The Punk, The Dude, The Perve And The Girl That I Fell In Love With, chapter 1
Hey! My name's Sebastian, I am currently living in Mexico City and I am 34 years old. I'd like to tell all of you a story, so gather 'round your computer and start reading.
Once upon a time there were three boys...nah this beggining is too cheesy. Let's start with something unusual.
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It was September the 12th, at Berkeley's High School, in California. I was hanging out with my three best friends; Billie Joe, Mike and Tre'. We had decided to pull a prank on Miss Aske, the math teacher, and I seriously think it worked.
FLASHBACK
It's 6:30 a.m. We are in the corridor. "Tre'! Pass me the itchy powder will ya?" Billie said.
"Let me see where is it. I think Seb's got it," Tre' complained.
"Nope not me, Mike hand it over."
As Mike gave me the itchy powder, we put some of it in Aske's chair, then we spilled some glue over it. "That should be it guys. Aske's gonna have itchy powder all over her fat ass and she won't stop scrathing."
As we all started to leave, Tre' was left behind and he looked at us with an evil glare. "Not just yet Bill," he said, and he pulled this huge salamander from his pocked and put it inside Miss Aske's pencilcase. "We're done dudes, let's get outta here."
END OF FLASHBACK
Now it's 9:30 a.m. We're outside the Principal's office. That's what made me think the prank worked...tee Hee. Our principal, Mr. Calvoni is very strict, he hada big and black moustache, he was bald and had this bulldog cheeks that hang over his face. I always thought of the moustache...it seemd like a cockroach would jump out of it at any time...
"DAMN!!! I'm thinking stupid things!!!" I kicked myself mentally. Aske had, as we predicted, been scrathing her butt all day, then as she took one of her special checking pencils, as she called those horrible things, the salamander jumped on her chest and went down her...well you can imagine.
And our prank was succesful...
As I dwelled in my thoughts, a shadow appeared and Mr. Calvoni came through his door. "Armstrong, Pritchard, Wright, De los Cobos; in here NOW!!!"
Damn we're in big dino doo-doo this time, I thought.
Once upon a time there were three boys...nah this beggining is too cheesy. Let's start with something unusual.
***
It was September the 12th, at Berkeley's High School, in California. I was hanging out with my three best friends; Billie Joe, Mike and Tre'. We had decided to pull a prank on Miss Aske, the math teacher, and I seriously think it worked.
FLASHBACK
It's 6:30 a.m. We are in the corridor. "Tre'! Pass me the itchy powder will ya?" Billie said.
"Let me see where is it. I think Seb's got it," Tre' complained.
"Nope not me, Mike hand it over."
As Mike gave me the itchy powder, we put some of it in Aske's chair, then we spilled some glue over it. "That should be it guys. Aske's gonna have itchy powder all over her fat ass and she won't stop scrathing."
As we all started to leave, Tre' was left behind and he looked at us with an evil glare. "Not just yet Bill," he said, and he pulled this huge salamander from his pocked and put it inside Miss Aske's pencilcase. "We're done dudes, let's get outta here."
END OF FLASHBACK
Now it's 9:30 a.m. We're outside the Principal's office. That's what made me think the prank worked...tee Hee. Our principal, Mr. Calvoni is very strict, he hada big and black moustache, he was bald and had this bulldog cheeks that hang over his face. I always thought of the moustache...it seemd like a cockroach would jump out of it at any time...
"DAMN!!! I'm thinking stupid things!!!" I kicked myself mentally. Aske had, as we predicted, been scrathing her butt all day, then as she took one of her special checking pencils, as she called those horrible things, the salamander jumped on her chest and went down her...well you can imagine.
And our prank was succesful...
As I dwelled in my thoughts, a shadow appeared and Mr. Calvoni came through his door. "Armstrong, Pritchard, Wright, De los Cobos; in here NOW!!!"
Damn we're in big dino doo-doo this time, I thought.
