Welcome to This Odd Paradise, chapter 4
Billie looked to his left, and saw a very bad sight. There was a family of those preppy bitches, you know, like where the men wear sweater-vests, and the women in it look like their plastic smile will fall off at any moment. The man of the family walked right up to Billie, and shook his hand.
"Hi, I'm Harry. This is my family, the Weiners. My wife, Rosie, and son, Harry Jr., we just call him Jr."
Billie used every ounce of energy he had to contain himself. He introduced the family to Tre, Mike and Adie.
"Oh my god your name is Harry Weiner?!" Tre practically yelled."Why the hell don't you change your name?!"
"I don't see why I need to, what is wrong with it?"
"Nothing...forget it...heehee...Harry...heehee...Weiner..."
They turned to their right, and were yet again startled. There were 4 men, huge, burly men. They were dressed in black leather, bandanas, boots that you would swear were high heels, and t-shirts you would think they bought from the baby gap. They all had long hair, they were obviously a gang of bikers.
Mike was closest to them, so he was the first to say anything."H-h-i... umm, so are you guys from around here?" his voice cracked as he spoke.
"No" the blonde grunted. "We are here on vacation, why do you think a gang of cross-county bikers would be at an island? There is barely any room to drive here you idiot.."
"yeah...heh....silly of me to even think it, sir" Mike stuttered.
"Well good luck you guys, heh, you will need it most."
They really didn't like the people they were up against, actually they were mostly scared of them. They still prepared for their jorney to come.
"EVERYONE TAKE YOUR PLACES AT THE STARTING LINE!" said a voice over a loud-speaker. A man walked up to them to explain the rules.
"Ok, when you go into Dongfish, you will come to each task. There will be a set of things you will need in front of every obstacle. Otherwise, you can use natural resources around you. There are also tribes that live in the forest that may try to waste your time, so you need to move fast and try not to make alot of loud noises that will desturb them. I wish you guys the best of luck, because the other families scare me....anyway, I hope you guys win!"
"Ok," Tre began. "I think we actually may have a chance, we got a good thinker person for thinking-related tasks (Mike), a scrawny guy that can go in and out of tunnles (Billie), a strong, buff, manly man (myself), and a person to keep us all sane (Adie)."
"Tre, oh well, just nevermind..."Said Adie.
Everyone waited for the buzzer signaling that they could leave, to ring. They all actually were scared, they didn't know that if someone were to get hurt if an ambulance would be able to get to them, or if these tasks would take more then a day to complete.
"Here you go, these are flares, if you are desperate to quit, and are scared shitless, then you may light the flares, and we will send a team to come find you." said the guy who was explaining their tasks earlier.
He gave them to Mike, seeing as he may be the brains of the operation. Then walked on to the other groups to explain.
"THERE IS ONE LAST ANNOUNCEMENT" said the voice over the loud-speaker again. "THERE IS ONE PERSON THAT WILL BE ESCORTING YOU THROUGH THE JUNGLE, PLEASE MEET THEM AT THE STARTING LINE BEFORE YOU LEAVE."
They turned to face the starting line, and went to meat their 'escort'.
"Hi, I'm Rae." said a girl with long red hair, was slender and tall. Tre, being the horney-fella he is, was first to speak..well...he tried very hard to anyway.
"S-s-s-oo Rae...how old are you?" He stuttered.
"You really think that it is polite to walk up to a female and ask her how old she is? Its not, and I'm 29 for your information..."
"Whoa, no, sorry I didn't mean to 'offend you', I just wanted to know.."
"In other words, he wants you to sleep with him Rae." Billie said in a as-a-matter-of-fact tone.
"No, that isn't it at all, Billie you little fucker, if you don't shut up, I'll tell Adrienne about big Sally!!"
"Big Sally? Who is she Billie?" Asked Adie as if she was getting pissed.
"Nobody dear, she isn't anyone... Tre you fucker, tonight, you better sleep with one eye open!!"
"Billie, who the hell is Big Sally?!"
"Nobody, he doesnt know what he is talking about, your believing a guy who carries a pink suitcase for crying out loud!"
"That is beside the point who is-"she was cut off by the loud speaker.
"PLACES EVERYONE, THE BUZZER WILL SOUND IN 5-4-3-2-1"
They were off, Tre running very close to Rae, he liked to look at her when she ran..the horney bugger...
"Hi, I'm Harry. This is my family, the Weiners. My wife, Rosie, and son, Harry Jr., we just call him Jr."
Billie used every ounce of energy he had to contain himself. He introduced the family to Tre, Mike and Adie.
"Oh my god your name is Harry Weiner?!" Tre practically yelled."Why the hell don't you change your name?!"
"I don't see why I need to, what is wrong with it?"
"Nothing...forget it...heehee...Harry...heehee...Weiner..."
They turned to their right, and were yet again startled. There were 4 men, huge, burly men. They were dressed in black leather, bandanas, boots that you would swear were high heels, and t-shirts you would think they bought from the baby gap. They all had long hair, they were obviously a gang of bikers.
Mike was closest to them, so he was the first to say anything."H-h-i... umm, so are you guys from around here?" his voice cracked as he spoke.
"No" the blonde grunted. "We are here on vacation, why do you think a gang of cross-county bikers would be at an island? There is barely any room to drive here you idiot.."
"yeah...heh....silly of me to even think it, sir" Mike stuttered.
"Well good luck you guys, heh, you will need it most."
They really didn't like the people they were up against, actually they were mostly scared of them. They still prepared for their jorney to come.
"EVERYONE TAKE YOUR PLACES AT THE STARTING LINE!" said a voice over a loud-speaker. A man walked up to them to explain the rules.
"Ok, when you go into Dongfish, you will come to each task. There will be a set of things you will need in front of every obstacle. Otherwise, you can use natural resources around you. There are also tribes that live in the forest that may try to waste your time, so you need to move fast and try not to make alot of loud noises that will desturb them. I wish you guys the best of luck, because the other families scare me....anyway, I hope you guys win!"
"Ok," Tre began. "I think we actually may have a chance, we got a good thinker person for thinking-related tasks (Mike), a scrawny guy that can go in and out of tunnles (Billie), a strong, buff, manly man (myself), and a person to keep us all sane (Adie)."
"Tre, oh well, just nevermind..."Said Adie.
Everyone waited for the buzzer signaling that they could leave, to ring. They all actually were scared, they didn't know that if someone were to get hurt if an ambulance would be able to get to them, or if these tasks would take more then a day to complete.
"Here you go, these are flares, if you are desperate to quit, and are scared shitless, then you may light the flares, and we will send a team to come find you." said the guy who was explaining their tasks earlier.
He gave them to Mike, seeing as he may be the brains of the operation. Then walked on to the other groups to explain.
"THERE IS ONE LAST ANNOUNCEMENT" said the voice over the loud-speaker again. "THERE IS ONE PERSON THAT WILL BE ESCORTING YOU THROUGH THE JUNGLE, PLEASE MEET THEM AT THE STARTING LINE BEFORE YOU LEAVE."
They turned to face the starting line, and went to meat their 'escort'.
"Hi, I'm Rae." said a girl with long red hair, was slender and tall. Tre, being the horney-fella he is, was first to speak..well...he tried very hard to anyway.
"S-s-s-oo Rae...how old are you?" He stuttered.
"You really think that it is polite to walk up to a female and ask her how old she is? Its not, and I'm 29 for your information..."
"Whoa, no, sorry I didn't mean to 'offend you', I just wanted to know.."
"In other words, he wants you to sleep with him Rae." Billie said in a as-a-matter-of-fact tone.
"No, that isn't it at all, Billie you little fucker, if you don't shut up, I'll tell Adrienne about big Sally!!"
"Big Sally? Who is she Billie?" Asked Adie as if she was getting pissed.
"Nobody dear, she isn't anyone... Tre you fucker, tonight, you better sleep with one eye open!!"
"Billie, who the hell is Big Sally?!"
"Nobody, he doesnt know what he is talking about, your believing a guy who carries a pink suitcase for crying out loud!"
"That is beside the point who is-"she was cut off by the loud speaker.
"PLACES EVERYONE, THE BUZZER WILL SOUND IN 5-4-3-2-1"
They were off, Tre running very close to Rae, he liked to look at her when she ran..the horney bugger...
