East Bay Punk Mafia....The most non-sense-ful story ever...:D, chapter 3

[Chapter 3]

Tre speed down the many streets, kind of like a...well, something fast. Billie and Mike were struggling to keep up, but they managed.
After about 45 minutes of running, Billie Joe noticed something.
"Hey Mike, have you seen that star bucks before?" he asked, with a dazed look on his face.
Mike came to a halt.
"Tre!!! I KNEW that Starbucks looked familiar, that's the one we ran out of half a fucking hour ago! Where are you TRYING to take us!" Mike yelled in frustration.

Tre looked puzzled for a second, then he pulled a sheepish face.
"Maybe I should of asked directions like the Phone guy told me to. Meh, should of, would of, could of, what difference does it make now?"
"Tre! Answer...the...question! Where...the hell...are...you...taking us?" gasped Billie, he couldn't cope with the exercise.
"Oh! Um...I've forgotten," mumbled Tre.
"What?" yelled Mike. "Tre you really define the word useless! I mean a sack of potatoes has more use than you sometimes!"
"Tiddly dee potatoes!" was Tre's response to Mike's remark.
Both Billie and Mike rolled their eyes. Tre was a great drummer, but a complete idiot as well.

"I remember! We are supposed to go to the Pentagon, and infiltrate their lair... Mwhahahahahaha!" Exclaimed Tre excitedly.
"Infiltrate their what? What's a lair and a 'Mwhahahahahaha'?" asked Billie, confused.
It was now Tre's turn to roll his eyes at Billie, though this wasn't a rare occasion, on account of Billie's lack of... ... lack of smartness, to put it nicely.
"Ok, we will hail a cab and get our asses into gear." Said Mike, while frantically waving his arms around for a cab.
Billie simply turned and looked at his ass, 'It looks like its in gear to me, Billie you sexy beast.' he thought to himself.
After 15 minutes of Mike trying to hail a cab, and 6 empty cabs driving right past him, Tre decided to take action.


Now, some of you may have heard of Tre's 'publicity stunt' on the News, but he was actually trying to stop the traffic in order to... hijack... no, take control of a cab.

He walked into the middle of the busy street and...dropped his pants and revealed his two thirds of manhood to the world.
Mothers shielded their children's eyes while not looking away themselves, men stood in disbelief while Billie and Mike were rolling around on the ground pissing themselves with laughter.

Well this stunt miraculously worked, Mike and Billie (after managing to get up after laughing so much) ran to the nearest cab. Tre then hobbled to the cab, not thinking to pull his pants up first.
"Where to?" Asked the cab driver, he was suspiciously full blooded American rather than a immigrant. (Author's note: *no racial offence intended*)
"The Pentagon!" ordered Tre after pulling up his pants.

The cab driver smiled evilly. For EBPM did not realise that the cab driver was, in fact, a FBI agent hired by Bush himself.

What will happen?

Where will the FBI agent take them?

You will never know...

Unless you read more when it comes out...

Then you'll know...

But it will take time, cause I can't be stuffed typing anymore tonight.