A loss, Then A Gain. (A Billie Joe story), chapter 11
So, Victoria quit school. She got out of the hospital a few days before Mike.
Everyone forgave Tre, so Victoria really moved in with Billie and Tre. Mike got out of the hospital a day later.
*Outside the hospital*
"Wow. I forgot what the outside looked like." said Mike.
Victoria smiled. She was glad to see Mike on his feet again.
"Where's Billie?" asked Mike.
"I dunno. He should have been here 10 minutes ago." said Victoria.
Then Billie pulled up. Tre was in the backseat. He had lost his licence from the accident.
Victoria and Mike got in.
"So Mike, I went to your place to get your stuff, and they said you'd been kicked out." said Billie.
Mike nodded.
"So, I took your stuff to Tre's house. Is it okay if you stay there for a while?" asked Billie Joe.
"Sure." said Mike.
Billie smiled.
"Guys, I don't have room for four people." said Tre.
"Billie and me can share a room." said Victoria.
"Ok, but there's still not enough room." said Tre.
"I can sleep on the couch." offered Mike.
"Ok then. Now there's room." said Tre.
*At Tre's house*
"Yay! Cable tv!" said Mike as he turned on the tv.
"Mike almost got addicted to the soap operas on the local channels." Victoria wispered to Billie.
Billie laughed.
"My eyes feel like their gonna bleed..." sang Tre as he entered the room.
"Dried up and bulging out my skull..." Billie sang along.
Just then, Billie's cell phone rang.
"Hello?" he asked.
"Hi. We're from the "Guitars and Booze" bar and stage. We were wondering if you guys could preform tonight."
"Sure. What time?" Billie asked.
"About 8:00 tonight. Is that okay?"
"Sure. What songs should we play?" said Billie.
"Most of your songs from Bullet In A Bible would be nice."
"Okay. See you tonight." said Billie.
He hung up the phone.
"What was that about?" asked Tre.
"We got a gig at "Guitars and Booze" tonight. Mike, can you look that up on mapquest?" asked Billie.
Mike nodded and went to get his laptop.
"Guitars and Booze....sounds like a sweet place!" said Tre.
Billie rolled his eyes.
*At the gig, later that night*
They played all the songs on Bullet In A Bible, with Victoria filling in for Jason.
Then during "Hitchin' A Ride", Billie stuck his hand in his pants and moved it around.
"SOMEBODY FUCK ME!" he yelled.
"I will!" said Victoria and Tre at the same time.
The audience roared with laughter.
Billie turned around and smiled at them. They got the signal.
"I love you Billie!" said Tre.
He threw down his drumsticks and ran over to Billie.
"Hey!" said Victoria.
She put down her guitar and ran over.
"He's mine!" said Tre.
"No, he's mine!" said Victoria.
The audience laughed their heads off. Billie and Mike laughed too, even though they knew that it waas all an act.
Then Victoria and Tre changed the act a little.
"Hey Billie, I can fuck you for free!" said Tre.
"Hey Tre! I think I hear your personal whore calling you!" said Victoria.
Billie fell over with laughter, so did several members of the audience.
"Well, I bet you can't fuck Billie!" said Tre.
"Watch me!" said Victoria.
She jumped on top of Billie.
"That isn't fucking him!" said Tre.
Victoria and Billie stood up, then ran to their dressing room. And they did, well, you can guess.
"Who wants to hear my songs?" asked Tre.
The audience roared with cries of joy.
Tre played all of his songs, like "Dominated Love Slave", "D.U.I.", "Food Around The Corner", "Billie Joe's Mom", and "Like A Rat Does Cheese".
Billie Joe and Victoria finally came out, looking like that they had really done something.
"Did you get laid!?" asked Tre.
They both nodded.
*An hour later*
Billie swore had signed over 100 autographs. Mike was teaching a bunch of teenies how to play bass. Tre was in the bar, drinking his 5th cheech, and flirting with everyone. Victoria was getting questioned about why Jason wasn't there.
"Hey! Leave her alone!" said Billie.
The group of people left.
"Thanks." sighed Victoria, sitting down next to Billie.
*With Mike*
"And when you pluck the strings, noise comes out..." said Mike.
He played "Longview".
"YAY!" the teenies cheered.
Mike smiled.
"Ok, ladies, I gotta go." he said.
"Awwww!" they said.
Mike blew them a kiss and ran for his life. The teenies chased after him.
He ran into the dressing room, and slammed the door shut.
"Damn teenies! They'll be the end of me!" said Mike, panting.
He turned around. Tre was lying on the floor, drinking two cheeches at a time. Billie and Victoria were on the couch, making out.
"Hiya Mike." said Tre.
"Hey Tre." said Mike.
He sat down and opened a beer.
"Thats the spirit, Mikey!" said Tre.
"Yeah." said Mike.
*An hour later*
Mike and Tre were dancing around the bar, singing "D.U.I." as loud as they could.
Billie and Victoria sat a table, laughing their heads off at Mike and Tre.
"Tre! Do the stripper act!" yelled Billie.
"What?" asked Victoria.
"Just look." said Billie.
They watched Tre. He acted just a like a stripper.
"Oh my god!" laughed Victoria.
*Two hours later*
Mike, Victoria, Billie Joe and Tre stood outside, waiting for their limo.
"Let's get drunk and go out driving!!!" Tre sung.
"How drunk is he?" asked Billie.
"He's...um....one. Two. Three..." Mike counted.
"Mike's drunk too." said Victoria.
"Wonderful. We got two drunk bastards, and our limo's late." moaned Billie.
Victoria kissed him on the cheek.
"Hey, at least we got each other." she said.
Billie smiled and kissed her.
Then the limo pulled up. Victoria and Billie guided Mike and Tre into the limo. Then they went to Tre's house.
On the way, Tre was looking in the mirror.
"Hey! Who's that sexy bitch in the mirror!?" he asked.
Victoria and Billie burst out laughing. Mike was asleep.
When they got to Tre's house, Tre jumped out and ran up to the door. He smaked into it, face-first. Billie and Victoria carried Mike (who was still asleep) out of the car.
*Inside Tre's house*
Mike was lying on the couch, still asleep. Billie and Victoria were watching a movie downstairs, and god only knew what Tre was doing.
"Have you seen Tre?" asked Billie.
"Nope." said Victoria.
Billie stoped the movie.
"I can hear Mike's snores from upstairs, so we know where he is. But seriously, where is Tre?" asked Billie.
"Let's go look for him." said Victoria.
Billie gulped.
"Victoria, what if he..." he said.
"What? What!?" asked Victoria.
Suddenly, a crash came from upstairs. Victoria and Billie Joe ran up to Mike.
"Mike's still asleep..." said Victoria.
"Tre!" said Billie.
Victoria and Billie ran upstairs to Tre's room.
"Holy shit!" said Billie.
Tre was lying on the floor, unconcious. A person had hit him in the head with a baseball bat, and had fled out the window, which was broken.
"Dude! Is he ok?" asked Victoria.
Billie bent down to look at Tre.
"He's just knocked out. Nothing else." said Billie.
Victoria and Billie lifted him up on the bed. Tre woke up a few minutes later.
"Geez! Who hates me that much!" said Tre, after Billie and Victoria told him what happened.
A few minutes later, Tre went to bed. Victoria and Billie walked off to their room, and well, you know.
Everyone forgave Tre, so Victoria really moved in with Billie and Tre. Mike got out of the hospital a day later.
*Outside the hospital*
"Wow. I forgot what the outside looked like." said Mike.
Victoria smiled. She was glad to see Mike on his feet again.
"Where's Billie?" asked Mike.
"I dunno. He should have been here 10 minutes ago." said Victoria.
Then Billie pulled up. Tre was in the backseat. He had lost his licence from the accident.
Victoria and Mike got in.
"So Mike, I went to your place to get your stuff, and they said you'd been kicked out." said Billie.
Mike nodded.
"So, I took your stuff to Tre's house. Is it okay if you stay there for a while?" asked Billie Joe.
"Sure." said Mike.
Billie smiled.
"Guys, I don't have room for four people." said Tre.
"Billie and me can share a room." said Victoria.
"Ok, but there's still not enough room." said Tre.
"I can sleep on the couch." offered Mike.
"Ok then. Now there's room." said Tre.
*At Tre's house*
"Yay! Cable tv!" said Mike as he turned on the tv.
"Mike almost got addicted to the soap operas on the local channels." Victoria wispered to Billie.
Billie laughed.
"My eyes feel like their gonna bleed..." sang Tre as he entered the room.
"Dried up and bulging out my skull..." Billie sang along.
Just then, Billie's cell phone rang.
"Hello?" he asked.
"Hi. We're from the "Guitars and Booze" bar and stage. We were wondering if you guys could preform tonight."
"Sure. What time?" Billie asked.
"About 8:00 tonight. Is that okay?"
"Sure. What songs should we play?" said Billie.
"Most of your songs from Bullet In A Bible would be nice."
"Okay. See you tonight." said Billie.
He hung up the phone.
"What was that about?" asked Tre.
"We got a gig at "Guitars and Booze" tonight. Mike, can you look that up on mapquest?" asked Billie.
Mike nodded and went to get his laptop.
"Guitars and Booze....sounds like a sweet place!" said Tre.
Billie rolled his eyes.
*At the gig, later that night*
They played all the songs on Bullet In A Bible, with Victoria filling in for Jason.
Then during "Hitchin' A Ride", Billie stuck his hand in his pants and moved it around.
"SOMEBODY FUCK ME!" he yelled.
"I will!" said Victoria and Tre at the same time.
The audience roared with laughter.
Billie turned around and smiled at them. They got the signal.
"I love you Billie!" said Tre.
He threw down his drumsticks and ran over to Billie.
"Hey!" said Victoria.
She put down her guitar and ran over.
"He's mine!" said Tre.
"No, he's mine!" said Victoria.
The audience laughed their heads off. Billie and Mike laughed too, even though they knew that it waas all an act.
Then Victoria and Tre changed the act a little.
"Hey Billie, I can fuck you for free!" said Tre.
"Hey Tre! I think I hear your personal whore calling you!" said Victoria.
Billie fell over with laughter, so did several members of the audience.
"Well, I bet you can't fuck Billie!" said Tre.
"Watch me!" said Victoria.
She jumped on top of Billie.
"That isn't fucking him!" said Tre.
Victoria and Billie stood up, then ran to their dressing room. And they did, well, you can guess.
"Who wants to hear my songs?" asked Tre.
The audience roared with cries of joy.
Tre played all of his songs, like "Dominated Love Slave", "D.U.I.", "Food Around The Corner", "Billie Joe's Mom", and "Like A Rat Does Cheese".
Billie Joe and Victoria finally came out, looking like that they had really done something.
"Did you get laid!?" asked Tre.
They both nodded.
*An hour later*
Billie swore had signed over 100 autographs. Mike was teaching a bunch of teenies how to play bass. Tre was in the bar, drinking his 5th cheech, and flirting with everyone. Victoria was getting questioned about why Jason wasn't there.
"Hey! Leave her alone!" said Billie.
The group of people left.
"Thanks." sighed Victoria, sitting down next to Billie.
*With Mike*
"And when you pluck the strings, noise comes out..." said Mike.
He played "Longview".
"YAY!" the teenies cheered.
Mike smiled.
"Ok, ladies, I gotta go." he said.
"Awwww!" they said.
Mike blew them a kiss and ran for his life. The teenies chased after him.
He ran into the dressing room, and slammed the door shut.
"Damn teenies! They'll be the end of me!" said Mike, panting.
He turned around. Tre was lying on the floor, drinking two cheeches at a time. Billie and Victoria were on the couch, making out.
"Hiya Mike." said Tre.
"Hey Tre." said Mike.
He sat down and opened a beer.
"Thats the spirit, Mikey!" said Tre.
"Yeah." said Mike.
*An hour later*
Mike and Tre were dancing around the bar, singing "D.U.I." as loud as they could.
Billie and Victoria sat a table, laughing their heads off at Mike and Tre.
"Tre! Do the stripper act!" yelled Billie.
"What?" asked Victoria.
"Just look." said Billie.
They watched Tre. He acted just a like a stripper.
"Oh my god!" laughed Victoria.
*Two hours later*
Mike, Victoria, Billie Joe and Tre stood outside, waiting for their limo.
"Let's get drunk and go out driving!!!" Tre sung.
"How drunk is he?" asked Billie.
"He's...um....one. Two. Three..." Mike counted.
"Mike's drunk too." said Victoria.
"Wonderful. We got two drunk bastards, and our limo's late." moaned Billie.
Victoria kissed him on the cheek.
"Hey, at least we got each other." she said.
Billie smiled and kissed her.
Then the limo pulled up. Victoria and Billie guided Mike and Tre into the limo. Then they went to Tre's house.
On the way, Tre was looking in the mirror.
"Hey! Who's that sexy bitch in the mirror!?" he asked.
Victoria and Billie burst out laughing. Mike was asleep.
When they got to Tre's house, Tre jumped out and ran up to the door. He smaked into it, face-first. Billie and Victoria carried Mike (who was still asleep) out of the car.
*Inside Tre's house*
Mike was lying on the couch, still asleep. Billie and Victoria were watching a movie downstairs, and god only knew what Tre was doing.
"Have you seen Tre?" asked Billie.
"Nope." said Victoria.
Billie stoped the movie.
"I can hear Mike's snores from upstairs, so we know where he is. But seriously, where is Tre?" asked Billie.
"Let's go look for him." said Victoria.
Billie gulped.
"Victoria, what if he..." he said.
"What? What!?" asked Victoria.
Suddenly, a crash came from upstairs. Victoria and Billie Joe ran up to Mike.
"Mike's still asleep..." said Victoria.
"Tre!" said Billie.
Victoria and Billie ran upstairs to Tre's room.
"Holy shit!" said Billie.
Tre was lying on the floor, unconcious. A person had hit him in the head with a baseball bat, and had fled out the window, which was broken.
"Dude! Is he ok?" asked Victoria.
Billie bent down to look at Tre.
"He's just knocked out. Nothing else." said Billie.
Victoria and Billie lifted him up on the bed. Tre woke up a few minutes later.
"Geez! Who hates me that much!" said Tre, after Billie and Victoria told him what happened.
A few minutes later, Tre went to bed. Victoria and Billie walked off to their room, and well, you know.
