Welcome to This Odd Paradise, chapter 6
"What the fuck is with all you people's names? I mean the other guy said he's got a hairy wein-" The chief Slapahoe smacked Tre.
"Silence you fool!!!" Said the chief.
"Hey I'm no hoe, you can't slap me like that you buttfucker!!"
"I can do as I wish Mr. Cool. Yes...I'll call you Mr. Cool, sort of like that guy from the matrix where the guy wants to be called Neo by the Smiths but th---"
"SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME OUT OF THIS HUT!!!!!!!"Tre screamed in a rage.
"Shshsh!!!!You will wake the others! I will let you all go under one condition."
"And what may that fucking condition you suger crazed drummer molester"
".....You must kiss me."
"Uh uh, no way no how, I'm not kissing any indian chiefs from a small island...heh, no way bub."
"Be that as it may, you will stay here and loose the tournament, then you will have to stay here forever."
"Aww fuck."
Just then, Rae stirred alittle, but the cheif didn't even see her. Rae's foot had a clear shot at Slapahoe's unmentionables. She woke up and looked around, and all she saw was this huge tan man with a bone through his nose and very long earlobes yelling at Tre who looked uncomfortable about the conversation that they were having. So she decided to fix it. She pulled her foot back slowly and-WHAM! The cheif fell to the floor clutching himself, wide-eyed. Tre pulled the whole group(with Rae's help) because they were basically one big duct tape wad...
"Try to un-do the tape!" Tre yelled to Rae who was struggling just as much as him.
Everyone else was awake now, all scared and cofused, sort of like when you put an ant in a cup, and it moves around like a loon. Anyway, Rae ripped the tape with her teeth, then pulled most of it off them, when they could use their arms, the pulled it all the way off. They ran for their lives back to the forest clearing(they werent far) intil they made it, nobody was behind them.
"Thankyou so much" Tre said to Rae.
"It was nothing, I was happy to help"
"No, you don't understand, I was going to have to kiss him!!" He explained.
"Oh, I'm glad you didn't" Rae said.
"Why? What do you care?" He asked.
"Because, of this" She gave him a long kiss."I wanted the first since you got here."
"Silence you fool!!!" Said the chief.
"Hey I'm no hoe, you can't slap me like that you buttfucker!!"
"I can do as I wish Mr. Cool. Yes...I'll call you Mr. Cool, sort of like that guy from the matrix where the guy wants to be called Neo by the Smiths but th---"
"SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME OUT OF THIS HUT!!!!!!!"Tre screamed in a rage.
"Shshsh!!!!You will wake the others! I will let you all go under one condition."
"And what may that fucking condition you suger crazed drummer molester"
".....You must kiss me."
"Uh uh, no way no how, I'm not kissing any indian chiefs from a small island...heh, no way bub."
"Be that as it may, you will stay here and loose the tournament, then you will have to stay here forever."
"Aww fuck."
Just then, Rae stirred alittle, but the cheif didn't even see her. Rae's foot had a clear shot at Slapahoe's unmentionables. She woke up and looked around, and all she saw was this huge tan man with a bone through his nose and very long earlobes yelling at Tre who looked uncomfortable about the conversation that they were having. So she decided to fix it. She pulled her foot back slowly and-WHAM! The cheif fell to the floor clutching himself, wide-eyed. Tre pulled the whole group(with Rae's help) because they were basically one big duct tape wad...
"Try to un-do the tape!" Tre yelled to Rae who was struggling just as much as him.
Everyone else was awake now, all scared and cofused, sort of like when you put an ant in a cup, and it moves around like a loon. Anyway, Rae ripped the tape with her teeth, then pulled most of it off them, when they could use their arms, the pulled it all the way off. They ran for their lives back to the forest clearing(they werent far) intil they made it, nobody was behind them.
"Thankyou so much" Tre said to Rae.
"It was nothing, I was happy to help"
"No, you don't understand, I was going to have to kiss him!!" He explained.
"Oh, I'm glad you didn't" Rae said.
"Why? What do you care?" He asked.
"Because, of this" She gave him a long kiss."I wanted the first since you got here."
