Three Jokers for Three Queens, chapter 2
"RILEY ASLAND!" screamed Adeline, back at the hotel suite.
"ADELINE KAOS!" Asland mocked. "Hey, where's Jimmie?"
"Shut up Riley! I think she went to the bar, stay on subject. That was so freaking embarassing! Now all of America knows that I like Mike Dirnt. Thanks a lot!"
"Hey, you have no right to get mad, you told all of America that i like Tre' Cool!"
"No, Asland, you did."
"I did n-, well yes i did, but, you know what i mean, but how could you possibly stay mad at this face?" Asland pouted and stuck her bottom lip out.
"Asland, one i'm not a lesbian, and two i'm trying to stay mad at you, don't make me laugh." Asland shuffled over towards Adeline and pinched her cheeks. "C'mon Onee...dooon't smile! Doooon't smile!"
A smile cracked on Adeline's face and she started to laugh. Then Adeline and Asland heard yelling down the hallway and a slamming door. There was a thud and then a knock on the suite door. Adeline gave Asland a weird look.
"Onee go answer the door." said Asland sliding down into the couch. Adeline turned pale and looked at Asland pleading with her eyes not to make her answer the door. Adeline started backing towards the corner. "Oh, i forgot, you think that's a drunk person right?" Adeline nodded. "And you have a chronic undying fear of drunk people right?" Adeline nodded again. Asland sighed and pushed herself reluctantly off of the couch and opened the door right as there was another knock. There stood (rather incoherently) a totally completely bombed Jimmie Kill. Asland sighed.
"Hey Guysh!" slurred Jimmie. She then went into a laughing fit. Asland rolled her eyes and looked at Adeline who was now cowering in the corner.
"C'mon Jimmie." She walked over to Jimmie and helped her stumble into the suite.
"Thatsh my name and don't you f***ing wear it out!" hollered Jimmie.
"Shut up!" you heard someone yell from the room next door.
"Why don't you shove a cake in your cake hole!" yelled Jimmie back and then she started laughing again.
"Oh yeah, well we'll shee who shovsh a cake up whosh cake hole!" yelled the person. This person sounded drunk too.
"Sorry! He didn't mean it he's just drunk!" you heard someone else from the same suite yell. The voice sounded strangly familiar.
"It's ok! Mine's just a drunk idiot too!" you hollered. Then another voice chimed in from the suite in the other direction.
"All four of you need to shut up!"
"Sorry!" you yelled back. Jimmie opened her mouth to say something but then passed out drunk on the floor.
"Should we just leave her there?" asked Asland, Adeline nodded. Then once again there was talking from the other suite.
"Damn! She is so hot!" said a different voice than before. They weren't yelling anymore but it the conversation could be heard the through the thin halls of the suite. 'Damn i thought this suite was supposed to be nice.' though Asland
"Who's hot?" asked the sober voice from before. "What are you watching?"
"It's TRL from earlier today, and it's this Adeline Kaos chick, she's so hot." Adeline looked at Asland. They both started cracking up then they heard voices from the TV.
"SHE MEANS YES! YES she loooooves Tre' Cool!" Everything in the other suite except the TV went quiet. Then the two guys from the suite burst out in laughter. Adeline was still laughing but now she was laughing at Asland. Asland looked mad but not too mad because she knew what was coming next."So she likes Mike Dirnt!" now it was Asland's turn to laugh. The other suite once again went quiet. Then the first voice came back.
"Oh my go- She thinks i'm hot!?" Asland's eyes grew wide and so did Adeline's. They realized that Green Day was in the suite next to them.
"I've never actually looked at that Asland girl before, she's sexy," said the other voice, "and she likes me!" Asland and Adeline pressed their ears against the wall so that they could hear better.
"Dude that's awesome! Do you think Billie likes that Jimmie Kill girl?" asked the one Asland thought was Tre' Cool.
"Dude! You've never heard Billie Joe talk about her? He won't shut-up about how hot she is." said the thought to be Mike Dirnt.
"Mike....y'know that girl i was yelling at earlier?" asked Tre'.
"The drunk one?"
"No the other one."
"Umm...yeah?"
"She sounded a lot like Riley Asland. Don'tchya think?" There was a pause.
"Woah...she did."
"It's cause she is!" yelled Adeline. Your eyes got wide. 'Did she just tell them I was here?' You slapped her hard. "Ow!"
"Onee why did you say that!?" Adeline looked stupidly at her.
"I don't know?" she shrugged. Asland slapped her again.
"ADELINE F***ING KAOS!" Asland yelled. She slammed her hand over her mouth, while gasping loudly. 'They totally heard that!'
Mike and Tre started to laugh. "It's them! It's Asylum!" They yelled playfully. They realized that it really was them and that they hadn't wanted them to know they were there.
"You see you sh*t head! Now they know we're here!" Asland yelled at Adeline. Mike and tre started laughing harder.
"Let's go say hi to the hot chicks!" yelled Tre between gasps.
"You F***ing retard! Now they're coming over here!" Asland slapped Adeline again. Mike and Tre were laughing hysterically. Then Tre stopped laughing which caused Mike to stop laughing.
"Why don't we go say hi? Y'know one band to another?" asked Tre.
"It's like one in the morning Tre." said Mike.
"So What?" asked Tre
"Sew buttons on your underwear." said Mike
"What? Well anyway, not like it would matter, they're obviously up."
"OK fine, whatever, but can we not stay over there forever?" asked Mike in the middle of a yawn.
Then all went silent except for the sound of the door opening and closing. Asland panicked.
"Crap!" she yelled, she slapped Adeline again. She looked like complete crap and didn't want to look like crap the first time she met her crush. She ran into the bathroom and realized that she was in her pajamas, which consisted of really short shorts and a thin tank top. Sheabbed a thin emo looking sweatshirt off of the floor of the hallway. 'Well, the maid obviously didn't come when we were out.' She thought. Asland put on the sweatshirt and put on some dark eyeliner, but not too much, she didn't want to look like a whore. Then she put her hair in a loose bun. Then there was a knock at the door. To avoid answering the door Adeline pretended to be changing. Asland sighed. She walked to the door and looked at Jimmie lying on the floor out cold. There was another knock. "H-hold on!" she yelled.
She grabbed Jimmie by the armpits and dragged her to the couch. She was very heavy. Asland went over to the door, straightened herself out and reached for the door handle. She opened the door but before she could say anything or focus on who it was somehting slammed into her causing her to fly forward into who was at the door. Just before she hit the ground a pair of strong arms wrapped around her waist and pulled her up. Asland looked up to see holding onto her Tre' Cool. She stood up and just stared. "Th-Thanks," She said still shocked.
She looked behind her to see what had plowed into her and she saw Jimmie stumbling around. Asland got really embarassed realizing that Jimmie was wearing a Nimrod shirt.
"Hey, Riley! Whersh the bathroom? I'm feeling a little tipshy and i think i need to cough up my cookiesh." she slurred. She walked over to Jimmie and pointed her in the direction of the bathroom. Asland walked back to where Tre and Mike were standing in the doorway.
"Sorry," Asland said, tucking a peice of loose reddish-brownish hair behind her ear.
"That's ok," he said shoving his hand out for her to shake, "This is Mike Dirnt and I'm T-"
"Tre' Cool," she finished for him shaking his hand, " Who doesn't know you?"
"Oh my gosh! Did I just hear someone say Mike Dirnt!?" yelled a voice from the other room.
"Yes Adeline and he's standing in our doorway!" she yelled back. There was a loud thud.
"WHAT!? I didn't actually think they were coming over!" she screamed.
"That's why you don't think Adeline." Asland yelled back. Asland heard Jimmie throwing up in the bathroom and shuddered.
"Sorry about that." she appologized.
"No problem," said Tre smiling. Asland stared into his blue eyes. She got lost in them. Then she looked at his smile. His magnificent smile that made her want to melt.
"Uhh....Ms. Asland? It is Ms., right?" Tre asked. Asland snapped out of her space.
"Um uhh yeah it is....but you can call me Asland, or Riley, i really don't care." She said smiling. It would seem that her smile had just as much of an effect on Tre as Tre's smile had on her. He spaced out just staring at Asland's soft, friendly, blue-grey eyes. Tre' snapped out of it as Adeline came skipping into the room. She tripped over something laying in the hallway. It was Jimmie, who had crawled out of the bathroom and onto the hallway floor, and fallen asleep. Adeline pushed herslef up as everyone laughed at her. Her face flushed red from embarassment, and the fact that Mike Dirnt was standing in the doorway. Asland looked back at Mike who was bouncing up and down obviously getting bored.
"OH I'm so sorry. Come in, come in!" she yelled. Mike and Tre' walked into the suite. "Here sit down." said Asland gesturing to the couch. Tre' sat down on the couch next to Asland, while Mike fell into the large armchair almost completely sinking into it.
"Wow this is a really comfy chair," he said.
***
Asland had talked to Tre' for about two hours while Adeline sat there staring at Mike sleep. Wait....SLEEP!?
"Oh crap Mike's asleep," Asland said. Tre looked over.
"Oh well it is almost three, we'd better get home." He reached in his pocket for a key with a confused look on his face.
"What?" Asland asked.
"I can't find my key," he said. His eyes shifted up to see if Asland was looking at him. Then he went over to Mike to search his pockets for a key. He slid his hand down one of Mike's pockets. Right as he did Mike reached into the air and slammed his fist right into Tre's face, then rolled over. Asland gasped and Tre staggered back, cupping his nose in his hand.
"You ass face!" He mumbled into his hand. Asland ran over to Tre' and pryed his hands from his nose so she could see. Blood dripped all over the carpet. Adeline was close behing Asland trying to help, but she kept pushing her away, because she knew she wouldn't do anything useful.
"Adeline go sit down or something!" Asland yelled. Tre' was still trying to hold his nose, but she kept moving them. Asland walked him over to the bathroom and to get some tissues. She put them under his nose and said, "Alright now tilt your head back and pinch your nose." Tre looked at Asland funny. "Just do it, it'll stop the bleeding." He pinched his nose and tilted his head back. Asland still held the tissues under his nose. Meanwhile Jimmie got up and started throwing up into the toilet again. "Here, come in here and lie down." Asland walked him into her room and let him lie down on the bed. He sat there still pinching his nose. He grumbled curses under his breath. Asland laughed at him. "Just stay here for a bit and i'll come in and check on you in a while ok?" Asland smiled.
"Are you sure?" he asked, "I mean I'm in YOUR bed at three in the morning and you barely even know me." Asland stared for a second.
"I know you," she said simply. "You're my idol, Green Day is what inspired me to start Asylum. Green Day is what I live for. I'm sure, just stay here and I'll come back and check on you." Asland couldn't believe she had just said that. She started to get up when Tre grabbed her wrist gently. He sat up.
"Thanks," he said slowly, then he leaned up and pressed his lips against Asland's. Asland's eyes shot open and she froze. Tre' pulled away and said, "You're the good Samaritan." Then he laid back down and pinched his nose again. Asland slowly stood up and walked out of the room, her hand over her mouth. She laid down on the couch thinking about what had just happened. Adeline was sitting with Jimmie in the bathroom, keeping her company. Asland's eyes slowly started to close and she fell asleep.
***
Asland's eyes slowly drifted open, it was still dark, and Mike was still asleep in the chair. Asland slowly stood up to go look at the clock in her room. She look into he bathroom and Adeline and Jimmie were both asleep on the floor. Asland walked into her room and looked at the clock. She heard shuffling behind her. "5?" Asland whispered to herself. Then she noticed the sleeping figure on her bed. She remembered Tre. She couldn't wake him up now, it was 5. So she slowely turned around and walked back to the couch but now Jimmie was asleep on the couch and Adeline was in the other armchair. Asland wasn't about to sleep on the floor considering that Jimmie was drunk on the couch. anywhere on the floor could have been a direct target for Jimmie to throw up all over. So Asland looked back at her bed. 'I really shouldn't she thought.' But she had to sleep and there was nothing else she could do. She walked over to her bed and climbed in, the opposite of Tre. She scooted as far from Tre as possible. Asland slowely started to drift to sleep. She felt the bed move and the part of the matress behind her sunk down. Then Asland being as incoherent as we was at the time, didn't feel the arm snake around her waist and pull her closer towards the other sleeping figure.
"ADELINE KAOS!" Asland mocked. "Hey, where's Jimmie?"
"Shut up Riley! I think she went to the bar, stay on subject. That was so freaking embarassing! Now all of America knows that I like Mike Dirnt. Thanks a lot!"
"Hey, you have no right to get mad, you told all of America that i like Tre' Cool!"
"No, Asland, you did."
"I did n-, well yes i did, but, you know what i mean, but how could you possibly stay mad at this face?" Asland pouted and stuck her bottom lip out.
"Asland, one i'm not a lesbian, and two i'm trying to stay mad at you, don't make me laugh." Asland shuffled over towards Adeline and pinched her cheeks. "C'mon Onee...dooon't smile! Doooon't smile!"
A smile cracked on Adeline's face and she started to laugh. Then Adeline and Asland heard yelling down the hallway and a slamming door. There was a thud and then a knock on the suite door. Adeline gave Asland a weird look.
"Onee go answer the door." said Asland sliding down into the couch. Adeline turned pale and looked at Asland pleading with her eyes not to make her answer the door. Adeline started backing towards the corner. "Oh, i forgot, you think that's a drunk person right?" Adeline nodded. "And you have a chronic undying fear of drunk people right?" Adeline nodded again. Asland sighed and pushed herself reluctantly off of the couch and opened the door right as there was another knock. There stood (rather incoherently) a totally completely bombed Jimmie Kill. Asland sighed.
"Hey Guysh!" slurred Jimmie. She then went into a laughing fit. Asland rolled her eyes and looked at Adeline who was now cowering in the corner.
"C'mon Jimmie." She walked over to Jimmie and helped her stumble into the suite.
"Thatsh my name and don't you f***ing wear it out!" hollered Jimmie.
"Shut up!" you heard someone yell from the room next door.
"Why don't you shove a cake in your cake hole!" yelled Jimmie back and then she started laughing again.
"Oh yeah, well we'll shee who shovsh a cake up whosh cake hole!" yelled the person. This person sounded drunk too.
"Sorry! He didn't mean it he's just drunk!" you heard someone else from the same suite yell. The voice sounded strangly familiar.
"It's ok! Mine's just a drunk idiot too!" you hollered. Then another voice chimed in from the suite in the other direction.
"All four of you need to shut up!"
"Sorry!" you yelled back. Jimmie opened her mouth to say something but then passed out drunk on the floor.
"Should we just leave her there?" asked Asland, Adeline nodded. Then once again there was talking from the other suite.
"Damn! She is so hot!" said a different voice than before. They weren't yelling anymore but it the conversation could be heard the through the thin halls of the suite. 'Damn i thought this suite was supposed to be nice.' though Asland
"Who's hot?" asked the sober voice from before. "What are you watching?"
"It's TRL from earlier today, and it's this Adeline Kaos chick, she's so hot." Adeline looked at Asland. They both started cracking up then they heard voices from the TV.
"SHE MEANS YES! YES she loooooves Tre' Cool!" Everything in the other suite except the TV went quiet. Then the two guys from the suite burst out in laughter. Adeline was still laughing but now she was laughing at Asland. Asland looked mad but not too mad because she knew what was coming next."So she likes Mike Dirnt!" now it was Asland's turn to laugh. The other suite once again went quiet. Then the first voice came back.
"Oh my go- She thinks i'm hot!?" Asland's eyes grew wide and so did Adeline's. They realized that Green Day was in the suite next to them.
"I've never actually looked at that Asland girl before, she's sexy," said the other voice, "and she likes me!" Asland and Adeline pressed their ears against the wall so that they could hear better.
"Dude that's awesome! Do you think Billie likes that Jimmie Kill girl?" asked the one Asland thought was Tre' Cool.
"Dude! You've never heard Billie Joe talk about her? He won't shut-up about how hot she is." said the thought to be Mike Dirnt.
"Mike....y'know that girl i was yelling at earlier?" asked Tre'.
"The drunk one?"
"No the other one."
"Umm...yeah?"
"She sounded a lot like Riley Asland. Don'tchya think?" There was a pause.
"Woah...she did."
"It's cause she is!" yelled Adeline. Your eyes got wide. 'Did she just tell them I was here?' You slapped her hard. "Ow!"
"Onee why did you say that!?" Adeline looked stupidly at her.
"I don't know?" she shrugged. Asland slapped her again.
"ADELINE F***ING KAOS!" Asland yelled. She slammed her hand over her mouth, while gasping loudly. 'They totally heard that!'
Mike and Tre started to laugh. "It's them! It's Asylum!" They yelled playfully. They realized that it really was them and that they hadn't wanted them to know they were there.
"You see you sh*t head! Now they know we're here!" Asland yelled at Adeline. Mike and tre started laughing harder.
"Let's go say hi to the hot chicks!" yelled Tre between gasps.
"You F***ing retard! Now they're coming over here!" Asland slapped Adeline again. Mike and Tre were laughing hysterically. Then Tre stopped laughing which caused Mike to stop laughing.
"Why don't we go say hi? Y'know one band to another?" asked Tre.
"It's like one in the morning Tre." said Mike.
"So What?" asked Tre
"Sew buttons on your underwear." said Mike
"What? Well anyway, not like it would matter, they're obviously up."
"OK fine, whatever, but can we not stay over there forever?" asked Mike in the middle of a yawn.
Then all went silent except for the sound of the door opening and closing. Asland panicked.
"Crap!" she yelled, she slapped Adeline again. She looked like complete crap and didn't want to look like crap the first time she met her crush. She ran into the bathroom and realized that she was in her pajamas, which consisted of really short shorts and a thin tank top. Sheabbed a thin emo looking sweatshirt off of the floor of the hallway. 'Well, the maid obviously didn't come when we were out.' She thought. Asland put on the sweatshirt and put on some dark eyeliner, but not too much, she didn't want to look like a whore. Then she put her hair in a loose bun. Then there was a knock at the door. To avoid answering the door Adeline pretended to be changing. Asland sighed. She walked to the door and looked at Jimmie lying on the floor out cold. There was another knock. "H-hold on!" she yelled.
She grabbed Jimmie by the armpits and dragged her to the couch. She was very heavy. Asland went over to the door, straightened herself out and reached for the door handle. She opened the door but before she could say anything or focus on who it was somehting slammed into her causing her to fly forward into who was at the door. Just before she hit the ground a pair of strong arms wrapped around her waist and pulled her up. Asland looked up to see holding onto her Tre' Cool. She stood up and just stared. "Th-Thanks," She said still shocked.
She looked behind her to see what had plowed into her and she saw Jimmie stumbling around. Asland got really embarassed realizing that Jimmie was wearing a Nimrod shirt.
"Hey, Riley! Whersh the bathroom? I'm feeling a little tipshy and i think i need to cough up my cookiesh." she slurred. She walked over to Jimmie and pointed her in the direction of the bathroom. Asland walked back to where Tre and Mike were standing in the doorway.
"Sorry," Asland said, tucking a peice of loose reddish-brownish hair behind her ear.
"That's ok," he said shoving his hand out for her to shake, "This is Mike Dirnt and I'm T-"
"Tre' Cool," she finished for him shaking his hand, " Who doesn't know you?"
"Oh my gosh! Did I just hear someone say Mike Dirnt!?" yelled a voice from the other room.
"Yes Adeline and he's standing in our doorway!" she yelled back. There was a loud thud.
"WHAT!? I didn't actually think they were coming over!" she screamed.
"That's why you don't think Adeline." Asland yelled back. Asland heard Jimmie throwing up in the bathroom and shuddered.
"Sorry about that." she appologized.
"No problem," said Tre smiling. Asland stared into his blue eyes. She got lost in them. Then she looked at his smile. His magnificent smile that made her want to melt.
"Uhh....Ms. Asland? It is Ms., right?" Tre asked. Asland snapped out of her space.
"Um uhh yeah it is....but you can call me Asland, or Riley, i really don't care." She said smiling. It would seem that her smile had just as much of an effect on Tre as Tre's smile had on her. He spaced out just staring at Asland's soft, friendly, blue-grey eyes. Tre' snapped out of it as Adeline came skipping into the room. She tripped over something laying in the hallway. It was Jimmie, who had crawled out of the bathroom and onto the hallway floor, and fallen asleep. Adeline pushed herslef up as everyone laughed at her. Her face flushed red from embarassment, and the fact that Mike Dirnt was standing in the doorway. Asland looked back at Mike who was bouncing up and down obviously getting bored.
"OH I'm so sorry. Come in, come in!" she yelled. Mike and Tre' walked into the suite. "Here sit down." said Asland gesturing to the couch. Tre' sat down on the couch next to Asland, while Mike fell into the large armchair almost completely sinking into it.
"Wow this is a really comfy chair," he said.
***
Asland had talked to Tre' for about two hours while Adeline sat there staring at Mike sleep. Wait....SLEEP!?
"Oh crap Mike's asleep," Asland said. Tre looked over.
"Oh well it is almost three, we'd better get home." He reached in his pocket for a key with a confused look on his face.
"What?" Asland asked.
"I can't find my key," he said. His eyes shifted up to see if Asland was looking at him. Then he went over to Mike to search his pockets for a key. He slid his hand down one of Mike's pockets. Right as he did Mike reached into the air and slammed his fist right into Tre's face, then rolled over. Asland gasped and Tre staggered back, cupping his nose in his hand.
"You ass face!" He mumbled into his hand. Asland ran over to Tre' and pryed his hands from his nose so she could see. Blood dripped all over the carpet. Adeline was close behing Asland trying to help, but she kept pushing her away, because she knew she wouldn't do anything useful.
"Adeline go sit down or something!" Asland yelled. Tre' was still trying to hold his nose, but she kept moving them. Asland walked him over to the bathroom and to get some tissues. She put them under his nose and said, "Alright now tilt your head back and pinch your nose." Tre looked at Asland funny. "Just do it, it'll stop the bleeding." He pinched his nose and tilted his head back. Asland still held the tissues under his nose. Meanwhile Jimmie got up and started throwing up into the toilet again. "Here, come in here and lie down." Asland walked him into her room and let him lie down on the bed. He sat there still pinching his nose. He grumbled curses under his breath. Asland laughed at him. "Just stay here for a bit and i'll come in and check on you in a while ok?" Asland smiled.
"Are you sure?" he asked, "I mean I'm in YOUR bed at three in the morning and you barely even know me." Asland stared for a second.
"I know you," she said simply. "You're my idol, Green Day is what inspired me to start Asylum. Green Day is what I live for. I'm sure, just stay here and I'll come back and check on you." Asland couldn't believe she had just said that. She started to get up when Tre grabbed her wrist gently. He sat up.
"Thanks," he said slowly, then he leaned up and pressed his lips against Asland's. Asland's eyes shot open and she froze. Tre' pulled away and said, "You're the good Samaritan." Then he laid back down and pinched his nose again. Asland slowly stood up and walked out of the room, her hand over her mouth. She laid down on the couch thinking about what had just happened. Adeline was sitting with Jimmie in the bathroom, keeping her company. Asland's eyes slowly started to close and she fell asleep.
***
Asland's eyes slowly drifted open, it was still dark, and Mike was still asleep in the chair. Asland slowly stood up to go look at the clock in her room. She look into he bathroom and Adeline and Jimmie were both asleep on the floor. Asland walked into her room and looked at the clock. She heard shuffling behind her. "5?" Asland whispered to herself. Then she noticed the sleeping figure on her bed. She remembered Tre. She couldn't wake him up now, it was 5. So she slowely turned around and walked back to the couch but now Jimmie was asleep on the couch and Adeline was in the other armchair. Asland wasn't about to sleep on the floor considering that Jimmie was drunk on the couch. anywhere on the floor could have been a direct target for Jimmie to throw up all over. So Asland looked back at her bed. 'I really shouldn't she thought.' But she had to sleep and there was nothing else she could do. She walked over to her bed and climbed in, the opposite of Tre. She scooted as far from Tre as possible. Asland slowely started to drift to sleep. She felt the bed move and the part of the matress behind her sunk down. Then Asland being as incoherent as we was at the time, didn't feel the arm snake around her waist and pull her closer towards the other sleeping figure.
