Sex! At Tre's House, chapter 33
A month later
*Tre's POV*
I was sitting on the couch in the living room. I usually got on the computer in the morning to check my e-mail and whatnot. But something happened with the computer. It was all fucked up, I think some one may have hacked into it or something and attacked with a virus. Lyddy was in Melissa's bedroom helping her. Melissa's last day of school is next week, she'll be in her 6th month soon.
I was watching some Hollywood entertainment show. I always got a kick out of these things. I could laugh my ass off with the whole Bennifer shit.
"Today in musicians corner," the lady on the TV said.
We had been on here before, me and the guys, more Billie Joe than me and Mike.
"There has been a string of computer hackings lately and tapes and things have been being released all over the Internet, including a new sex tape. And it from a drummer in a very important band at the moment," the lady continued.
"Oh god what did Tommy Lee do this time," I said aloud and laughed. I sipped my coffee
"The latest is a sex tape made by Mr. Tre cool and his wife Lyddy Cool. A S&M sex tape made recently, by the famous drummer and his wife, currently floating around the net."
I looked at the TV. "LYDDY!" I screamed.
She ran out of Melissa's room and appeared seconds later.
"What?" she asked.
I rewound it on Tivo and I let Lyddy see it.
"Oh, my, god," Lyddy said looking at the TV in shock. "What are we going to do?" Lyddy asked me.
"No clue," I replied.
I called up Billie and I told him what was going down. He laughed at first.
"Sorry man!" Billie said. "Well I might have to get myself a copy, see that sexy bum of yours," Billie joked.
"Yeah," I replied laughing a bit. "That has to be why my computers been fucking up! Someone got into my files! Dammit! I had all of Lyddy and I's sex tapes loaded onto that computer," I whined.
"Why?" Billie asked.
"Cause I was going to put them on DVD and take them on the next tour to watch and whack off to," I replied.
"Okay then," Billie replied.
I also called Mike and told him, but he had to go quickly, something about Brittany was trying to give him head.
I wen in the bedroom and I finally got my laptop out, I don't use it a lot but I hooked up and I was going to check my e-mail.
Lyddy was feeding Frankie and Trent was at school.
Welcome Tre, you have 148 unread e-mails
I stared at the screen
"Great," I muttered.
I had my assortment from the guys and my family and then I had a ton from people I didn't even know.
One from a girl from Shelly.
Tre
I saw that tape with you and your wife, you look mega hot, as well as your wife. God her rack is HUGE. Much love!
-Shelly
There were others, ones say my cock was too small. Ones saying my wife was ugly, ones saying I was ugly. Then ones saying my wife was hot, ones saying I was hot. Lots of shit. Marriage proposals...
By the end of the day Lyddy was very embarrassed, and it really sank in when the Entertainment Tonight called.
"Hello? Mr. Cool?" she asked.
"Speaking," I replied.
She said that she wanted to have Lyddy and I on the show. I didn't even bother to put up a fight, I agreed. She wanted us in New York next weekend.
I told Lyddy that night in bed.
"It'll give us a chance to get the story straight," I said.
"Yeah, I love you baby," she said and she kissed me.
*Tre's POV*
I was sitting on the couch in the living room. I usually got on the computer in the morning to check my e-mail and whatnot. But something happened with the computer. It was all fucked up, I think some one may have hacked into it or something and attacked with a virus. Lyddy was in Melissa's bedroom helping her. Melissa's last day of school is next week, she'll be in her 6th month soon.
I was watching some Hollywood entertainment show. I always got a kick out of these things. I could laugh my ass off with the whole Bennifer shit.
"Today in musicians corner," the lady on the TV said.
We had been on here before, me and the guys, more Billie Joe than me and Mike.
"There has been a string of computer hackings lately and tapes and things have been being released all over the Internet, including a new sex tape. And it from a drummer in a very important band at the moment," the lady continued.
"Oh god what did Tommy Lee do this time," I said aloud and laughed. I sipped my coffee
"The latest is a sex tape made by Mr. Tre cool and his wife Lyddy Cool. A S&M sex tape made recently, by the famous drummer and his wife, currently floating around the net."
I looked at the TV. "LYDDY!" I screamed.
She ran out of Melissa's room and appeared seconds later.
"What?" she asked.
I rewound it on Tivo and I let Lyddy see it.
"Oh, my, god," Lyddy said looking at the TV in shock. "What are we going to do?" Lyddy asked me.
"No clue," I replied.
I called up Billie and I told him what was going down. He laughed at first.
"Sorry man!" Billie said. "Well I might have to get myself a copy, see that sexy bum of yours," Billie joked.
"Yeah," I replied laughing a bit. "That has to be why my computers been fucking up! Someone got into my files! Dammit! I had all of Lyddy and I's sex tapes loaded onto that computer," I whined.
"Why?" Billie asked.
"Cause I was going to put them on DVD and take them on the next tour to watch and whack off to," I replied.
"Okay then," Billie replied.
I also called Mike and told him, but he had to go quickly, something about Brittany was trying to give him head.
I wen in the bedroom and I finally got my laptop out, I don't use it a lot but I hooked up and I was going to check my e-mail.
Lyddy was feeding Frankie and Trent was at school.
Welcome Tre, you have 148 unread e-mails
I stared at the screen
"Great," I muttered.
I had my assortment from the guys and my family and then I had a ton from people I didn't even know.
One from a girl from Shelly.
Tre
I saw that tape with you and your wife, you look mega hot, as well as your wife. God her rack is HUGE. Much love!
-Shelly
There were others, ones say my cock was too small. Ones saying my wife was ugly, ones saying I was ugly. Then ones saying my wife was hot, ones saying I was hot. Lots of shit. Marriage proposals...
By the end of the day Lyddy was very embarrassed, and it really sank in when the Entertainment Tonight called.
"Hello? Mr. Cool?" she asked.
"Speaking," I replied.
She said that she wanted to have Lyddy and I on the show. I didn't even bother to put up a fight, I agreed. She wanted us in New York next weekend.
I told Lyddy that night in bed.
"It'll give us a chance to get the story straight," I said.
"Yeah, I love you baby," she said and she kissed me.
