Another Day Undecided, chapter 2
While me and Tre ran off, the rest of the people were just standing there then the abusive police dude -he was really fat cause he ate a lot of doughnuts- started running after me and Tre. He fell down and rolled down a hill and just kept going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, and going, like the Energizer Bunny. Tre and me were laughing. Brittany, Billie, Mike, and Jennifer got back on the tour bus to try and find Tre and me.
"Where do you think those two stupid idiots went?" Brittany asked.
"Maybe they went to go get some more pot, today is 4/20 those two celebrate that day like the day Jesus was born." Mike said.
Back with me and my lover aka Tre
"Where do you think NASA is at?" I asked him while we were still running.
"Uh, duh in outer space." Tre said to me looking like a horse on meth.
"Well then, lets go." I said.
Back with the bands both missing one member.
Everyone was one the tour bus when Mike decided to drive.
"I need a song to sing. Tre always sings a song. What should I sing?" Mike asked.
"99 bottles of beer on the wall" Jennifer yelled at Mike.
"Ok that's perfect!" said Mike singing his way to the driver's seat-intoxicated.
Mike was so caught up in his song that he didn't see the big cliff up ahead.
"67 bottles of beer on the wall 67 bottles of beer take one down pass it around 56 bottles of beer on the wall... -remember I said he was under the influence.
Bump, crash, boom, BOOM. Then Billie Joe went flying out the window.
"AHHHHHHH! Billie I love you! Don't die!" Brittany yelled as she jumped out of the window after her one and only real true love. Even though he was still married to Adie and had two kids.
Back with me and Tre at NASA
"Hello, we would like to join the space service please." I said to the space dude.
"Have you ever been in space?" The space dude asked.
"Yes, both of us many, many times." Tre answered.
"We'll sure you can all we need is a urine test from the boy." The space dude said.
"Me! Why me why can't she get one. Does someone have to watch?" Tre said.
"Yes, sir I have to watch." The space dude said with an evil grin on his face.
Tre instantly felt violated. "I'm not comfortable peeing in front of other men"
I was laughing!
"Do you want to be a space dude or not?" The space dude asked.
"Ya, I want to be a space dude since Shanna does." Tre said taking the cup into the bathroom with the space dude following.
Back with the bands.
The bands landed in Watermelon Land! The leader of Watermelon Land is Amanda also known as Mellon Head! Amanda used to be a normal person and our friend but the evil, little watermelon munchkins took her and brainwashed her.
"Oh no we're in Watermelon Land!" Billie said with scratches and cuts all over him.
"That's the least of our worries, I think someone has a little crush on Billie" Mike said making kissing sounds and laughing at Brittany.
Back at NASA
"Well, Well, Well if it isn't the incredibly handsome Tre Cool." The space dude said once Tre and him were alone in the bathroom.
"Please don't look." Tre said very unbootable.
Tre pulls down his pants and then the space dude screams like a little girl
"AHH! You only have one!"
"Shut up! That's why I told you not to look!" Tre said pulling his pants up.
"Oh well I'm still taking you and that girl to outer space with me." The space dude said.
Then, the space dude takes off his mask to reveal his true self.
"Oh My God! Your Elton John!" Tre said running out of the bathroom.
"Tre is gay, Tre is gay." I said teasing him.
"Shut up that guy is Elton John." Tre said pointing at him.
"I am taking you two to outer space!" Said Elton John.
"Where do you think those two stupid idiots went?" Brittany asked.
"Maybe they went to go get some more pot, today is 4/20 those two celebrate that day like the day Jesus was born." Mike said.
Back with me and my lover aka Tre
"Where do you think NASA is at?" I asked him while we were still running.
"Uh, duh in outer space." Tre said to me looking like a horse on meth.
"Well then, lets go." I said.
Back with the bands both missing one member.
Everyone was one the tour bus when Mike decided to drive.
"I need a song to sing. Tre always sings a song. What should I sing?" Mike asked.
"99 bottles of beer on the wall" Jennifer yelled at Mike.
"Ok that's perfect!" said Mike singing his way to the driver's seat-intoxicated.
Mike was so caught up in his song that he didn't see the big cliff up ahead.
"67 bottles of beer on the wall 67 bottles of beer take one down pass it around 56 bottles of beer on the wall... -remember I said he was under the influence.
Bump, crash, boom, BOOM. Then Billie Joe went flying out the window.
"AHHHHHHH! Billie I love you! Don't die!" Brittany yelled as she jumped out of the window after her one and only real true love. Even though he was still married to Adie and had two kids.
Back with me and Tre at NASA
"Hello, we would like to join the space service please." I said to the space dude.
"Have you ever been in space?" The space dude asked.
"Yes, both of us many, many times." Tre answered.
"We'll sure you can all we need is a urine test from the boy." The space dude said.
"Me! Why me why can't she get one. Does someone have to watch?" Tre said.
"Yes, sir I have to watch." The space dude said with an evil grin on his face.
Tre instantly felt violated. "I'm not comfortable peeing in front of other men"
I was laughing!
"Do you want to be a space dude or not?" The space dude asked.
"Ya, I want to be a space dude since Shanna does." Tre said taking the cup into the bathroom with the space dude following.
Back with the bands.
The bands landed in Watermelon Land! The leader of Watermelon Land is Amanda also known as Mellon Head! Amanda used to be a normal person and our friend but the evil, little watermelon munchkins took her and brainwashed her.
"Oh no we're in Watermelon Land!" Billie said with scratches and cuts all over him.
"That's the least of our worries, I think someone has a little crush on Billie" Mike said making kissing sounds and laughing at Brittany.
Back at NASA
"Well, Well, Well if it isn't the incredibly handsome Tre Cool." The space dude said once Tre and him were alone in the bathroom.
"Please don't look." Tre said very unbootable.
Tre pulls down his pants and then the space dude screams like a little girl
"AHH! You only have one!"
"Shut up! That's why I told you not to look!" Tre said pulling his pants up.
"Oh well I'm still taking you and that girl to outer space with me." The space dude said.
Then, the space dude takes off his mask to reveal his true self.
"Oh My God! Your Elton John!" Tre said running out of the bathroom.
"Tre is gay, Tre is gay." I said teasing him.
"Shut up that guy is Elton John." Tre said pointing at him.
"I am taking you two to outer space!" Said Elton John.
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