Rachina, Green Day And I, chapter 9
*******LATER AT BILLIE JOE’S HOUSE*******
* Kym’s POV *
“No offense, but I’m bored.� I said. I never had any trouble expressing my opinions. I looked over at Billie Joe laying down on the couch while I sat on the other end leaning on a pillow.
“Yea, me too. What do you want to do?� he asked, sitting up and looking at me.
“I dunno! It’s your house and you invited me over! You should know.�
“Yeah, your right. Hey, do you want me to teach you how to put on eyeliner like I do?� he offered.
“Ok, sounds good to me,� I said, and looked over at him and smiled. He smiled back at me.
“Here, come with me to the bathroom,�
“Ok� I said, and I followed him down the hall to the bathroom. He opened up the cabinet and rummaged around looking for eyeliner. He eventually took out two of the same brand, and colour eyeliner, and handed one to me.
“Ok,� he said, and demonstrated how to put on eyeliner ‘properly’ so it was really dark, thick and slightly smudged. After we had finished, we both looked like we had black eyes, but at least we had kept ourselves occupied for at least half an hour.
“I’ve got an idea,� I said, with a prank springing into my mind. “To thanks you for teaching me that, I’ll teach you some Spanish!�
“Ok cool.� He said. I spent a couple of minutes trying to think of what to teach him.
“Ok, say Jodà el president ((I screwed the president))� I said to Billie Joe.
“Err, what does it mean?� he asked.
“It means ‘I hate the president’ in Spanish� I lied.
“Ok� After he learnt that, I though him Yo me lamo mucho which means ‘I lick myself a lot’, estoy muy peludo which means ‘I am very hairy’, soy una niña bonita which means ‘I am a pretty little girl’ and finally quiero joder oveja which means ‘I want to fuck sheep’. He eventually learnt them off by heart in that order. If you think learning that is hard, try having to contain my laughter! Not only was it that he was saying such weird things in Spanish, it was just his American accent getting in the way of pronouncing the words right! Then my phone started ringing, Green Day’s ‘Holiday’ was my ring tone. Billie Joe heard it, stopped attempting Spanish, and grinned at me. I blushed a little, and answered the phone. It was Rachina.
“Hi Ray ray�
“Hey Kym�
“See! I didn’t break my promise! If I was having sex with Billie Joe, either I wouldn’t be able to answer my mobile, or I’d be moaning right now.� After saying that, I had to laugh.
“Gross Kym! Well, I am used to it. Anyway, I’m just calling to ask if you would mind teaching me to cook something cuz I’m sort of inviting Tre over for dinner in a couple of nights and I need your help!�
“Ok, sure. Hey Rachel, do you remember Spanish? You’d better 'cause I taught Billie Joe some. You just have to listen!� and I passed the phone to Billie Joe and asked him to say to Rachel what I had taught him.
“Err, excuse my American accent. Jodà el president. ((I screwed the predident)) Yo me lamo mucho. ((I lick myself a lot)) Estoy muy peludo. ((I am very hairy)) Soy una niña bonita. ((I am a pretty little girl)) Quiero joder oveja. ((I want to fuck sheep))� by the time he was finished, Rachel and I were in hysterics!
“What? Is it my American accent? Did I pronounce something wrong? What?! What’s so funny?!?� he asked.
“Rachel, I’ll be back around 4 pm ok. Luv ya, bye.� I said, and hung up the phone. I went over to Billie Joe who was sitting on the couch still confused about why we were laughing. I sat behind him and started kissing his neck. Then he turned around to face me and I explained why we were laughing. By the end, he was blushing and said
“I SAID THAT I WANT TO SCREW SHEEP? AND THAT I FUCKED THE PRESIDENT???? Oh my god!!!� he exclaimed.
“Er, are you mad at me for any reason?� I quietly asked him.
“No!� he said and started kissing me.
After we were done making out, it was about 2:30, so I had one and a half hours before I had to go home. I looked him in the eyes, and he did the same. I smiled at him and said
“Billie Joe, I love you.� Wow. I thought I’d never fall in love, but here I was, falling further than from the heavens back to earth.
“I love you too babe� he said to me. He smiled, and then I started kissing him again. I was happy, which was weird. I’d looked for happiness in all the wrong places for like half my life so far, and here I was, I had found happiness so simply. Just being around Billie Joe made me happy, and to think I used to compensate happiness by being a badass. Well, that made me happy too, the simple joy of expressing your opinion, but here I was, in ultimate happiness simply because I was with Billie Joe.
* Kym’s POV *
“No offense, but I’m bored.� I said. I never had any trouble expressing my opinions. I looked over at Billie Joe laying down on the couch while I sat on the other end leaning on a pillow.
“Yea, me too. What do you want to do?� he asked, sitting up and looking at me.
“I dunno! It’s your house and you invited me over! You should know.�
“Yeah, your right. Hey, do you want me to teach you how to put on eyeliner like I do?� he offered.
“Ok, sounds good to me,� I said, and looked over at him and smiled. He smiled back at me.
“Here, come with me to the bathroom,�
“Ok� I said, and I followed him down the hall to the bathroom. He opened up the cabinet and rummaged around looking for eyeliner. He eventually took out two of the same brand, and colour eyeliner, and handed one to me.
“Ok,� he said, and demonstrated how to put on eyeliner ‘properly’ so it was really dark, thick and slightly smudged. After we had finished, we both looked like we had black eyes, but at least we had kept ourselves occupied for at least half an hour.
“I’ve got an idea,� I said, with a prank springing into my mind. “To thanks you for teaching me that, I’ll teach you some Spanish!�
“Ok cool.� He said. I spent a couple of minutes trying to think of what to teach him.
“Ok, say Jodà el president ((I screwed the president))� I said to Billie Joe.
“Err, what does it mean?� he asked.
“It means ‘I hate the president’ in Spanish� I lied.
“Ok� After he learnt that, I though him Yo me lamo mucho which means ‘I lick myself a lot’, estoy muy peludo which means ‘I am very hairy’, soy una niña bonita which means ‘I am a pretty little girl’ and finally quiero joder oveja which means ‘I want to fuck sheep’. He eventually learnt them off by heart in that order. If you think learning that is hard, try having to contain my laughter! Not only was it that he was saying such weird things in Spanish, it was just his American accent getting in the way of pronouncing the words right! Then my phone started ringing, Green Day’s ‘Holiday’ was my ring tone. Billie Joe heard it, stopped attempting Spanish, and grinned at me. I blushed a little, and answered the phone. It was Rachina.
“Hi Ray ray�
“Hey Kym�
“See! I didn’t break my promise! If I was having sex with Billie Joe, either I wouldn’t be able to answer my mobile, or I’d be moaning right now.� After saying that, I had to laugh.
“Gross Kym! Well, I am used to it. Anyway, I’m just calling to ask if you would mind teaching me to cook something cuz I’m sort of inviting Tre over for dinner in a couple of nights and I need your help!�
“Ok, sure. Hey Rachel, do you remember Spanish? You’d better 'cause I taught Billie Joe some. You just have to listen!� and I passed the phone to Billie Joe and asked him to say to Rachel what I had taught him.
“Err, excuse my American accent. Jodà el president. ((I screwed the predident)) Yo me lamo mucho. ((I lick myself a lot)) Estoy muy peludo. ((I am very hairy)) Soy una niña bonita. ((I am a pretty little girl)) Quiero joder oveja. ((I want to fuck sheep))� by the time he was finished, Rachel and I were in hysterics!
“What? Is it my American accent? Did I pronounce something wrong? What?! What’s so funny?!?� he asked.
“Rachel, I’ll be back around 4 pm ok. Luv ya, bye.� I said, and hung up the phone. I went over to Billie Joe who was sitting on the couch still confused about why we were laughing. I sat behind him and started kissing his neck. Then he turned around to face me and I explained why we were laughing. By the end, he was blushing and said
“I SAID THAT I WANT TO SCREW SHEEP? AND THAT I FUCKED THE PRESIDENT???? Oh my god!!!� he exclaimed.
“Er, are you mad at me for any reason?� I quietly asked him.
“No!� he said and started kissing me.
After we were done making out, it was about 2:30, so I had one and a half hours before I had to go home. I looked him in the eyes, and he did the same. I smiled at him and said
“Billie Joe, I love you.� Wow. I thought I’d never fall in love, but here I was, falling further than from the heavens back to earth.
“I love you too babe� he said to me. He smiled, and then I started kissing him again. I was happy, which was weird. I’d looked for happiness in all the wrong places for like half my life so far, and here I was, I had found happiness so simply. Just being around Billie Joe made me happy, and to think I used to compensate happiness by being a badass. Well, that made me happy too, the simple joy of expressing your opinion, but here I was, in ultimate happiness simply because I was with Billie Joe.
