This One Time..., chapter 2
I woke up and went downstairs. Billie Joe was already up and was doing something I couldn't see. I looked around and saw Mike and Tre in the living room.
"Hey. How's it going guys?"
"Pretty good. You?" said Mike
"I'm fine thanks. Whats new with you guys?"
I didn't get a reply but Tre was trying to hide a huge grin but wasn't doing too well. I started to get curious and wondered what he was hiding.
"What are you hiding Tre?"
"Nothing."
"Oh sure. I totally believe you." I said with a hint of sarcasm,"Okay please tell me."
"But it's a secret."
"I can keep a secret"
"You can!?!?"
"Yes I promise not to tell anyone."
"Okay there actually wasn't a secret"
I playfully hit him in the arm. I went into the kitchen to find Billie cooking breakfast.
"I didn't know you could cook"
"Well I can I'm very proud of it too."
He walked around the kitchen looking all proud and started bragging. Then the stove started on fire.
"Good job, Billie Joe." I said as the fire dept. came and put the fire out.
"It's not my fault"
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't"
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is. And when I say it is. It's all my fault." He practically yelled,"Wait that's not right is it?"
I started laughing at him.
"You know laughing at people 'cause they're mentally retarded isn't nice"
"Your right I'm sorry."
The fire dept. finished putting the fire out and told Billie Joe not to cook again. We went to find a hotel to live in until we got the house fixed.
*** The Next Day
We went to the house and it wasn't that bad so we just cleaned up and the house looked really good.
"Do you want to have a party tonight Luna?"
"Sure but you have to get some drinks. You can get the stuff and I'll invite people over okay?"
"Sure."
Billie took the BMW to the liquor store and bought the drinks. I called Mike and Tre over. They said that they could never pass up a party.
Later at about 1:00 a.m. we were all drunk and in hysterics. I crawled upstairs with somebody and went to bed.
I woke up in the morning next to...
"Hey. How's it going guys?"
"Pretty good. You?" said Mike
"I'm fine thanks. Whats new with you guys?"
I didn't get a reply but Tre was trying to hide a huge grin but wasn't doing too well. I started to get curious and wondered what he was hiding.
"What are you hiding Tre?"
"Nothing."
"Oh sure. I totally believe you." I said with a hint of sarcasm,"Okay please tell me."
"But it's a secret."
"I can keep a secret"
"You can!?!?"
"Yes I promise not to tell anyone."
"Okay there actually wasn't a secret"
I playfully hit him in the arm. I went into the kitchen to find Billie cooking breakfast.
"I didn't know you could cook"
"Well I can I'm very proud of it too."
He walked around the kitchen looking all proud and started bragging. Then the stove started on fire.
"Good job, Billie Joe." I said as the fire dept. came and put the fire out.
"It's not my fault"
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't"
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is. And when I say it is. It's all my fault." He practically yelled,"Wait that's not right is it?"
I started laughing at him.
"You know laughing at people 'cause they're mentally retarded isn't nice"
"Your right I'm sorry."
The fire dept. finished putting the fire out and told Billie Joe not to cook again. We went to find a hotel to live in until we got the house fixed.
*** The Next Day
We went to the house and it wasn't that bad so we just cleaned up and the house looked really good.
"Do you want to have a party tonight Luna?"
"Sure but you have to get some drinks. You can get the stuff and I'll invite people over okay?"
"Sure."
Billie took the BMW to the liquor store and bought the drinks. I called Mike and Tre over. They said that they could never pass up a party.
Later at about 1:00 a.m. we were all drunk and in hysterics. I crawled upstairs with somebody and went to bed.
I woke up in the morning next to...
