Another step closer to the end, chapter 3
Wednesday 7:32 p.m
It is really snow bunniesing outside. It is snowing and freezing, all the schools have been shut except one, that one is un-surprisingly Son High. TYPICAL!!! REALLY TYPICAl! When I got to the bus stop after falling nearly a trillion times I noticed that Lallie wasn't there. How mean of her not to turn up after I risked my perfectly bruise-less legs to get here. So I decided to ring her bell. Nobody answered, maybe they were out... .nah. So I rung again, nobody answered, so I rung again, nobody answered, so I rung again, nobody answered. Then I started ringing the doorbell in the tune of pingu. It was very catchy if you ask me.
Eventually Lallie's dad opened the door, his face was red with anger and then he saw me.
"WHAT the HELL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!" He shouted. I just stared at him blankly and said nothing but I looked straight into his eyes and blinked once. He started to fidget, he usually does this when he's agitated.
"WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? LOOK WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL?!" I started even more but this time not into his eyes, but I just stared. Blankly. Is it normal for a fully grown man who's a father of three young girls, answer the door wearing a tea towel? Especially a tea towel which has a coffee stain and pictures of a naked snowman? He looked down and the hid himself behind the door so I could only see his head.
"Look Charlie, do you have a problem because believe it or not, but I actually have a lot of work to do." He said calmly whilst gritting his teeth.
"Work? In a tea towel... ."
"HENNI POO! Come on darling I'm waiting... " Lallie's mum called whilst running down the stairs. I blinked un-controllably. I felt a slight faint of illness. Lallie's mum saw me. I saw her, Lallie's dad saw us we all saw each over. I stared into the floor trying to avoid contact with any of Mrs.Lallie's nudeness.
Mrs.Lallie ran behind Mr.Lallie then stared at me, I looked up disgustedly. The two looked very nervous and shakie.
"Uh Charla, didn't you um realise its chmm, five past nine, your an hour late, the bus has gone." Said Mrs.Lallie trying to smile. I nodded and ran of as fast as I could. When I turned around I saw their front door was closed and curtains were drawn. I couldn't believe it. Parents at that age still up for a bit of... well you know... . Uh... . Anyway... .. I soon remembered I was an hour late for school so I walked as slowly as I could to make it another hour. Why hadn't mum called me, hang on where was Nige when I woke up? Where was Jasmine? THOSE BLOOMIN MEANIES! They must have all gone without me, or maybe Nige went with his other friends and mum's probably in the park with Jasmine. Now that was so sly, I had just witness the nudist colony in Lallie's home because of them, those loonies.
I was slightly REALLY mad, especially as I fell AGAIN! I suppose high heels weren't the best option for walking to school in the deep snow. I also supposed that my tinniest skirt had something to do with the fact that I was freezing, in the end I decided to put my jumper back on.
After walking three miles to school I finally arrived. I pushed the gate open and went to maths which was meant to be my lesson. When I opened the door nobody was there, so I checked the drama studio and then science. I then walked slowly to the reception. I hate reception because of the receptionist and the receptionist hate's being in the reception because she hates talking to people, which makes me wonder why she became a receptionist.
Anyway Ms.Receptionist was all huffy.
"Charla what the hell are you doing here?" I glared at her and made my dump blonde face just to agitate her, and then I said,
"Well I'm in school because there is school today, and I wouldn't be in school in any other school, because this is the school I normally school in!"
Ms.Receptionist breathed strongly and counted to five in her head, she always does this, when I'm around anyway.
"Charla, I am not in the mood to mess around, go to assembly immediately!"
"Are you ever in the mood to be messed around with? By the way I am not messing around with you I am completely straight, just cause I spoke to you doesn't mean I'm flirting with you lessie!!!"
Her face went bright red and she was just about to shout but I ran of like a good little girl would. I ran right up to the assembly door, and peeped through. I saw Lallie playing rock paper scissors with Elise, I looked around for a place where I could sit and spotted one between Lucky and Tresemme (Her real name is Angie, but she has got really curly hair which flies everywhere, so we just cal her Tresemme it actually makes no sense but who cares?)
I made my entrance to the hall slowly and did a few hair flicks for the sake of it, and then I sat down my Lucky and Tresemme. Lucky was playing with her freshly curled gingery-blonde hair, she looked upset because her blue eyes were watering. Tresemme was biting her nails. I whispered to her
"What is wrong with Lucky?"
"Let's just say lucky has been slightly un-lucky recently."
"What sort of answer is that?"
"The sort of answer you get when the person your talking about can hear you!"
Lucky was staring at me the tears running through her eyes. I stared back wondering what to do, then I held her hand and gave her a hug, she hugged me back. It was cute I suppose, but I still wasn't sure what was wrong with her. We soon stopped hugging when Ms.Baileys (Ms.Balle, but her favourite drink is baileys.) our newest science teacher gestured us out to the hall. I was happy and amused as Mr.Ruben who was presentating the assembly looked annoyed because of us.
"What's wrong girls? Do you need some pads?" She said smiling, she had been joking and I and her laughed but Lucky started to cry uncontrollably.
Ms.Baileys looked surprised, she lead us both to the science room and shut he door behind us.
"Lucky what's wrong?" Ms. Baileys was particularly the only teacher who respected our nick names. Lucky just sniffled, I was feeling very awkward and worried. Ms.Baileys handed Lucky a tissue and asked her what was wrong again.
"Nothing... sniff... sniff." Lucky cried.
Why do people always say there's nothing wrong when there is obviously something wrong? Ms.Baileys made us sit down by her desk and she also sat down. Then she said,
"Lucky I already know what's wrong, would you like me to send Charla out whilst we talk about it?"
I laughed as if I didn't think Lucky would ever think of sending me out.
"Sniff... ..sooch... .snobby... ..sniff... .yes... yes... please... sniff... " Lucky said. Ms.Baileys gestured me out. I was absolutely appalled, doesn't she trust me? Why on earth wouldn't she trust me I am the most trustable person in the world of trusty people! I went in a mood as I waited for her too come back out.
When she was out she was sniffling like a bumble bee. Ms.Baileys smiled at us both and told us that our first lesson was about to start so we may as well go to our class now instead of returning to assembly.
Me and Lucky didn't say a word to each over on the way to drama. I was in a good mood again though. I love drama, it's so fun it's the only lesson when I can be myself without being sent to detention. Lucky stopped crying as we waited for the others to arrive. I was still pooped of with her, so I decided to ignore her. When our drama teacher Ms.UsedtobeinEastenders (once again we have our own name for a teacher. We call her this because she used to be in Eastenders. She didn't have a good part cause nobody knows who she used to be in it.) we all walked into the drama studio and sat in a circle as we usually do.
Ms.UsedtobeinEastenders then said,
"Right, I'm sorry guys but there is know Drama lesson today. You must all go home, the buses have been arranged. The school don't think we should have school today due to the weather."
My jaw fell to the floor cracked and went to jaw heaven,
"WHAT! Do you mean to say I walked all the way to school, just to be sent back home!!!!! Do you know that I have endured freeziness, nudity, and fell at least nine million times?! Just so you can send me back home! ACH FOR THE LOVE OF ST.ALBERTSQUARE!"
Ms.UsedtobeinEastenders just blinked, raised an eyebrow, laughed then left the studio.
I spent the rest of my day on msn gossiping. It turns out that, Lucky's father has been having an affair, and now her mother wants divorce. Why did she come to school? Why didn't she tell me first off, at the moment I'm probably the one who'd understand most how she is feeling. I confronted Lucky and apologized for ignoring her. She said she hadn't noticed I was ignoring her (Great... cough... cough), but she then apologised for not telling me (which I am only forgiving her because IM GREAT!) Lucky and I are going to go to the park tomorrow and have a snow ball fight, and talk things through.
OH I was raving with mum when I saw her. She just said,
"Well Nigel took Jasmine out to the park because he wasn't going to school, and I went down the shop. I did leave a note for you, telling you to stay off school mind, so stop being grumpy!"
Why? Why in the name of the blind guy called Ray, from the film Ray, didn't I see the note? I wasted half of my life, today!!!!
It is really snow bunniesing outside. It is snowing and freezing, all the schools have been shut except one, that one is un-surprisingly Son High. TYPICAL!!! REALLY TYPICAl! When I got to the bus stop after falling nearly a trillion times I noticed that Lallie wasn't there. How mean of her not to turn up after I risked my perfectly bruise-less legs to get here. So I decided to ring her bell. Nobody answered, maybe they were out... .nah. So I rung again, nobody answered, so I rung again, nobody answered, so I rung again, nobody answered. Then I started ringing the doorbell in the tune of pingu. It was very catchy if you ask me.
Eventually Lallie's dad opened the door, his face was red with anger and then he saw me.
"WHAT the HELL! WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!!" He shouted. I just stared at him blankly and said nothing but I looked straight into his eyes and blinked once. He started to fidget, he usually does this when he's agitated.
"WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? LOOK WHY AREN'T YOU IN SCHOOL?!" I started even more but this time not into his eyes, but I just stared. Blankly. Is it normal for a fully grown man who's a father of three young girls, answer the door wearing a tea towel? Especially a tea towel which has a coffee stain and pictures of a naked snowman? He looked down and the hid himself behind the door so I could only see his head.
"Look Charlie, do you have a problem because believe it or not, but I actually have a lot of work to do." He said calmly whilst gritting his teeth.
"Work? In a tea towel... ."
"HENNI POO! Come on darling I'm waiting... " Lallie's mum called whilst running down the stairs. I blinked un-controllably. I felt a slight faint of illness. Lallie's mum saw me. I saw her, Lallie's dad saw us we all saw each over. I stared into the floor trying to avoid contact with any of Mrs.Lallie's nudeness.
Mrs.Lallie ran behind Mr.Lallie then stared at me, I looked up disgustedly. The two looked very nervous and shakie.
"Uh Charla, didn't you um realise its chmm, five past nine, your an hour late, the bus has gone." Said Mrs.Lallie trying to smile. I nodded and ran of as fast as I could. When I turned around I saw their front door was closed and curtains were drawn. I couldn't believe it. Parents at that age still up for a bit of... well you know... . Uh... . Anyway... .. I soon remembered I was an hour late for school so I walked as slowly as I could to make it another hour. Why hadn't mum called me, hang on where was Nige when I woke up? Where was Jasmine? THOSE BLOOMIN MEANIES! They must have all gone without me, or maybe Nige went with his other friends and mum's probably in the park with Jasmine. Now that was so sly, I had just witness the nudist colony in Lallie's home because of them, those loonies.
I was slightly REALLY mad, especially as I fell AGAIN! I suppose high heels weren't the best option for walking to school in the deep snow. I also supposed that my tinniest skirt had something to do with the fact that I was freezing, in the end I decided to put my jumper back on.
After walking three miles to school I finally arrived. I pushed the gate open and went to maths which was meant to be my lesson. When I opened the door nobody was there, so I checked the drama studio and then science. I then walked slowly to the reception. I hate reception because of the receptionist and the receptionist hate's being in the reception because she hates talking to people, which makes me wonder why she became a receptionist.
Anyway Ms.Receptionist was all huffy.
"Charla what the hell are you doing here?" I glared at her and made my dump blonde face just to agitate her, and then I said,
"Well I'm in school because there is school today, and I wouldn't be in school in any other school, because this is the school I normally school in!"
Ms.Receptionist breathed strongly and counted to five in her head, she always does this, when I'm around anyway.
"Charla, I am not in the mood to mess around, go to assembly immediately!"
"Are you ever in the mood to be messed around with? By the way I am not messing around with you I am completely straight, just cause I spoke to you doesn't mean I'm flirting with you lessie!!!"
Her face went bright red and she was just about to shout but I ran of like a good little girl would. I ran right up to the assembly door, and peeped through. I saw Lallie playing rock paper scissors with Elise, I looked around for a place where I could sit and spotted one between Lucky and Tresemme (Her real name is Angie, but she has got really curly hair which flies everywhere, so we just cal her Tresemme it actually makes no sense but who cares?)
I made my entrance to the hall slowly and did a few hair flicks for the sake of it, and then I sat down my Lucky and Tresemme. Lucky was playing with her freshly curled gingery-blonde hair, she looked upset because her blue eyes were watering. Tresemme was biting her nails. I whispered to her
"What is wrong with Lucky?"
"Let's just say lucky has been slightly un-lucky recently."
"What sort of answer is that?"
"The sort of answer you get when the person your talking about can hear you!"
Lucky was staring at me the tears running through her eyes. I stared back wondering what to do, then I held her hand and gave her a hug, she hugged me back. It was cute I suppose, but I still wasn't sure what was wrong with her. We soon stopped hugging when Ms.Baileys (Ms.Balle, but her favourite drink is baileys.) our newest science teacher gestured us out to the hall. I was happy and amused as Mr.Ruben who was presentating the assembly looked annoyed because of us.
"What's wrong girls? Do you need some pads?" She said smiling, she had been joking and I and her laughed but Lucky started to cry uncontrollably.
Ms.Baileys looked surprised, she lead us both to the science room and shut he door behind us.
"Lucky what's wrong?" Ms. Baileys was particularly the only teacher who respected our nick names. Lucky just sniffled, I was feeling very awkward and worried. Ms.Baileys handed Lucky a tissue and asked her what was wrong again.
"Nothing... sniff... sniff." Lucky cried.
Why do people always say there's nothing wrong when there is obviously something wrong? Ms.Baileys made us sit down by her desk and she also sat down. Then she said,
"Lucky I already know what's wrong, would you like me to send Charla out whilst we talk about it?"
I laughed as if I didn't think Lucky would ever think of sending me out.
"Sniff... ..sooch... .snobby... ..sniff... .yes... yes... please... sniff... " Lucky said. Ms.Baileys gestured me out. I was absolutely appalled, doesn't she trust me? Why on earth wouldn't she trust me I am the most trustable person in the world of trusty people! I went in a mood as I waited for her too come back out.
When she was out she was sniffling like a bumble bee. Ms.Baileys smiled at us both and told us that our first lesson was about to start so we may as well go to our class now instead of returning to assembly.
Me and Lucky didn't say a word to each over on the way to drama. I was in a good mood again though. I love drama, it's so fun it's the only lesson when I can be myself without being sent to detention. Lucky stopped crying as we waited for the others to arrive. I was still pooped of with her, so I decided to ignore her. When our drama teacher Ms.UsedtobeinEastenders (once again we have our own name for a teacher. We call her this because she used to be in Eastenders. She didn't have a good part cause nobody knows who she used to be in it.) we all walked into the drama studio and sat in a circle as we usually do.
Ms.UsedtobeinEastenders then said,
"Right, I'm sorry guys but there is know Drama lesson today. You must all go home, the buses have been arranged. The school don't think we should have school today due to the weather."
My jaw fell to the floor cracked and went to jaw heaven,
"WHAT! Do you mean to say I walked all the way to school, just to be sent back home!!!!! Do you know that I have endured freeziness, nudity, and fell at least nine million times?! Just so you can send me back home! ACH FOR THE LOVE OF ST.ALBERTSQUARE!"
Ms.UsedtobeinEastenders just blinked, raised an eyebrow, laughed then left the studio.
I spent the rest of my day on msn gossiping. It turns out that, Lucky's father has been having an affair, and now her mother wants divorce. Why did she come to school? Why didn't she tell me first off, at the moment I'm probably the one who'd understand most how she is feeling. I confronted Lucky and apologized for ignoring her. She said she hadn't noticed I was ignoring her (Great... cough... cough), but she then apologised for not telling me (which I am only forgiving her because IM GREAT!) Lucky and I are going to go to the park tomorrow and have a snow ball fight, and talk things through.
OH I was raving with mum when I saw her. She just said,
"Well Nigel took Jasmine out to the park because he wasn't going to school, and I went down the shop. I did leave a note for you, telling you to stay off school mind, so stop being grumpy!"
Why? Why in the name of the blind guy called Ray, from the film Ray, didn't I see the note? I wasted half of my life, today!!!!
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