Yeah I'm HIS Daughter...Gotta Problem?, chapter 4
I quickly ran inside and up the stairs. I saw my dad standing there just laughing.
"Dad, remember... PAY BACK'S A BITCH!" I yelled. He just stood there still laughing. I walked into my room and got out some clean clothes then went to take a shower. I started thinking about how to get my dad back. I poured some shampoo in my hair then realized it was honey. I screamed I couldn't believe he got me twice in one-day! I quickly washed it out the honey the dried off. I got dressed then walked back downstairs. I saw my dad and Joey talking in the backyard. I walked outside and my dad started laughing.
"You better watch your back." I said sitting down beside Joey. But before I could sit down Joey pulled me into his lap. My dad stared at Joey and I stuck out my tongue.
"Joey, remember what I said." My dad said standing up and going back inside. As soon as he went in my cell phone started ringing.
"Yup you've reached Sara Cool how may I help you?" I said laughing.
"Sara you're crazy but guess what?" I heard Shanna on the other end.
"You screwed an elephant?" I said sarcastically, this made Joey laugh.
"No. Josh and I are dating!" She screamed.
"Really?" I asked shocked.
"Yeah I have a date tonight." She said then hung up.
I laughed then closed my phone and told Joey what was going on.
"Sara I think I have a way to get 'em back." He said.
"Okay, explain." I said getting comfortable in Joey's lap.
"Well we take your cell and block the number, then we call and order 50 pizzas for Tre, my Dad and Mike. Then when they deliver them they will have to pay." Joey said confidently.
"It's crazy but it just might work." I said getting out my phone. Joey had called the pizza place and before I knew it the doorbell had rung. I let my dad get it.
"Sara Elisabeth Wright... get in here now!" I heard my dad yell. I laughed and Joey and I walked into the house and saw my dad standing beside of 50 pizzas.
"Would you like to explain why they delivered $600 worth of pizza to the house?" He asked me.
"Like I said dad, PAY BACK'S A BITCH!" I said laughing.
"What do you expect me to do with 50 pizzas?" He asked me.
"Uhh well there's lots of things you could eat some then save it for later, have a neighborhood party with pizza, feed it to Frankito's pet fish upstairs, mail it to mom in New York, throw it a people's cars." I said and I was still naming things we he cut me off.
"This is for THE GAMES isn't it?" He asked me looking at the boxes. I laughed then Joey and I ran away. We had gone to our old tree house that we could barely fit in. Just as we got in Joey's cell rang.
"Hey yeah... no I know I shouldn't have, yeah I'll be home... okay I'm sorry... no it was my idea Sara didn't do it. I'll be home. Bye." Joey said.
I looked at him and he frowned.
"Bye I gotta go, dad's pissed off at me. I love ya. Talk to you tonight on IM ok?" He said then kissed me. I nodded then we got down.
February 14 -Valentine's Day (well actually that night about 8.)
"Happy Valentines Day." Joey said to me as we continued to kiss.
"Happy Valentines Day." I said laughing. Tonight we were just going to hang around and chill out... you know take a break from our worlds. The microwave went off and Joey got up and got the popcorn and pop then walked back in.
"Here you are M'lady." He said handing me a pop then bowing.
"Why thank you Sir Joseph." I said laughing. We had just got finished watching a medieval movie.
"Lady Sara shall we dance?" He asked taking my hand.
"Sir Joseph I mustn't dance with you my parents would not allow it." I said laughing. He kinda yanked me up playfully then started dancing with me. I was laughing, that was until Billie and Adie walked in. Billie cleared his throat just as Joey was leaning me back. He dropped me because it scared him.
"Oh my god... Sara, are you okay?" Adie asked me walking over and helping me up.
"Yeah I'm fine." I said standing up. Joey looked at Billie who was laughing his head off.
"C'mon Sara I'll drive ya home." Joey said after rolling his eyes at Billie. I agreed then told Adie and Billie bye.
Once we were out in the car Joey started apologizing about how embarrassing his parents were. I told him everything was perfectly fine. We had finally pulled into the driveway and Joey gave a kiss goodnight but before long it kinda turned out into a make out session. I basically am sitting on his lap. I suddenly heard a tap on the window. I jumped then saw my Dad standing there. FOL (fuck outta luck.) I thought to my self.
"Dad, remember... PAY BACK'S A BITCH!" I yelled. He just stood there still laughing. I walked into my room and got out some clean clothes then went to take a shower. I started thinking about how to get my dad back. I poured some shampoo in my hair then realized it was honey. I screamed I couldn't believe he got me twice in one-day! I quickly washed it out the honey the dried off. I got dressed then walked back downstairs. I saw my dad and Joey talking in the backyard. I walked outside and my dad started laughing.
"You better watch your back." I said sitting down beside Joey. But before I could sit down Joey pulled me into his lap. My dad stared at Joey and I stuck out my tongue.
"Joey, remember what I said." My dad said standing up and going back inside. As soon as he went in my cell phone started ringing.
"Yup you've reached Sara Cool how may I help you?" I said laughing.
"Sara you're crazy but guess what?" I heard Shanna on the other end.
"You screwed an elephant?" I said sarcastically, this made Joey laugh.
"No. Josh and I are dating!" She screamed.
"Really?" I asked shocked.
"Yeah I have a date tonight." She said then hung up.
I laughed then closed my phone and told Joey what was going on.
"Sara I think I have a way to get 'em back." He said.
"Okay, explain." I said getting comfortable in Joey's lap.
"Well we take your cell and block the number, then we call and order 50 pizzas for Tre, my Dad and Mike. Then when they deliver them they will have to pay." Joey said confidently.
"It's crazy but it just might work." I said getting out my phone. Joey had called the pizza place and before I knew it the doorbell had rung. I let my dad get it.
"Sara Elisabeth Wright... get in here now!" I heard my dad yell. I laughed and Joey and I walked into the house and saw my dad standing beside of 50 pizzas.
"Would you like to explain why they delivered $600 worth of pizza to the house?" He asked me.
"Like I said dad, PAY BACK'S A BITCH!" I said laughing.
"What do you expect me to do with 50 pizzas?" He asked me.
"Uhh well there's lots of things you could eat some then save it for later, have a neighborhood party with pizza, feed it to Frankito's pet fish upstairs, mail it to mom in New York, throw it a people's cars." I said and I was still naming things we he cut me off.
"This is for THE GAMES isn't it?" He asked me looking at the boxes. I laughed then Joey and I ran away. We had gone to our old tree house that we could barely fit in. Just as we got in Joey's cell rang.
"Hey yeah... no I know I shouldn't have, yeah I'll be home... okay I'm sorry... no it was my idea Sara didn't do it. I'll be home. Bye." Joey said.
I looked at him and he frowned.
"Bye I gotta go, dad's pissed off at me. I love ya. Talk to you tonight on IM ok?" He said then kissed me. I nodded then we got down.
February 14 -Valentine's Day (well actually that night about 8.)
"Happy Valentines Day." Joey said to me as we continued to kiss.
"Happy Valentines Day." I said laughing. Tonight we were just going to hang around and chill out... you know take a break from our worlds. The microwave went off and Joey got up and got the popcorn and pop then walked back in.
"Here you are M'lady." He said handing me a pop then bowing.
"Why thank you Sir Joseph." I said laughing. We had just got finished watching a medieval movie.
"Lady Sara shall we dance?" He asked taking my hand.
"Sir Joseph I mustn't dance with you my parents would not allow it." I said laughing. He kinda yanked me up playfully then started dancing with me. I was laughing, that was until Billie and Adie walked in. Billie cleared his throat just as Joey was leaning me back. He dropped me because it scared him.
"Oh my god... Sara, are you okay?" Adie asked me walking over and helping me up.
"Yeah I'm fine." I said standing up. Joey looked at Billie who was laughing his head off.
"C'mon Sara I'll drive ya home." Joey said after rolling his eyes at Billie. I agreed then told Adie and Billie bye.
Once we were out in the car Joey started apologizing about how embarrassing his parents were. I told him everything was perfectly fine. We had finally pulled into the driveway and Joey gave a kiss goodnight but before long it kinda turned out into a make out session. I basically am sitting on his lap. I suddenly heard a tap on the window. I jumped then saw my Dad standing there. FOL (fuck outta luck.) I thought to my self.