East Bay Punk Mafia....The most non-sense-ful story ever...:D, chapter 2
Tre and Mike were waiting inside Star Bucks.
"What will it be fellas?" Asked a waitress.
"Um... I'll have a ... " Said Mike before being Cut off by Tre.
"ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACHINO!" Yelled Tre.
The waitress nodded and ran off, obviously scared of the nutcase that is Tre Cool.
Billie finally arrived.
"Billie Boy! Get your ass over here pronto!" Yelled Tre, not that he needed to, as Billie was only 3 metres away from him.
Billie rolled his eyes and took a seat.
"So have you guys ordered yet? I think I want a Double Carmel Coffee Latte with... " Started Billie before Mike hit him over the head with a menu.
"Billie! Will you STOP thinking about your stomach!" Yelled Mike.
"But it's so empty... .Ok, I'm Over it. Anyway, Tre WHO called you saying we had to stop Bush?" Billie asked, still not sure about this whole superhero thing.
"Ummm, I'm not sure, but I THINK it was the creator of Austin Powers." Said Tre, while wondering where the hell his orange Mocha Frappachino was.
"What??? So we are stopping Bush because a MOVIE director told us to?" Said Billie and Mike in unison.
"Yep. Where the hell is my Orange Mocha Frappichino???" Asked Tre while looking around for the waitress (She was being loaded into an ambulance, due to Tre putting her into cardiac arrest, little did he know).
Before Mike or Billie had the chance to question this further, Tre's mobile phone began to ring.
"Hello?" Answered Tre.
"Ah, hello Agent Cool."
"Oh! Hi Ramona, how are you cutie-pie?"
"Tre it's the Mysterious Voice that tells you and EBPM what to do, NOT Ramona."
"Oh, ok. So what up my home dog?"
"What??? You truly are insane. Anyway, Bush is planning on stopping you three, so you must take action, and soon... otherwise, dare I say, EBPM will be no more." Said the Mysterious Voice in quite a pompous British Accent.
So as Tre collected the details of where they had to go and what they had to do, Billie and Mike where arguing in the very debatable topic of Boxers Vs. Briefs.
"But Boxers just give you SOOO much room, to... hang free." Argued Billie.
"But with Briefs I get more support, and Bonds Briefs offer more support than any other brand, so remember guys, for that extra support buy Bonds." Said Mike.
"Dude... .you sound like an ad." Said Billie.
"Hey, I get paid a lot to say that." Chucked Mike.
"GUYS! We have to go, pronto. Up, Up and AWAY!!!" Yelled Tre while jumping out of his seat and running out of Starbucks.
"Should we follow him?" Asked Billie.
"Probably, we don't want him attacking any more old ladies, he just doesn't realise that they don't want him to wash them." Answered Mike, while both him and Billie chased Tre down the street.
So where will Tre lead them?
Will Bush be able to stop them?
And who the hell is telling them what to do?
You will have to wait to find out 'cause I can't be stuffed typing anymore today.
"What will it be fellas?" Asked a waitress.
"Um... I'll have a ... " Said Mike before being Cut off by Tre.
"ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPACHINO!" Yelled Tre.
The waitress nodded and ran off, obviously scared of the nutcase that is Tre Cool.
Billie finally arrived.
"Billie Boy! Get your ass over here pronto!" Yelled Tre, not that he needed to, as Billie was only 3 metres away from him.
Billie rolled his eyes and took a seat.
"So have you guys ordered yet? I think I want a Double Carmel Coffee Latte with... " Started Billie before Mike hit him over the head with a menu.
"Billie! Will you STOP thinking about your stomach!" Yelled Mike.
"But it's so empty... .Ok, I'm Over it. Anyway, Tre WHO called you saying we had to stop Bush?" Billie asked, still not sure about this whole superhero thing.
"Ummm, I'm not sure, but I THINK it was the creator of Austin Powers." Said Tre, while wondering where the hell his orange Mocha Frappachino was.
"What??? So we are stopping Bush because a MOVIE director told us to?" Said Billie and Mike in unison.
"Yep. Where the hell is my Orange Mocha Frappichino???" Asked Tre while looking around for the waitress (She was being loaded into an ambulance, due to Tre putting her into cardiac arrest, little did he know).
Before Mike or Billie had the chance to question this further, Tre's mobile phone began to ring.
"Hello?" Answered Tre.
"Ah, hello Agent Cool."
"Oh! Hi Ramona, how are you cutie-pie?"
"Tre it's the Mysterious Voice that tells you and EBPM what to do, NOT Ramona."
"Oh, ok. So what up my home dog?"
"What??? You truly are insane. Anyway, Bush is planning on stopping you three, so you must take action, and soon... otherwise, dare I say, EBPM will be no more." Said the Mysterious Voice in quite a pompous British Accent.
So as Tre collected the details of where they had to go and what they had to do, Billie and Mike where arguing in the very debatable topic of Boxers Vs. Briefs.
"But Boxers just give you SOOO much room, to... hang free." Argued Billie.
"But with Briefs I get more support, and Bonds Briefs offer more support than any other brand, so remember guys, for that extra support buy Bonds." Said Mike.
"Dude... .you sound like an ad." Said Billie.
"Hey, I get paid a lot to say that." Chucked Mike.
"GUYS! We have to go, pronto. Up, Up and AWAY!!!" Yelled Tre while jumping out of his seat and running out of Starbucks.
"Should we follow him?" Asked Billie.
"Probably, we don't want him attacking any more old ladies, he just doesn't realise that they don't want him to wash them." Answered Mike, while both him and Billie chased Tre down the street.
So where will Tre lead them?
Will Bush be able to stop them?
And who the hell is telling them what to do?
You will have to wait to find out 'cause I can't be stuffed typing anymore today.