Welcome to This Odd Paradise, chapter 1
Tre looked out the window of the tour bus, thinking to himself that this would be the last time he got to stay on the road for awhile. He was trying to think of a way to get this thought out of his head. Maybe a vacation or something along those lines. He had the idea of maybe going to a tropical place or something, someplace warm, with ofcourse, a beach filled with ladies. He accedentally shouted his idea outloud, waking up Billie who was drooling all over himself and Mike who was snoring loudly.
"Hawaii!"
"What?! Tre, you idiot, I was sleeping...you're a dumbfuck...ughg...."
"Sorry...someone is PMSing..."
"Go suck a duck you weirdo," Billie said in a very annoyed tone.
"And get attacked by some random water fowl?! No way."
"Nevermind, you're so difficult."
"Well, I was thinking, since the tour is over, and everyone feels like they need a good rest, that we could go on a vacation, like to Hawaii, to just sit back, where nobody knows us like in America."
"Actually, that sounds kind of fun...I'll ask Adie, and Mike."
"No need, I'm awake" Mike said with his eyes still shut.
"I think it is a good idea I want to go...Wait...Did I just say Tre had a good idea? I must be more tired then I thought"
"You guys are so mean, You always think I'm slow, like I can't think right", Tre said as he looked away.
"So, you never had a problem with that before," Billie chuckled at his own comment.
So they all slowly fell asleep and woke up with the bus at a halt in California. They all trudged off the massive bus and went inside Billie's house because they we going to have a party the next day for coming home. Billie decided to tell the news to Adie that the wanted to go to Hawaii that night before bed.
"Hey beautiful, Tre had this idea that we could go to Hawaii for a vacation because he feels like he needs a break after the long tour. Do you want to go?"
"Of course, I always wanted to go there, it may seem real commercial and stuff, but I just like warm weather."
"Cool, I gotta go tell him, we will start packing tomorrow, we will leave on Friday."
"Ok, but tell him I said I only wanted to go to see his big ass get soaked and see his trunks stick to his butt." She laughed to herself
"Will do."
Billie told Tre and he got overexcited and had a spasm or two, but calmed down pretty fast. He really wanted to go to "the islands" and see the sights. (the babes)
Next Day
They all started packing, and bought plane tickets for Friday. The party was cancelled, because they were very busy getting ready to leave.
Friday finally came, and they all boarded the plane. Tre and Mike sat together, and Billie Joe and Adie sat together. They sat behind eachother. Tre was busy troubling the airline stuartess about his complimentary peanuts being too salty. Billie shook his head at Tre.
"Tre is a real ass sometimes, but he is still funny as hell, he is just one of a kind" Billie said to Adie.
"You all have issues..."
"Excuse me passengers," A voice said over the intercome. "Please fasten your seatbelts, as we are preparing to land."
Everyone buckled up, and then they slowly hit the ground. Tre thought to himself that this was going to be fun. He just knew it.
"Hawaii!"
"What?! Tre, you idiot, I was sleeping...you're a dumbfuck...ughg...."
"Sorry...someone is PMSing..."
"Go suck a duck you weirdo," Billie said in a very annoyed tone.
"And get attacked by some random water fowl?! No way."
"Nevermind, you're so difficult."
"Well, I was thinking, since the tour is over, and everyone feels like they need a good rest, that we could go on a vacation, like to Hawaii, to just sit back, where nobody knows us like in America."
"Actually, that sounds kind of fun...I'll ask Adie, and Mike."
"No need, I'm awake" Mike said with his eyes still shut.
"I think it is a good idea I want to go...Wait...Did I just say Tre had a good idea? I must be more tired then I thought"
"You guys are so mean, You always think I'm slow, like I can't think right", Tre said as he looked away.
"So, you never had a problem with that before," Billie chuckled at his own comment.
So they all slowly fell asleep and woke up with the bus at a halt in California. They all trudged off the massive bus and went inside Billie's house because they we going to have a party the next day for coming home. Billie decided to tell the news to Adie that the wanted to go to Hawaii that night before bed.
"Hey beautiful, Tre had this idea that we could go to Hawaii for a vacation because he feels like he needs a break after the long tour. Do you want to go?"
"Of course, I always wanted to go there, it may seem real commercial and stuff, but I just like warm weather."
"Cool, I gotta go tell him, we will start packing tomorrow, we will leave on Friday."
"Ok, but tell him I said I only wanted to go to see his big ass get soaked and see his trunks stick to his butt." She laughed to herself
"Will do."
Billie told Tre and he got overexcited and had a spasm or two, but calmed down pretty fast. He really wanted to go to "the islands" and see the sights. (the babes)
Next Day
They all started packing, and bought plane tickets for Friday. The party was cancelled, because they were very busy getting ready to leave.
Friday finally came, and they all boarded the plane. Tre and Mike sat together, and Billie Joe and Adie sat together. They sat behind eachother. Tre was busy troubling the airline stuartess about his complimentary peanuts being too salty. Billie shook his head at Tre.
"Tre is a real ass sometimes, but he is still funny as hell, he is just one of a kind" Billie said to Adie.
"You all have issues..."
"Excuse me passengers," A voice said over the intercome. "Please fasten your seatbelts, as we are preparing to land."
Everyone buckled up, and then they slowly hit the ground. Tre thought to himself that this was going to be fun. He just knew it.
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