Another step closer to the end, chapter 1
7 p.m Monday.
Picking my nose has become a terrible habit, I really can't help myself! I even eat the contents! I am absolutely disgusting, nobody else eats their own boogers! I have been absolutely bored all day, to be honest the picking and eating of boogers is the highlight of my incredibly boring day! I really want to buy the Green Day International cd but I spent my pocket money in Starbucks oops.
Let's see what has happened today. I really can't think of anything. Uh... .. Well today started off with a cold shower to wake me up. Instead of waking me up the cold shower has provided me with a cold which I am very grateful for! Then there were no cheerios left in the box because my younger sister Jasmine thought that the fishes would rather have cheerios for breakfast instead of fish food. This not only means that I had no breakfast it also means that I was late for the bus because I had to clean the fish tank!
After entering school half an hour late, I spent half an hour explaining to the secretary why I was late. The secretary didn't believe my excuse about the fish so I told them that my younger sister had in fact eaten the fish, did they believe it? Yes they did, honestly how stupid do they think my family is? Why is it so hard to believe that my sister drowned my fish in cheerios?
I'd practically missed the first lesson which was sport, but there were double lesson's so it didn't really matter. I felt quite happy though because I absolutely positively hate sports more than I hate the sports teacher! What's worse was I am the most un-flexible, un-confident, un-stretchable, and basically un-gymnastical person in the world. What do you think we have in sports? Yup you've guessed it GYMNASTICS! I bet Tre Cool doesn't do gymnastics so why should I?
I fell off a box and pretended that I'd sprained my ankle so Ms. Tease (Ok so my sports teacher is not Ms. Tease, but that's what everybody calls her. It's way better than Ms. Tenasence.) sent me to a bench for the rest of the lesson. I enjoyed watching my best friend Lallie nearly brake her neck because she did a neck spring upside down, or something like that. Lallie is truly the bestest friend ever. Lallie and I have known each over since we were lumps of our mother's flesh. Our mum's were best friends before we were born and they both got pregnant with us at the same time. Lallie started to cry because she'd hurt her neck so badly so then she came and sat by me which made things way better.
The two of us spoke and giggled and every time Ms. Tease turned around to check on us we both made our self's look really depressed. We both had a right laugh when we noticed that Jake was having a problem with his underwear while doing his straddles over boxes. Jake is this completely Casanova boy in my class. He thinks he's really good looking and unfortunately so do loads of the girls. Jake goes around turning the girls on and he's been out with all the popular's at least a million times. At the moment I think Jake is looking for a group of friends who are girls, he is then going to get all of them to fancy him then he's going to take advantage of them. Jake always does this, and I hate him for it!
The entire gymnastic lesson was all over the place, what's funny is Ms. Tease hadn't noticed. Ms. Tease had typically noticed me and Lallie giggling to bits,
"Lalita Burn, Charlotte Beckham, you are not looking very ill, I want you to re-join the class activities. IMMEDIATELY!" Everybody in the class laughed and looked right at me and Lallie. Lallie dislike's it when people call her Lalita, I'm not sure why it's a beautiful name. I ABSOLUTLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CHARLOTTE!!!! So I decided that I should be honest with Ms. Tease and I told her exactly how I felt!
"Ms. Tease, I am sorry to say this but I am in a really bad mood because my period pains are kicking in badly and I think blood has dripped down the side of my knickers. I am not gymnastical, therefore there is no point of me taking part in this lesson, and I would much prefer it if you call me Charla instead of Charlotte. Kapeish?"
Everybody fell to the ground in hysterics, I was great! Unfortunately Ms. Tease didn't see the funny side and kept me in play time to do four laps of the sports hall and then write two pages about politeness. No offence but I was being kind to her! I only let girls call me Charla and boys have to call me Charlie, everybody knows that Ms. Tease is actually a man. You can tell from the way she gawps at us girls when we change.
After my lovely punishment at play time we had French. I AM TELLING YOU NOW, whoever invented the French language is a STUPID IDIOT! In French I sit by my mate Demi. Demi is really cool, I met her and joined her "gang" of friends when I came to Son High school in year seven. Demi is really fun, she's also very trustworthy I tell her all my secrets on MSN. Demi is also very beautiful, she really has it all. Demi has lush layered auburn hair which flies lightly with the wind, her eyes seem to be the exact colour of her hair they are really catching and deep. Demi also has amazing lips, they look really smooth and they are very pink. The most noticeably thing about Demi is that she's very very brainy!
Throughout the lesson me and Demi weren't aloud to speak it was sooo boring! Our French teacher Ms. Rice talks non stop! I wouldn't mind so much if her voice was normal, it's just she speaks in a one blank tone and it's very irritating. I just spent the lesson admiring Lallie who was sitting opposite me. Lallie is also very pretty, she's not as smart as Demi but she's a real girl. Lallie doesn't try to be perfect at everything she just tries to make it through the day. I think Lallie is the prettiest girl in school. Lallie has sort of blondish-brown hair and deep grey whirlpools for eyes. Lallie also has big eye pulpit's which are very different but not in a bad way.
I wish I was pretty, but I'm not going to talk about that right now I'll depress myself! Ms. Rice soon noticed I wasn't listening so she gave me a huge lecture, it would've been fine but I hadn't noticed she'd been lecturing me, so when she stopped and called my name I just went "huh?" Like you've probably guessed I got in big trouble and she asked me to come in at lunch time to write an essay about listening. I must say that today really was one big English lesson. After French the worst thing happened, GEOGRAPHY!!! I was completely pooped off when I discovered this.
We have the most ignorant teacher for geography, his name's Mr. Ruben and he is a stupid potato! Mr. Ruben has had a grudge towards me, since year seven when he taught Science as well and he overheard me tell my mate Jazz,
"I can't believe we landed a fat science teacher. He is so ugly too and I bet he raped his wife, after having a forced marriage! I feel sorry for her!"
Anyway Mr. Ruben get's on my nerves way to much. The only good thing about geography this year is that we're not sitting boy girl, we are actually sitting by friends. I'm sitting by Jazz (Janice, but she hates that), Lucky (She deserves this name SERIOUSLY), and Elise (Elise is the only one of the gang who hasn't changed her name!) Jazz was the first new friend I made when I came to Son High school. Jazz is beautiful and very fun, she's full of life. The only problem with Jazz is, now were in year nine she's been getting quite depressed, she cuts herself on the wrist, she tries to hide them with wrist bands but it's so obvious. I worry non-stop about her.
Lucky is quiet a girlie girl, and she has blonde and ginger curls with light blue eyes. Lucky always goes on about bliss magazine and designer gear. Lucky and I aren't exactly the same with everything but she's still really close to my heart! Elise is the prick of our group, she stands out completely. When we go to town every one of us girls are wearing normal clothes then she's a gothish-punky girl. Elise is cool though, although she is completely obsessed with Green Day. I suppose the only problem with Elise is the fact that she's obsessed with Green Day all she ever say's is,
"Billy-Joe this, and Tre Cool that, and Mike this." Sometimes I feel like hitting her with a very large stick!
Anyway geography made my day worse because Mr. Ruben had obviously noticed that I was already annoyed so he wanted to make it worse. He moved me to sit by Jake. I COULD KILL HIM ANYTIME SOON. All I need is a chainsaw and tweezers and he'll be gone!
I must mention the fact that Jake is a complete butt and prig. I HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM, and his breath stinks of dog food. I bet in his free time (when he's not messing with a poor defenceless girls) he probably sit's in front of the TV masturbating whilst watching whinny the pooh, and eating dog food! After that Mr. Ruben starts asking questions and picks on me, so after he asked me a million hard questions he said,
"Deary me Charlotte, I am very disappointed. Why are you so dull at geography? Aye, I just can't understand why you don't get along with the subject. If you're thinking of taking geography for you gcse's you better start revising and stop chatting about boys to your friends and me more like Jake. Jake pays attention well, in fact I think his sitting next to you will be a good influence."
As you can imagine I RAGED my life off and couldn't help being slightly rude.
"I AM VERY DISSAPOINTED THAT YOU CANNOT SEE THAT THE REASON I'M SO RUBBISH AT GEOGRAPHY IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A RUBBISH TEACHER. NOT ONLY THAT BUT WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO TAKE GEOGRAPHY FOR A CHOICE?! HELLO, I HAVE A LIFE, AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT MAPS! I AM SORRY THAT I AM NOT LIKE JAKE, IT'S JUST I DON'T WANT TO GO ROUND STICKING MY TONGUE DOWN EVERY GIRLS THROATS AND DOING UN-EXPLAINABLE THINGS TO THEM! Understand?"
I then had another detention, Mr. Ruben has put me on detention for the rest of the week. I could kill, he wants me to write everything I know about geography every lunch time for a week. It's ridiculous he wants at least nine pages, but no offence (well actually loads of offence) I don't know anything about stupid geography!
After this lunch detention I missed having food because I had to go and speak to the headmaster about politeness. Nothing good happened after either, and now here I am picking my nose and watching an old episode of Catherine Tate!
Oh I wish I would go to a Green Day concert, but my mum doesn't have the money. I wish I could go off to an Island with Tre Cool and marry him, after all he is single, and gorgeous. Billie Joe could be our best man and Mike can be my maid of honour, only a guy version. Me and all the Green Day guys together alone, and with their families of course I wouldn't want them to be miserable. Why is my life so unfair? Why can't I marry Tre Cool?
Mum won't let me go to play badminton with Lallie, she says I have to stay in my room and think about how rude I was. To be honest I think she found it quite funny, she laughed for ninety hours after reading the letter from my headmaster.
Picking my nose has become a terrible habit, I really can't help myself! I even eat the contents! I am absolutely disgusting, nobody else eats their own boogers! I have been absolutely bored all day, to be honest the picking and eating of boogers is the highlight of my incredibly boring day! I really want to buy the Green Day International cd but I spent my pocket money in Starbucks oops.
Let's see what has happened today. I really can't think of anything. Uh... .. Well today started off with a cold shower to wake me up. Instead of waking me up the cold shower has provided me with a cold which I am very grateful for! Then there were no cheerios left in the box because my younger sister Jasmine thought that the fishes would rather have cheerios for breakfast instead of fish food. This not only means that I had no breakfast it also means that I was late for the bus because I had to clean the fish tank!
After entering school half an hour late, I spent half an hour explaining to the secretary why I was late. The secretary didn't believe my excuse about the fish so I told them that my younger sister had in fact eaten the fish, did they believe it? Yes they did, honestly how stupid do they think my family is? Why is it so hard to believe that my sister drowned my fish in cheerios?
I'd practically missed the first lesson which was sport, but there were double lesson's so it didn't really matter. I felt quite happy though because I absolutely positively hate sports more than I hate the sports teacher! What's worse was I am the most un-flexible, un-confident, un-stretchable, and basically un-gymnastical person in the world. What do you think we have in sports? Yup you've guessed it GYMNASTICS! I bet Tre Cool doesn't do gymnastics so why should I?
I fell off a box and pretended that I'd sprained my ankle so Ms. Tease (Ok so my sports teacher is not Ms. Tease, but that's what everybody calls her. It's way better than Ms. Tenasence.) sent me to a bench for the rest of the lesson. I enjoyed watching my best friend Lallie nearly brake her neck because she did a neck spring upside down, or something like that. Lallie is truly the bestest friend ever. Lallie and I have known each over since we were lumps of our mother's flesh. Our mum's were best friends before we were born and they both got pregnant with us at the same time. Lallie started to cry because she'd hurt her neck so badly so then she came and sat by me which made things way better.
The two of us spoke and giggled and every time Ms. Tease turned around to check on us we both made our self's look really depressed. We both had a right laugh when we noticed that Jake was having a problem with his underwear while doing his straddles over boxes. Jake is this completely Casanova boy in my class. He thinks he's really good looking and unfortunately so do loads of the girls. Jake goes around turning the girls on and he's been out with all the popular's at least a million times. At the moment I think Jake is looking for a group of friends who are girls, he is then going to get all of them to fancy him then he's going to take advantage of them. Jake always does this, and I hate him for it!
The entire gymnastic lesson was all over the place, what's funny is Ms. Tease hadn't noticed. Ms. Tease had typically noticed me and Lallie giggling to bits,
"Lalita Burn, Charlotte Beckham, you are not looking very ill, I want you to re-join the class activities. IMMEDIATELY!" Everybody in the class laughed and looked right at me and Lallie. Lallie dislike's it when people call her Lalita, I'm not sure why it's a beautiful name. I ABSOLUTLY HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CHARLOTTE!!!! So I decided that I should be honest with Ms. Tease and I told her exactly how I felt!
"Ms. Tease, I am sorry to say this but I am in a really bad mood because my period pains are kicking in badly and I think blood has dripped down the side of my knickers. I am not gymnastical, therefore there is no point of me taking part in this lesson, and I would much prefer it if you call me Charla instead of Charlotte. Kapeish?"
Everybody fell to the ground in hysterics, I was great! Unfortunately Ms. Tease didn't see the funny side and kept me in play time to do four laps of the sports hall and then write two pages about politeness. No offence but I was being kind to her! I only let girls call me Charla and boys have to call me Charlie, everybody knows that Ms. Tease is actually a man. You can tell from the way she gawps at us girls when we change.
After my lovely punishment at play time we had French. I AM TELLING YOU NOW, whoever invented the French language is a STUPID IDIOT! In French I sit by my mate Demi. Demi is really cool, I met her and joined her "gang" of friends when I came to Son High school in year seven. Demi is really fun, she's also very trustworthy I tell her all my secrets on MSN. Demi is also very beautiful, she really has it all. Demi has lush layered auburn hair which flies lightly with the wind, her eyes seem to be the exact colour of her hair they are really catching and deep. Demi also has amazing lips, they look really smooth and they are very pink. The most noticeably thing about Demi is that she's very very brainy!
Throughout the lesson me and Demi weren't aloud to speak it was sooo boring! Our French teacher Ms. Rice talks non stop! I wouldn't mind so much if her voice was normal, it's just she speaks in a one blank tone and it's very irritating. I just spent the lesson admiring Lallie who was sitting opposite me. Lallie is also very pretty, she's not as smart as Demi but she's a real girl. Lallie doesn't try to be perfect at everything she just tries to make it through the day. I think Lallie is the prettiest girl in school. Lallie has sort of blondish-brown hair and deep grey whirlpools for eyes. Lallie also has big eye pulpit's which are very different but not in a bad way.
I wish I was pretty, but I'm not going to talk about that right now I'll depress myself! Ms. Rice soon noticed I wasn't listening so she gave me a huge lecture, it would've been fine but I hadn't noticed she'd been lecturing me, so when she stopped and called my name I just went "huh?" Like you've probably guessed I got in big trouble and she asked me to come in at lunch time to write an essay about listening. I must say that today really was one big English lesson. After French the worst thing happened, GEOGRAPHY!!! I was completely pooped off when I discovered this.
We have the most ignorant teacher for geography, his name's Mr. Ruben and he is a stupid potato! Mr. Ruben has had a grudge towards me, since year seven when he taught Science as well and he overheard me tell my mate Jazz,
"I can't believe we landed a fat science teacher. He is so ugly too and I bet he raped his wife, after having a forced marriage! I feel sorry for her!"
Anyway Mr. Ruben get's on my nerves way to much. The only good thing about geography this year is that we're not sitting boy girl, we are actually sitting by friends. I'm sitting by Jazz (Janice, but she hates that), Lucky (She deserves this name SERIOUSLY), and Elise (Elise is the only one of the gang who hasn't changed her name!) Jazz was the first new friend I made when I came to Son High school. Jazz is beautiful and very fun, she's full of life. The only problem with Jazz is, now were in year nine she's been getting quite depressed, she cuts herself on the wrist, she tries to hide them with wrist bands but it's so obvious. I worry non-stop about her.
Lucky is quiet a girlie girl, and she has blonde and ginger curls with light blue eyes. Lucky always goes on about bliss magazine and designer gear. Lucky and I aren't exactly the same with everything but she's still really close to my heart! Elise is the prick of our group, she stands out completely. When we go to town every one of us girls are wearing normal clothes then she's a gothish-punky girl. Elise is cool though, although she is completely obsessed with Green Day. I suppose the only problem with Elise is the fact that she's obsessed with Green Day all she ever say's is,
"Billy-Joe this, and Tre Cool that, and Mike this." Sometimes I feel like hitting her with a very large stick!
Anyway geography made my day worse because Mr. Ruben had obviously noticed that I was already annoyed so he wanted to make it worse. He moved me to sit by Jake. I COULD KILL HIM ANYTIME SOON. All I need is a chainsaw and tweezers and he'll be gone!
I must mention the fact that Jake is a complete butt and prig. I HATE HIM HATE HIM HATE HIM, and his breath stinks of dog food. I bet in his free time (when he's not messing with a poor defenceless girls) he probably sit's in front of the TV masturbating whilst watching whinny the pooh, and eating dog food! After that Mr. Ruben starts asking questions and picks on me, so after he asked me a million hard questions he said,
"Deary me Charlotte, I am very disappointed. Why are you so dull at geography? Aye, I just can't understand why you don't get along with the subject. If you're thinking of taking geography for you gcse's you better start revising and stop chatting about boys to your friends and me more like Jake. Jake pays attention well, in fact I think his sitting next to you will be a good influence."
As you can imagine I RAGED my life off and couldn't help being slightly rude.
"I AM VERY DISSAPOINTED THAT YOU CANNOT SEE THAT THE REASON I'M SO RUBBISH AT GEOGRAPHY IS BECAUSE YOU'RE A RUBBISH TEACHER. NOT ONLY THAT BUT WHY THE HELL DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO TAKE GEOGRAPHY FOR A CHOICE?! HELLO, I HAVE A LIFE, AND I COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT MAPS! I AM SORRY THAT I AM NOT LIKE JAKE, IT'S JUST I DON'T WANT TO GO ROUND STICKING MY TONGUE DOWN EVERY GIRLS THROATS AND DOING UN-EXPLAINABLE THINGS TO THEM! Understand?"
I then had another detention, Mr. Ruben has put me on detention for the rest of the week. I could kill, he wants me to write everything I know about geography every lunch time for a week. It's ridiculous he wants at least nine pages, but no offence (well actually loads of offence) I don't know anything about stupid geography!
After this lunch detention I missed having food because I had to go and speak to the headmaster about politeness. Nothing good happened after either, and now here I am picking my nose and watching an old episode of Catherine Tate!
Oh I wish I would go to a Green Day concert, but my mum doesn't have the money. I wish I could go off to an Island with Tre Cool and marry him, after all he is single, and gorgeous. Billie Joe could be our best man and Mike can be my maid of honour, only a guy version. Me and all the Green Day guys together alone, and with their families of course I wouldn't want them to be miserable. Why is my life so unfair? Why can't I marry Tre Cool?
Mum won't let me go to play badminton with Lallie, she says I have to stay in my room and think about how rude I was. To be honest I think she found it quite funny, she laughed for ninety hours after reading the letter from my headmaster.
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