B.J.A.'s B-Day, chapter 2
It was 6:00pm and it was just another dull August day as Tre' Cool sat on the couch watching cartoons.
"Chief I'm hungry", he whined.
Tre waited a few seconds then yelled up the stairs again, but still the chief didn't reply.
"Uggg fine I'll get it myself", he said as he stormed upstairs and into the kitchen.
He stopped seeing a note on the fridge it read,
Dear Frank Edward Write 111 other wise known as Master Tre,
I have taken the day off along with the maid, there are sandwiches in the fridge and DON'T mess with the stove.
Your Chief
Jerry
"Screw the sandwiches I'm going to make something!" He dug out a few awkward food items and chopped them up, mixing them together in a bowl then later adding water. The phone rang and Tre ran over and answered it.
"HI", Tre screamed eagerly.
"Hi Billie...when, here..yea of course.
" He hung up the phone and screamed as if he was talking to somebody.
"Billie's coming over!"
He grabbed the bowl and threw it in the oven putting it on high; little did he know that the maid's cat was in the bowl.
Before he had time to notice he ran out of the kitchen and sat by the door waiting for Billie like a pet would.
An hour later Billie walked through the front door.
"Hey Tre what's-", before he could finish his sentence the oven timer went off.
"Oh let me get that", Tre said as he stood up and walked into the kitchen.
Billie Joe followed close behind Tre and stopped in the doorway.
Tre opened the oven and a mournful meow, followed by a 5ft tall piece of gunk fell out of the oven and started coming toward Billie and Tre.
"AHHHHH I created a monster", Tre screamed, running up to Billie hiding behind him.
"Tre weren't you told NEVER to make anything, not even a sandwich."
"Don't you remember last time you helped Mike make a cake for me on my birthday and somehow managed to fuck that up too!!!!!"
"Y-yea..."Tre said in a sad voice like a little kid.
"Well you really messed up this time...NOW LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE"; Billie screamed running downstairs with Tre hiding behind the couch.
An hour later Mike walks in looking around.
"Hello any one here", he said then walked into the kitchen
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE", Mike said wide eyed looking at the 5ft blob.
" I don't know but that thing is attacking Tre", Billie screamed shifting his weight in the sink, adjusted the pot on his head.
"Heeeeeelp", Tre screamed curled up in a ball, cowering as the blob rubbed up against him purring.
"Oh god", Mike said as he walked up to the blob and threw off the dried mess that was on the cat's coat.
"Mr. Fluffers?"Tre said in confusion.
"We're making a big deal over a cat?" Billie said getting out of the sink taking the pot off his head.
"Apparently yes...congrats you did what a Chinese person could never do, you cooked a cat without killing it...but now here's my question", Mike said looking at Billie, glancing at Tre as he poked Mr. Fluffers as the cat rubbed up against him.
" What's that?' Billie said looking at Tre.
"How come Mr.Fluffers survived the oven that was on high but Zero died in the dryer?"
"I don't know...luck I guess", Billie said glaring at the cat.
Tre stood up all of a sudden and screamed
"LET'S MAKE ANOTHER CAKE!!!"
"NO", Billie and Mike said in unison. For the rest of the day they tried to keep Tre out of the kitchen and gave Mr. Fluffers a bath. Making that dull August day into a long one.
"Chief I'm hungry", he whined.
Tre waited a few seconds then yelled up the stairs again, but still the chief didn't reply.
"Uggg fine I'll get it myself", he said as he stormed upstairs and into the kitchen.
He stopped seeing a note on the fridge it read,
Dear Frank Edward Write 111 other wise known as Master Tre,
I have taken the day off along with the maid, there are sandwiches in the fridge and DON'T mess with the stove.
Your Chief
Jerry
"Screw the sandwiches I'm going to make something!" He dug out a few awkward food items and chopped them up, mixing them together in a bowl then later adding water. The phone rang and Tre ran over and answered it.
"HI", Tre screamed eagerly.
"Hi Billie...when, here..yea of course.
" He hung up the phone and screamed as if he was talking to somebody.
"Billie's coming over!"
He grabbed the bowl and threw it in the oven putting it on high; little did he know that the maid's cat was in the bowl.
Before he had time to notice he ran out of the kitchen and sat by the door waiting for Billie like a pet would.
An hour later Billie walked through the front door.
"Hey Tre what's-", before he could finish his sentence the oven timer went off.
"Oh let me get that", Tre said as he stood up and walked into the kitchen.
Billie Joe followed close behind Tre and stopped in the doorway.
Tre opened the oven and a mournful meow, followed by a 5ft tall piece of gunk fell out of the oven and started coming toward Billie and Tre.
"AHHHHH I created a monster", Tre screamed, running up to Billie hiding behind him.
"Tre weren't you told NEVER to make anything, not even a sandwich."
"Don't you remember last time you helped Mike make a cake for me on my birthday and somehow managed to fuck that up too!!!!!"
"Y-yea..."Tre said in a sad voice like a little kid.
"Well you really messed up this time...NOW LETS GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE"; Billie screamed running downstairs with Tre hiding behind the couch.
An hour later Mike walks in looking around.
"Hello any one here", he said then walked into the kitchen
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED HERE", Mike said wide eyed looking at the 5ft blob.
" I don't know but that thing is attacking Tre", Billie screamed shifting his weight in the sink, adjusted the pot on his head.
"Heeeeeelp", Tre screamed curled up in a ball, cowering as the blob rubbed up against him purring.
"Oh god", Mike said as he walked up to the blob and threw off the dried mess that was on the cat's coat.
"Mr. Fluffers?"Tre said in confusion.
"We're making a big deal over a cat?" Billie said getting out of the sink taking the pot off his head.
"Apparently yes...congrats you did what a Chinese person could never do, you cooked a cat without killing it...but now here's my question", Mike said looking at Billie, glancing at Tre as he poked Mr. Fluffers as the cat rubbed up against him.
" What's that?' Billie said looking at Tre.
"How come Mr.Fluffers survived the oven that was on high but Zero died in the dryer?"
"I don't know...luck I guess", Billie said glaring at the cat.
Tre stood up all of a sudden and screamed
"LET'S MAKE ANOTHER CAKE!!!"
"NO", Billie and Mike said in unison. For the rest of the day they tried to keep Tre out of the kitchen and gave Mr. Fluffers a bath. Making that dull August day into a long one.
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