurry.
"What guys?" Mike asked, sounding a bit nearvous.
"You have a lot of explaining to do" Billie said waving the birth certifacate.
