Oh My God, You Like Her? But I Thought You Were Enemies!, chapter 2
"But he was an asshole, mom!" Kara shrieked.
"I don't care, your grounded from the television."
"FINE! I'm going out, bye, you asshole of a mother!"
"I love you too, dearest."
Kara slammed the door behind her, leaving her moms sarcasm. Her mom loved her, and she loved her mom. In fact, all of Kara's life had been great at home. Of course, school sucked, but hey, school sucks in any case, so she got over it. As she walked down the street to the local corner store to buy a pepsi, she met up with her BEST friend! (Oh yah, right.)
"You." She seethed, narrowing her eyes.
"ME." Billie said, grinning a large toothy grin.
"Fuck off."
"No thanks, you're not my type."
Kara left the store, dropping a pen out of her pocket by accident. Billie grabbed it and smiled. He could keep it. He stared at Kara's disappearing figure. He smiled, running out the doors, the little bells jangling as he left. He stopped at the curb and stood on his toes.
"Hey, bitch!" He called. She turned around, fire in her eyes.
"WHAT?" She cried.
"Take your fucking pen!" He cried.
He through it, and he expected it to hit her in the head. Instead, she jumped and caught it. Billie Joe stared in amazement. 'She has to be a lesbian, or at least bi.' He thought to himself. Kara walked away. He decided it would be fun to give her a little bit of hell. He ran up to her and whispered in her ear,
"HEY!"
She jumped, turned off her music, and glared at him.
"What the fuck do you want from me?" She asked. "I'm trying to ignore the fact that you exist and you wont leave me alone!"
"How thoughtful. I wanna walk with you."
"Why?"
"Cause you're new."
"Well, I don't like you."
Billie grinned.
"So? Nobody will find out!"
"Fuck off!"
Kara stared at him. He was pissing her off. She was about to smack him when a new voice came into the picture. A boy with blonde spiky hair, who was tall and very good looking, came towards Kara and Billie.
"Hey Bill, who's the chick? You got a new girlfriend? What about your girlfriend?" The voice asked.
"Mike, no she isn't... " Billie couldn't finish. He was cut off.
"TELL YOUR FUCKING STALKER OF A FRIEND TO STOP FOLLOWING AND ANNOYING ME!" Kara screamed. "He isn't my boyfriend, he's just some stupid, asshole, fucker, buggerfuck, dickless, hopeless, heartless idiot!"
"Jesus!" Mike hissed, cowering behind Billie. "What's with her?"
"Oh I was teasing her a bit."
"Stalker."
"How is he a stalker?"
"I was following her!" Billie admitted, grinning. "Just to piss her off."
"AH GO LICK A FUCING STEAK KNIFE!"
Kara walked away angrily.
"Wow Billie, you must have it hard for her."
"She's different, that's for sure." Billie said, smiling.
"But she hates your guts."
"They always do Mike... they always do."
***
Kara walked into the school, after two days of staying home. She put her book sin her locker and strolled to class, nervous of what to do. When she walked into the room, her new teacher, Mrs. Pembrown was busily marking papers. She quickly shifted her eyes to Kara. Her old polyester skirt was riding up her underwear, and everyone could see. Kara laughed.
"Something amusing, Ms. Brooke?"
"No mam."
"Class," Mrs. P. said. "This is Kara Brooke. She just moved here. Kara, care to tell us about yourself?"
Kara frowned.
"Not really."
"Then sit down."
"Where?"
"Ummm... " The teacher paused and looked for empty seats. "This year for English you will sit beside... Billie Joe."
Kara's eyes widened.
"FUCKING NO!" She wailed. "You can't do this to me. Suspend me, kick me out, feed me to sharks, rip me limb form limb but not THAT torture!"
"Sit DOWN." The teacher said, tapping her foot.
Kara grumpily shuffled to the back of the room. She sat at the desk, distancing herself from Billie Joe. She sat at the edge of the desk and placed her binders down. Billie Joe tipped them over. Kara picked them up, only to be 'tsked' from the teacher. She glared at Billie Joe and smacked him upside the head. Halfway through class, Billie started throwing eraser chunks at her head. Kara got fed up and smacked him. A red hand mark was all that was left. He smiled and patted her shoulder, which earned him a pinch. Through this, the teacher was writing on the board.
Behind them, last in the rows, Mike Dirnt and Tre Cool, Billie's band mates and best friends watched in amusement. Billie Joe really liked her, they could tell, but she really loathed him.
Kara was slamming her head on the desk as the bell rang. As soon as the buzzer sounded, she was up and out of the classroom.
"Billie Joe, you shameless flirt, you should leave her alone." Tre said, wagging a finger.
"Well, I just hope she sees us at assembly tomorrow when we rock the shit out of the gym." Billie said, pumping his fist in the air. "Sweet Children is gonna rock the house!"
"Just take it easy on her, Okay, Billie?" Mike asked.
Billie rolled his eyes, and watched as Kara raced out the door to go home for lunch.
"I don't care, your grounded from the television."
"FINE! I'm going out, bye, you asshole of a mother!"
"I love you too, dearest."
Kara slammed the door behind her, leaving her moms sarcasm. Her mom loved her, and she loved her mom. In fact, all of Kara's life had been great at home. Of course, school sucked, but hey, school sucks in any case, so she got over it. As she walked down the street to the local corner store to buy a pepsi, she met up with her BEST friend! (Oh yah, right.)
"You." She seethed, narrowing her eyes.
"ME." Billie said, grinning a large toothy grin.
"Fuck off."
"No thanks, you're not my type."
Kara left the store, dropping a pen out of her pocket by accident. Billie grabbed it and smiled. He could keep it. He stared at Kara's disappearing figure. He smiled, running out the doors, the little bells jangling as he left. He stopped at the curb and stood on his toes.
"Hey, bitch!" He called. She turned around, fire in her eyes.
"WHAT?" She cried.
"Take your fucking pen!" He cried.
He through it, and he expected it to hit her in the head. Instead, she jumped and caught it. Billie Joe stared in amazement. 'She has to be a lesbian, or at least bi.' He thought to himself. Kara walked away. He decided it would be fun to give her a little bit of hell. He ran up to her and whispered in her ear,
"HEY!"
She jumped, turned off her music, and glared at him.
"What the fuck do you want from me?" She asked. "I'm trying to ignore the fact that you exist and you wont leave me alone!"
"How thoughtful. I wanna walk with you."
"Why?"
"Cause you're new."
"Well, I don't like you."
Billie grinned.
"So? Nobody will find out!"
"Fuck off!"
Kara stared at him. He was pissing her off. She was about to smack him when a new voice came into the picture. A boy with blonde spiky hair, who was tall and very good looking, came towards Kara and Billie.
"Hey Bill, who's the chick? You got a new girlfriend? What about your girlfriend?" The voice asked.
"Mike, no she isn't... " Billie couldn't finish. He was cut off.
"TELL YOUR FUCKING STALKER OF A FRIEND TO STOP FOLLOWING AND ANNOYING ME!" Kara screamed. "He isn't my boyfriend, he's just some stupid, asshole, fucker, buggerfuck, dickless, hopeless, heartless idiot!"
"Jesus!" Mike hissed, cowering behind Billie. "What's with her?"
"Oh I was teasing her a bit."
"Stalker."
"How is he a stalker?"
"I was following her!" Billie admitted, grinning. "Just to piss her off."
"AH GO LICK A FUCING STEAK KNIFE!"
Kara walked away angrily.
"Wow Billie, you must have it hard for her."
"She's different, that's for sure." Billie said, smiling.
"But she hates your guts."
"They always do Mike... they always do."
***
Kara walked into the school, after two days of staying home. She put her book sin her locker and strolled to class, nervous of what to do. When she walked into the room, her new teacher, Mrs. Pembrown was busily marking papers. She quickly shifted her eyes to Kara. Her old polyester skirt was riding up her underwear, and everyone could see. Kara laughed.
"Something amusing, Ms. Brooke?"
"No mam."
"Class," Mrs. P. said. "This is Kara Brooke. She just moved here. Kara, care to tell us about yourself?"
Kara frowned.
"Not really."
"Then sit down."
"Where?"
"Ummm... " The teacher paused and looked for empty seats. "This year for English you will sit beside... Billie Joe."
Kara's eyes widened.
"FUCKING NO!" She wailed. "You can't do this to me. Suspend me, kick me out, feed me to sharks, rip me limb form limb but not THAT torture!"
"Sit DOWN." The teacher said, tapping her foot.
Kara grumpily shuffled to the back of the room. She sat at the desk, distancing herself from Billie Joe. She sat at the edge of the desk and placed her binders down. Billie Joe tipped them over. Kara picked them up, only to be 'tsked' from the teacher. She glared at Billie Joe and smacked him upside the head. Halfway through class, Billie started throwing eraser chunks at her head. Kara got fed up and smacked him. A red hand mark was all that was left. He smiled and patted her shoulder, which earned him a pinch. Through this, the teacher was writing on the board.
Behind them, last in the rows, Mike Dirnt and Tre Cool, Billie's band mates and best friends watched in amusement. Billie Joe really liked her, they could tell, but she really loathed him.
Kara was slamming her head on the desk as the bell rang. As soon as the buzzer sounded, she was up and out of the classroom.
"Billie Joe, you shameless flirt, you should leave her alone." Tre said, wagging a finger.
"Well, I just hope she sees us at assembly tomorrow when we rock the shit out of the gym." Billie said, pumping his fist in the air. "Sweet Children is gonna rock the house!"
"Just take it easy on her, Okay, Billie?" Mike asked.
Billie rolled his eyes, and watched as Kara raced out the door to go home for lunch.
