Tre's Wonderful Adventures...Oh And Billie And Mike Are In The Story Too. Sequel To: Story Time With Green Day., chapter 1
"Got any three's?" asked Tre.
"Go fish," said Billie.
"Damnit," Tre sighed and took off his underwear.
The Green Day trio were high and playing Stip poker but they were actually playing Go Fish because the stupid writers don't know how to play it.
Later on they were completely naked so, Billie wanting to be a nudist and all ran around then went to an arcade and played some games then went and got drunk.
He returned home drunk and had a green bow in his hair and took out a rolling pin and started chasing Mike around the house.
"BITCH MAKE ME SOME FUCKING WEED!" Billie screamed.
"NO! I have to find Nemo!" Mike screamed. They ran out into the back and found Nemo aka. Tre in the large fish tank swimming around.
"It's a mermaid!" exclaimed Billie, wide eyed.
Tre did a backflip and continued to swim around.
***
"I want to rub his head!" exclaimed Billie.
"No! Me!" yelled Mike.
"No you fucktards me!" shouted Tre.
They were fighting over who gets to rub Jay's mystical magical bald head. (No you pervs they don't want to give head.)
They got in a bitch slap fight.
Mike and Billie were bitch slapping each other while Tre was bitch slapping himself.
Tre then went into the other room and put on his pink hat he wears in King For A Day.
"Ehem. Today is Pink Hat Day! Whoever wears a pink hat gets to hump me!" said Tre.
Billie and Mike stopped bitch slapping and Billie put on twenty hats and Mike put on one because he was jelous and thought that he was sexier.
Billie humped Tre twenety times then went on a humping rampage again and started humping Mike.
Tre rubbed Jay's head and wished for a diamond asshole.
***
Joey sat in his room bored so he decided to prank Billie.
He got out a big fake hand and put it in the toilet.
Billie then went into the bathroom to piss then screamed.
"IT'S GONNA GET ME! IT'S GONNA GET ME!" he screamed.
"Dad," said Joey. "Relax, it's only Tre trying to grab you."
"Oh, I'll get you for that Tre!" Billie exclaimed, jumping inside the toilet. Billie flew down the drain pipes and into the sewer.
"Ew it smell's like shit in here." He started walking down the long smelly tunnel.
He reached the end of the tunnel to meet....the Charman bears.
"What the fuck are you guys doing here?" Billie asked.
"We're here plotting to steal Brad Pitt's toilet paper," said one of the bears.
"Oh, cool."
"You're friend stole our cookies!" said the big Charman bear.
"Tre? Is that why you stole his toilet paper?" The bears nodded.
"You fucktards! Who gives a shit about cookies?"
"We do! We shall now battle!" Billie and the Charman bears battled for hours until finally they gave up and went to take a shit and wipe their asses with the toilet paper they stole from Travis Barker.
Billie ran out of the sewer as fast and quietly as he could and pulled himself up and out of his own toilet.
He went downstairs and found Tre and Mike watching their old show with Joey and Jakob. Billie walked over to Tre and bitch slapped him.
"Ow! What the fuck was that for?" asked Tre, rubbing his cheek.
"For eating the Charman bear's cookies!" exclaimed Billie.
"So? I was hungry and their good cooks!"
Mike bitch slapped Tre.
"Ow! What was that for?"
"Your fun to slap," said Mike.
Joey and Jakob started bitch slapping Tre with Mike and Billie.
***
"Ah what a day, thanks for reading the first chapter of our sequal ladies and germs," said Tre.
"Yup, thanks for tuning in and following along. There's alot more where that came from," said Mike.
Billie sat in the corner on a tiny little chair picking his nose with a tall pointy hat on that said "dunce".
"Tune in next time for another chapter of 'Tre's Wonderful Adventures...Oh And Billie And Mike Are In The Story Too. (Sequel To: Story Time With Green Day)'"
"Go fish," said Billie.
"Damnit," Tre sighed and took off his underwear.
The Green Day trio were high and playing Stip poker but they were actually playing Go Fish because the stupid writers don't know how to play it.
Later on they were completely naked so, Billie wanting to be a nudist and all ran around then went to an arcade and played some games then went and got drunk.
He returned home drunk and had a green bow in his hair and took out a rolling pin and started chasing Mike around the house.
"BITCH MAKE ME SOME FUCKING WEED!" Billie screamed.
"NO! I have to find Nemo!" Mike screamed. They ran out into the back and found Nemo aka. Tre in the large fish tank swimming around.
"It's a mermaid!" exclaimed Billie, wide eyed.
Tre did a backflip and continued to swim around.
***
"I want to rub his head!" exclaimed Billie.
"No! Me!" yelled Mike.
"No you fucktards me!" shouted Tre.
They were fighting over who gets to rub Jay's mystical magical bald head. (No you pervs they don't want to give head.)
They got in a bitch slap fight.
Mike and Billie were bitch slapping each other while Tre was bitch slapping himself.
Tre then went into the other room and put on his pink hat he wears in King For A Day.
"Ehem. Today is Pink Hat Day! Whoever wears a pink hat gets to hump me!" said Tre.
Billie and Mike stopped bitch slapping and Billie put on twenty hats and Mike put on one because he was jelous and thought that he was sexier.
Billie humped Tre twenety times then went on a humping rampage again and started humping Mike.
Tre rubbed Jay's head and wished for a diamond asshole.
***
Joey sat in his room bored so he decided to prank Billie.
He got out a big fake hand and put it in the toilet.
Billie then went into the bathroom to piss then screamed.
"IT'S GONNA GET ME! IT'S GONNA GET ME!" he screamed.
"Dad," said Joey. "Relax, it's only Tre trying to grab you."
"Oh, I'll get you for that Tre!" Billie exclaimed, jumping inside the toilet. Billie flew down the drain pipes and into the sewer.
"Ew it smell's like shit in here." He started walking down the long smelly tunnel.
He reached the end of the tunnel to meet....the Charman bears.
"What the fuck are you guys doing here?" Billie asked.
"We're here plotting to steal Brad Pitt's toilet paper," said one of the bears.
"Oh, cool."
"You're friend stole our cookies!" said the big Charman bear.
"Tre? Is that why you stole his toilet paper?" The bears nodded.
"You fucktards! Who gives a shit about cookies?"
"We do! We shall now battle!" Billie and the Charman bears battled for hours until finally they gave up and went to take a shit and wipe their asses with the toilet paper they stole from Travis Barker.
Billie ran out of the sewer as fast and quietly as he could and pulled himself up and out of his own toilet.
He went downstairs and found Tre and Mike watching their old show with Joey and Jakob. Billie walked over to Tre and bitch slapped him.
"Ow! What the fuck was that for?" asked Tre, rubbing his cheek.
"For eating the Charman bear's cookies!" exclaimed Billie.
"So? I was hungry and their good cooks!"
Mike bitch slapped Tre.
"Ow! What was that for?"
"Your fun to slap," said Mike.
Joey and Jakob started bitch slapping Tre with Mike and Billie.
***
"Ah what a day, thanks for reading the first chapter of our sequal ladies and germs," said Tre.
"Yup, thanks for tuning in and following along. There's alot more where that came from," said Mike.
Billie sat in the corner on a tiny little chair picking his nose with a tall pointy hat on that said "dunce".
"Tune in next time for another chapter of 'Tre's Wonderful Adventures...Oh And Billie And Mike Are In The Story Too. (Sequel To: Story Time With Green Day)'"
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