Through the Eyes of Tré Cool, chapter 2
Through The Eyes Of Tré Cool On April 14, 2006
Ring!
My alarm clock woke me up at 7:00 AM. It was time, time for the ultimate prank on the worst American in um...America. I packed my drums, microphone, and the costume in the truck, and started it up.
"ROAD TRIP!" I yelled. "WASHINGTON DC HERE I COME!!"
***
"WASHINGTON DC!" I yelled. "HERE I AM!"
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC. The White House.
I put on my George W. Bush costume and set up my drums in a close distance from The White House, and sat down. I started drumming, yelling:
Hey you!
Hey you Bush!
I've got a bomb!
I'm gonna bomb your big ol' White House!
KABOOM!
Ha ha you're dead!
Suddenly some Secret Service guys ran out, and started running towards my drums. "He's got a bomb in his drums!" yelled one of them.
"He's going to harm the President!" yelled another. I ran towards them with my drumsticks and started to hit them.
"Arggh!" I yelled. "They're gonna harm the drummer!" I beat the Secret Service guys to the ground and yelled, "NO ONE CAN HARM TRE COOL! THE BEST DRUMMER IN THE WORLD!"
***
Special News Report
Earlier today a drummer in a George W. Bush costume tried to bomb The White House with a bomb in his drums. He was attacked by Secret Service workers, but they were beaten to the ground by the drummer. They are now in the hospital with several bruises and cracked bones.
This assault was believed to be an attempted terrorist attack, but before the drummer left in his truck throwing fake vomit at passerby, he identified himself as 'Tré Cool'. Anyone who knows this "Tré Cool" please contact Secret Services. That is all.
***
"What idiots," I said turning the TV off laughing.
Ring!
My alarm clock woke me up at 7:00 AM. It was time, time for the ultimate prank on the worst American in um...America. I packed my drums, microphone, and the costume in the truck, and started it up.
"ROAD TRIP!" I yelled. "WASHINGTON DC HERE I COME!!"
***
"WASHINGTON DC!" I yelled. "HERE I AM!"
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington DC. The White House.
I put on my George W. Bush costume and set up my drums in a close distance from The White House, and sat down. I started drumming, yelling:
Hey you!
Hey you Bush!
I've got a bomb!
I'm gonna bomb your big ol' White House!
KABOOM!
Ha ha you're dead!
Suddenly some Secret Service guys ran out, and started running towards my drums. "He's got a bomb in his drums!" yelled one of them.
"He's going to harm the President!" yelled another. I ran towards them with my drumsticks and started to hit them.
"Arggh!" I yelled. "They're gonna harm the drummer!" I beat the Secret Service guys to the ground and yelled, "NO ONE CAN HARM TRE COOL! THE BEST DRUMMER IN THE WORLD!"
***
Special News Report
Earlier today a drummer in a George W. Bush costume tried to bomb The White House with a bomb in his drums. He was attacked by Secret Service workers, but they were beaten to the ground by the drummer. They are now in the hospital with several bruises and cracked bones.
This assault was believed to be an attempted terrorist attack, but before the drummer left in his truck throwing fake vomit at passerby, he identified himself as 'Tré Cool'. Anyone who knows this "Tré Cool" please contact Secret Services. That is all.
***
"What idiots," I said turning the TV off laughing.
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