How Green Day Will Take Over The World, chapter 1

OK... I'm gonna tell you lucky people a little story about the fate of the free world. One day, Green Day is gonna release an album called American Idiot. It's gonna be about how the president of the United States is a retard. People are gonna hear it and say "Wow, I noticed that, but I was too much of a puss to say it myself..." Then they're gonna talk to other people and the whole world is gonna agree that bush is a loser. Billie Joe, sensing the approval of his vast army of dedicated fans, is gonna run for president. He's gonna win by a landslide. His calm, collected, and peacefull demeanor will earn him great respect throughout the international community. All the nations of the world will all want to be guided by this just ond noble leader. So they will all unify under him, becoming one great punk rock nation. But since all nations will unify, we'll have no use for the word nation. Planet earth will be called Greenland. (lawsuits pending). The art of power trio rock will be taught in schools. As many people will play guitar as can read or write, (which will be a severely smaller percentage) and more importantly, no one will get shot because their country has oil.