Sex! At Tre's House, chapter 27
6 months later
Nothing is really going on. Tre left for tour last month. Sean has a new girlfriend named Lilly. Mark and Melissa are still together. Frankie's growing up fast, he's learning to say stuff now, his first word was boob. It was Tre's fault, he was feeling me up with Frankie in the room and then Tre said "I love your boobs."
Next thing we knew Frankie said, "Boob!"
Tre and I couldn't stop laughing our asses off. We were laughing so hard. But that's about all the excitement. I dyed my hair bright green day Tre Bleached his hair. He was coming home in twp weeks because they were going to do the MTV video awards. Tre and I were thinking of going naked but then we thought that we might get arrested and then went against it.
At this moment Melissa was at Marks and Sean was at his girl friends. So I was watching Nick Jr. with Frankie at 2 in the afternoon. I was so fucking bored out of my skull. I remembered that Frankito was coming over tomorrow. I didn't know why, he said he doesn't like Claudia and likes being over here more. Tre wasn't even here and I didn't know why he wanted to be around me. But Claudia would drop him off because she wanted to spend time with Rick. They had yet to conceive a baby and Claudia wanted one really bad. It turned out that Rick had a low sperm count and things of that matter. Tre found out and said, "HA! Bet you wish you had the one ball sperm machine now! Eh Claud?" and then he laughed.
Claudia had made fun of Tre about the whole one testicle thing, but he could make children and that's all that mattered. Tre was a sex machine anyway and everyone knew. Recently Tre had been getting mail from a bunch of young girls saying how much they want to fuck him. A few marriage proposals, and some chicks saying that they'd give him money to leave me. Tre would just send them a letter say "Sorry I already have a wife and she fucks better than you and your grandmother, tell her I said hi by the way, so fuck off." Then he'd draw a little smiley face and send the letter back. We'd get a kick out of it.
I was going to get Frankie some food when the phone rang. I went to go answer it. "Hello?" I answered.
"Hey," Tre said on the other line.
"Hey sexy man. What's up?"
"Nothing much sexy pants. How's the home front?" Tre asked.
"Nothing much you know?" I replied.
"Yep, I've got some down time for a few hours and so I thought I'd call my sexy wife," Tre replied.
"Tre you're too sweet," I said.
"Thanks, you're too sexy," Tre replied.
I giggled and blushed.
"The guys are sleeping, I'm not tired though," Tre said.
"I'm sorry," I replied.
"Eh, no big deal! Now I can talk to you!" Tre said happily.
"Cool. So what's been up over there?" I asked.
"Nothing much. Mike had a panic attack yesterday, we got him his medicine and everything was okay. Mike was glad that he did it in the bus not in front of the press. He didn't want it being all over the news and shit," Tre said.
"Aw, poor Mike," I replied.
"I know. Then Billie was about to have one the other night before going on. Luckily Mike got him his meds in time," Tre said.
"God damn," I replied.
"I know," Tre said.
"Poor Billie and Mike," I said. "Tell them I send them hugs and kisses."
"Will do," Tre replied. "I love you."
"I love you too sweetie," I replied.
We talked for about an hour and I made Frankie lunch while I was talking to him and shit.
Tre had to go get sleep and then I went back to watching Nick Jr. with Frankie.
Nothing is really going on. Tre left for tour last month. Sean has a new girlfriend named Lilly. Mark and Melissa are still together. Frankie's growing up fast, he's learning to say stuff now, his first word was boob. It was Tre's fault, he was feeling me up with Frankie in the room and then Tre said "I love your boobs."
Next thing we knew Frankie said, "Boob!"
Tre and I couldn't stop laughing our asses off. We were laughing so hard. But that's about all the excitement. I dyed my hair bright green day Tre Bleached his hair. He was coming home in twp weeks because they were going to do the MTV video awards. Tre and I were thinking of going naked but then we thought that we might get arrested and then went against it.
At this moment Melissa was at Marks and Sean was at his girl friends. So I was watching Nick Jr. with Frankie at 2 in the afternoon. I was so fucking bored out of my skull. I remembered that Frankito was coming over tomorrow. I didn't know why, he said he doesn't like Claudia and likes being over here more. Tre wasn't even here and I didn't know why he wanted to be around me. But Claudia would drop him off because she wanted to spend time with Rick. They had yet to conceive a baby and Claudia wanted one really bad. It turned out that Rick had a low sperm count and things of that matter. Tre found out and said, "HA! Bet you wish you had the one ball sperm machine now! Eh Claud?" and then he laughed.
Claudia had made fun of Tre about the whole one testicle thing, but he could make children and that's all that mattered. Tre was a sex machine anyway and everyone knew. Recently Tre had been getting mail from a bunch of young girls saying how much they want to fuck him. A few marriage proposals, and some chicks saying that they'd give him money to leave me. Tre would just send them a letter say "Sorry I already have a wife and she fucks better than you and your grandmother, tell her I said hi by the way, so fuck off." Then he'd draw a little smiley face and send the letter back. We'd get a kick out of it.
I was going to get Frankie some food when the phone rang. I went to go answer it. "Hello?" I answered.
"Hey," Tre said on the other line.
"Hey sexy man. What's up?"
"Nothing much sexy pants. How's the home front?" Tre asked.
"Nothing much you know?" I replied.
"Yep, I've got some down time for a few hours and so I thought I'd call my sexy wife," Tre replied.
"Tre you're too sweet," I said.
"Thanks, you're too sexy," Tre replied.
I giggled and blushed.
"The guys are sleeping, I'm not tired though," Tre said.
"I'm sorry," I replied.
"Eh, no big deal! Now I can talk to you!" Tre said happily.
"Cool. So what's been up over there?" I asked.
"Nothing much. Mike had a panic attack yesterday, we got him his medicine and everything was okay. Mike was glad that he did it in the bus not in front of the press. He didn't want it being all over the news and shit," Tre said.
"Aw, poor Mike," I replied.
"I know. Then Billie was about to have one the other night before going on. Luckily Mike got him his meds in time," Tre said.
"God damn," I replied.
"I know," Tre said.
"Poor Billie and Mike," I said. "Tell them I send them hugs and kisses."
"Will do," Tre replied. "I love you."
"I love you too sweetie," I replied.
We talked for about an hour and I made Frankie lunch while I was talking to him and shit.
Tre had to go get sleep and then I went back to watching Nick Jr. with Frankie.
