Welcome to This Odd Paradise, chapter 12
Mike walked over to his and Billie's tent and searched through the equiptment. He found the flares and went over to the gang.
"So are you guys sure you want to leave this place? I mean, we've started something and I was wondering if you guys wanna finish it."
"Mike, we lost anyway, everyone knows that, look at us. We haven't had a shower in days, we smell, we are hungry, and haven't had band practice in forever. That's not cool. When we get back to Rae's house we can go back to California and be happy. All is well." Tre explained, sounding oddly wise for, well, Tre.
"And I have animals to tend to, my dog and cat. They probably ate the funiture already," Rae said after squishing a mosquito on her arm.
"You have...A dog?" Tre asked.
"Yeah, his name is Charlie. He has the same birthday as you, Tre. He is a mix between a pug and a bichon freese. He's nice." Rae explained.
"Well if he's sexy and horny then we could be twins!!" He jumped around.
"Yeah...right...." Rae looked worried that Tre was on speed.
"Well, what's your cat like?" Tre asked, less worried this time.
"Her name is Kally. She hates people, alot. Except me, she has no choice because I'm the one who has to feed her." Rae explained.
"Okay Mike, light the flares!!" Billie told Mike, who took out a match, lit it, and put it to the fuse on the flare. It shot up and immit red sparks.
"Well, now I guess we just wait for people to come get us..." Adie said looking around at everyone.
Tre was to busy having fun to even hear Adie. He had a flare shoved down the back of his pants, and the matches in his hand. He struck one on the box, which caused everone to look at him in horror.
"Tre, what are you doing..." Rae whispered to him loud enough for everone to hear.
"Im going to fly!!" He replied excitedly. He turned his self around to light the flare. The fuse got smaller and smaller as everyone watched, terrified. Finally, the flare ignited, and Tre shot up in th air about 3 feet and then shot back down to the ground and his pants were smoking wildly. The flare was driving straight into his ass and he caught on fire. Everone just stared.
He rolled around on the ground and shook violently, screaming for water. Rae snapped out of her trance and ran back to her tent where she found a hollowed out log and took it to the stream. She filled it with water and ran over to Tre and dumped it all over him. The fire was put out, and Tre sat there, sizzling. A cloud of black smoke came from his pants. No-one moved.
"Five," Tre finally spoke.
"Five what?" Rae asked.
"That is my fifth time being on fucking fire." He complained.
"Maybe you should go get changed Tre..." Adie said as she walked by.
Tre went to his tent, opened the flap and turned around to see Rae looking at him. He motioned for her to come to him with his right hand. She happily pranced to the tent and kissed Tre.
'Randomness is his best trait' She thought to herself as they deepened the kiss.
"So are you guys sure you want to leave this place? I mean, we've started something and I was wondering if you guys wanna finish it."
"Mike, we lost anyway, everyone knows that, look at us. We haven't had a shower in days, we smell, we are hungry, and haven't had band practice in forever. That's not cool. When we get back to Rae's house we can go back to California and be happy. All is well." Tre explained, sounding oddly wise for, well, Tre.
"And I have animals to tend to, my dog and cat. They probably ate the funiture already," Rae said after squishing a mosquito on her arm.
"You have...A dog?" Tre asked.
"Yeah, his name is Charlie. He has the same birthday as you, Tre. He is a mix between a pug and a bichon freese. He's nice." Rae explained.
"Well if he's sexy and horny then we could be twins!!" He jumped around.
"Yeah...right...." Rae looked worried that Tre was on speed.
"Well, what's your cat like?" Tre asked, less worried this time.
"Her name is Kally. She hates people, alot. Except me, she has no choice because I'm the one who has to feed her." Rae explained.
"Okay Mike, light the flares!!" Billie told Mike, who took out a match, lit it, and put it to the fuse on the flare. It shot up and immit red sparks.
"Well, now I guess we just wait for people to come get us..." Adie said looking around at everyone.
Tre was to busy having fun to even hear Adie. He had a flare shoved down the back of his pants, and the matches in his hand. He struck one on the box, which caused everone to look at him in horror.
"Tre, what are you doing..." Rae whispered to him loud enough for everone to hear.
"Im going to fly!!" He replied excitedly. He turned his self around to light the flare. The fuse got smaller and smaller as everyone watched, terrified. Finally, the flare ignited, and Tre shot up in th air about 3 feet and then shot back down to the ground and his pants were smoking wildly. The flare was driving straight into his ass and he caught on fire. Everone just stared.
He rolled around on the ground and shook violently, screaming for water. Rae snapped out of her trance and ran back to her tent where she found a hollowed out log and took it to the stream. She filled it with water and ran over to Tre and dumped it all over him. The fire was put out, and Tre sat there, sizzling. A cloud of black smoke came from his pants. No-one moved.
"Five," Tre finally spoke.
"Five what?" Rae asked.
"That is my fifth time being on fucking fire." He complained.
"Maybe you should go get changed Tre..." Adie said as she walked by.
Tre went to his tent, opened the flap and turned around to see Rae looking at him. He motioned for her to come to him with his right hand. She happily pranced to the tent and kissed Tre.
'Randomness is his best trait' She thought to herself as they deepened the kiss.
