Tre's Wonderful Adventures...Oh And Billie And Mike Are In The Story Too. Sequel To: Story Time With Green Day., chapter 10
Billie, Mike and Tre went to Taco Bell on their way home from an apartment building.
There were a few cars in the parking lot and it looked like it was open, so Tre and Mike went inside while Bilie stayed out in the car. Mike and Tre got inside and went up to the front counter and someone came over.
"We're not open right now. How did you get in? Was the door unlocked?" she asked stupidly.
"No, I crawled under the crack of the door," said Mike.
"Yeah, and I was hiding in the bathroom, I ate all the left over's last night and slept in the bathroom, didn't you see me this morning while you were scrubing the toilets?" asked Tre.
Mike and Tre turned around and started laughing while heading out to the car and pulled away,
"Hard heavy breathing...hump a trunk..ducks are cool, why am I thinking about ducks during sex? priceless...am I high? Chocolate thongs and big hairy balls, Oooooh how I love to sex, moaning and groaning, and ooooooohing, Oooh how I love to sex. And I can't think of anymore 'cause I have a date at 6 tonight, tonight that I'm gonna seeeeeexxxx," said Tre.
"Uhh...Tre, you don't have a date," said Billie.
"DAMN YOU BILLIE! MAYBE I WANTED THE DAMN READERS TO THINK I WAS GETTING MY CHEETO LICKED TONIGHT!"
"NOT MY PRESCIOUS PEANUT!" cried Mike.
"NOOOOO!" cried Tre. They had a funeral for Mike's peanut and got drunk at the memorial servace.
"OOOOH PEANUT, YOU ALWAYS MADE ME MOAN WHEN I WANTED MY CHEETO LICKED," cried Billie.
Tre slaps Billie and says, "BILLIE YOU TRUNK HUMPER! THE CHEETO THING IS MY LINE; BITCH CHICKEN!"
"SHUT YOUR ASSES YOU HINEY HUMPERS! PEANUT WAS ONE OF MY BEST FRIEND'S! I MISS HIM! WAAAAH!!! HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTOOD ME!" cried Mike.
"Boy sex, boy sex, boy sex, boy sex!" exclaimed Tre, while clapping his hands like a two year old and laughing hysterically.
***
Tre was walking down the street when he saw this old guy and noticed the cool stick he was using to walk with, so Tre wanted it.
He walked over and grabbed the guy's cane.
"Give me back my pimp stick, you whippersnapper!" he cried.
"No, my bitches are worse about the rules than yours, hommie G, I need this for the whorides and hojogys," said Tre.
"Fine, fine, but the gum wrapper licking kittens might come after you," said the old man strangly.
"I'll bash those bitches head's in if they do," said Tre, walking away.
That night Tre dreamt that there was a hamster named Earl chasing him around with a chainsaw trying to cut his head off....he really need's to stop eating them gummy bear's before bed.
***
Tre and Jason were sitting around Billie's house one day for some strange reason drinking chunky monkies.
"Let's go to Wal*Mart!" said Tre.
"OKAY!" exclaimed Jason.
They finished their milkshakes and ran out to Tre's SUV and drove off.
When they got there there were about 4000 senior's doing their shopping and getting ready for they're potluck at Thursday night bingo.
They walked through the bras and panties and then they saw...KEVIN FEDERLINE!
Then they run into Fergie, and Tre has an almost death experience from a mint, then he almost dies again because there are "Pete" pictures everywhere.
All of a sudden, aliens from the third relm pop out of nowhere and try to kill Fergie, then she sprays them with mace then she explodes.
Then kevin bawls and tries to save her, then Pete comes over and beats the shit out of him then laughs evily.
The Pete flies away to somewhere...like...across the street to a shop.
Then Kevin dies weirdly because of Pete's peenus powers.
And then Pete is distracted 'cause he's camera whoring and Tre tries to shoplift by shoving stuff down his pants.
Jason rides a girly trike around and gets arrested for trying to run over the securtiy officer and for cussing him for being in his side of the lane.
Then Tre gets arrested for stealing Pete's camera and shoving it down his pants and Pete gets arrested for disorderly conduct and sexual harrasment for shoving his hand down Tres pants.
Then the aliens leave 'cause they gotta go back to the hood.
Then Jason screams like a girl and goes, "OH MY GOD! CASEY IS ONLY 7 INCHES LONG!"
***
Stella was watching a movie with Joey on a dark and stormy afternoon, while Billie, Mike, Tre, and Jason were upstairs dressed in drag watching for tornadoes.
Stella and Joey were watching "Signs", Stella has a huge crush on Joaquin Phoenix.
All of a sudden, there's a knock on the door.
Since it's Billie's house and Joey lives there, he goes and answers it, then screams like a girl.
"CHEY! I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN FOR-EV-ER!" he screamed somemore, hugging Chey.
Chey's 5'8", with black hair and green eyes, she actually looks kinda like Billie, but no relation and acts just like Tre.
Lura walked through the door shutting it.
Lura has blue/green eyes and is 5''7", with reddish brown hair.
"OH MY GOSH! LURA!" Joey ran over and hugged Lura.
"Hey, Joe, how's life?" she asked him, laughing.
"Good. STELLA! LURA AND CHEY ARE HERE!"
Stella ran over and hugged Lura while Joey went back to hugging Chey.
Joey's always had a little crush on Chey, Lura's the only one who knows.
All of a sudden Jason comes down the steps wearing a purple hooker outfit with a whip and spots Lura, the Tre follows behind, wearing a bright blue outfit that looks like the ones the sluts in the "Holiday" video wear, and spots Chey.
Jason and Tre run over and Tre jumps on Chey, almost knocking her down and hugging her and Jason litterally jumps on Lura and knocks her down, hugging her.
"OH MY GOD! YOU GUYS ARE HERE! BILLIE! MIKE! CHEY AND LURA ARE HERE!" Tre screamed.
*Upstairs With Billie and Mike.*
Billie and Mike looked each other grinning, then Mike handcuffed Billie to the bed post and ran down the steps, tripping on the last ten.
He got up pretending that just didn't happen and ran right through the door, missing the two guests.
"Geeze, how longs it been since we've seen you guys?" asked Tre.
"Hmm...a year. We're been making sure you stupid fucks were doing as told and shiz like that, you know?" said Chey.
"Yeah, and by the way, how you guys managed to get us to have you guys make a different show, I shall never know..." said Lura.
Jason grinned, he had always been sorta fond of Lura.
Lura and Chey are both 31.
"Yeah...Billie's the one who talked them into it," said Mike, coming out of the kitchen wearing his french maid dress with a platter of coffee in his hand.
"Where is Billie anyways?" asked Chey.
"Uhh..." Mike looked shifty then ran up the steps to get Billie.
Billie and Mike returned a few moments later.
"Hey Billie, long time no see," said Chey, grinning.
"HEY CHEY!" Billie ran over and gave her a hug.
"Don't I get a hug you asshole?" asked Lura, laughing.
Billie laughed then hugged Lura.
Stella jumped on Lura's lap and started talking to her about how she's been in the past year since they've parted.
"So, what brings you from your lovely homes in the Midwest?" asked Mike.
"Well," Lura started. "You're contract for this show is up..." she trailed off, then a small smile appeared on her face.
"And we need you guys to either renew the contract, make a new one for a different show or, just call it quits," finished Chey.
"ZOMG BILLIE CAN WE DO ANOTHER SHOW!? PLEASE!? PLEASE?! PLEASE?!" begged Tre.
"Yeah! And I'm jusr starting to get more attention around here," said Jason, pouting.
"What do you think, Mike?" asked Billie.
Joey and Stella looked hopeful.
"I agree with Jase and Tre," said Mike.
"Okay, then it's settled, we'll start a whole new contract and have a whole new show, ONLY you two have to be in it," said Billie, smirking.
Chey and Lura looked at each other and grinned.
"Deal," they said together.
To Be Continued...
There were a few cars in the parking lot and it looked like it was open, so Tre and Mike went inside while Bilie stayed out in the car. Mike and Tre got inside and went up to the front counter and someone came over.
"We're not open right now. How did you get in? Was the door unlocked?" she asked stupidly.
"No, I crawled under the crack of the door," said Mike.
"Yeah, and I was hiding in the bathroom, I ate all the left over's last night and slept in the bathroom, didn't you see me this morning while you were scrubing the toilets?" asked Tre.
Mike and Tre turned around and started laughing while heading out to the car and pulled away,
"Hard heavy breathing...hump a trunk..ducks are cool, why am I thinking about ducks during sex? priceless...am I high? Chocolate thongs and big hairy balls, Oooooh how I love to sex, moaning and groaning, and ooooooohing, Oooh how I love to sex. And I can't think of anymore 'cause I have a date at 6 tonight, tonight that I'm gonna seeeeeexxxx," said Tre.
"Uhh...Tre, you don't have a date," said Billie.
"DAMN YOU BILLIE! MAYBE I WANTED THE DAMN READERS TO THINK I WAS GETTING MY CHEETO LICKED TONIGHT!"
"NOT MY PRESCIOUS PEANUT!" cried Mike.
"NOOOOO!" cried Tre. They had a funeral for Mike's peanut and got drunk at the memorial servace.
"OOOOH PEANUT, YOU ALWAYS MADE ME MOAN WHEN I WANTED MY CHEETO LICKED," cried Billie.
Tre slaps Billie and says, "BILLIE YOU TRUNK HUMPER! THE CHEETO THING IS MY LINE; BITCH CHICKEN!"
"SHUT YOUR ASSES YOU HINEY HUMPERS! PEANUT WAS ONE OF MY BEST FRIEND'S! I MISS HIM! WAAAAH!!! HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO UNDERSTOOD ME!" cried Mike.
"Boy sex, boy sex, boy sex, boy sex!" exclaimed Tre, while clapping his hands like a two year old and laughing hysterically.
***
Tre was walking down the street when he saw this old guy and noticed the cool stick he was using to walk with, so Tre wanted it.
He walked over and grabbed the guy's cane.
"Give me back my pimp stick, you whippersnapper!" he cried.
"No, my bitches are worse about the rules than yours, hommie G, I need this for the whorides and hojogys," said Tre.
"Fine, fine, but the gum wrapper licking kittens might come after you," said the old man strangly.
"I'll bash those bitches head's in if they do," said Tre, walking away.
That night Tre dreamt that there was a hamster named Earl chasing him around with a chainsaw trying to cut his head off....he really need's to stop eating them gummy bear's before bed.
***
Tre and Jason were sitting around Billie's house one day for some strange reason drinking chunky monkies.
"Let's go to Wal*Mart!" said Tre.
"OKAY!" exclaimed Jason.
They finished their milkshakes and ran out to Tre's SUV and drove off.
When they got there there were about 4000 senior's doing their shopping and getting ready for they're potluck at Thursday night bingo.
They walked through the bras and panties and then they saw...KEVIN FEDERLINE!
Then they run into Fergie, and Tre has an almost death experience from a mint, then he almost dies again because there are "Pete" pictures everywhere.
All of a sudden, aliens from the third relm pop out of nowhere and try to kill Fergie, then she sprays them with mace then she explodes.
Then kevin bawls and tries to save her, then Pete comes over and beats the shit out of him then laughs evily.
The Pete flies away to somewhere...like...across the street to a shop.
Then Kevin dies weirdly because of Pete's peenus powers.
And then Pete is distracted 'cause he's camera whoring and Tre tries to shoplift by shoving stuff down his pants.
Jason rides a girly trike around and gets arrested for trying to run over the securtiy officer and for cussing him for being in his side of the lane.
Then Tre gets arrested for stealing Pete's camera and shoving it down his pants and Pete gets arrested for disorderly conduct and sexual harrasment for shoving his hand down Tres pants.
Then the aliens leave 'cause they gotta go back to the hood.
Then Jason screams like a girl and goes, "OH MY GOD! CASEY IS ONLY 7 INCHES LONG!"
***
Stella was watching a movie with Joey on a dark and stormy afternoon, while Billie, Mike, Tre, and Jason were upstairs dressed in drag watching for tornadoes.
Stella and Joey were watching "Signs", Stella has a huge crush on Joaquin Phoenix.
All of a sudden, there's a knock on the door.
Since it's Billie's house and Joey lives there, he goes and answers it, then screams like a girl.
"CHEY! I HAVENT SEEN YOU IN FOR-EV-ER!" he screamed somemore, hugging Chey.
Chey's 5'8", with black hair and green eyes, she actually looks kinda like Billie, but no relation and acts just like Tre.
Lura walked through the door shutting it.
Lura has blue/green eyes and is 5''7", with reddish brown hair.
"OH MY GOSH! LURA!" Joey ran over and hugged Lura.
"Hey, Joe, how's life?" she asked him, laughing.
"Good. STELLA! LURA AND CHEY ARE HERE!"
Stella ran over and hugged Lura while Joey went back to hugging Chey.
Joey's always had a little crush on Chey, Lura's the only one who knows.
All of a sudden Jason comes down the steps wearing a purple hooker outfit with a whip and spots Lura, the Tre follows behind, wearing a bright blue outfit that looks like the ones the sluts in the "Holiday" video wear, and spots Chey.
Jason and Tre run over and Tre jumps on Chey, almost knocking her down and hugging her and Jason litterally jumps on Lura and knocks her down, hugging her.
"OH MY GOD! YOU GUYS ARE HERE! BILLIE! MIKE! CHEY AND LURA ARE HERE!" Tre screamed.
*Upstairs With Billie and Mike.*
Billie and Mike looked each other grinning, then Mike handcuffed Billie to the bed post and ran down the steps, tripping on the last ten.
He got up pretending that just didn't happen and ran right through the door, missing the two guests.
"Geeze, how longs it been since we've seen you guys?" asked Tre.
"Hmm...a year. We're been making sure you stupid fucks were doing as told and shiz like that, you know?" said Chey.
"Yeah, and by the way, how you guys managed to get us to have you guys make a different show, I shall never know..." said Lura.
Jason grinned, he had always been sorta fond of Lura.
Lura and Chey are both 31.
"Yeah...Billie's the one who talked them into it," said Mike, coming out of the kitchen wearing his french maid dress with a platter of coffee in his hand.
"Where is Billie anyways?" asked Chey.
"Uhh..." Mike looked shifty then ran up the steps to get Billie.
Billie and Mike returned a few moments later.
"Hey Billie, long time no see," said Chey, grinning.
"HEY CHEY!" Billie ran over and gave her a hug.
"Don't I get a hug you asshole?" asked Lura, laughing.
Billie laughed then hugged Lura.
Stella jumped on Lura's lap and started talking to her about how she's been in the past year since they've parted.
"So, what brings you from your lovely homes in the Midwest?" asked Mike.
"Well," Lura started. "You're contract for this show is up..." she trailed off, then a small smile appeared on her face.
"And we need you guys to either renew the contract, make a new one for a different show or, just call it quits," finished Chey.
"ZOMG BILLIE CAN WE DO ANOTHER SHOW!? PLEASE!? PLEASE?! PLEASE?!" begged Tre.
"Yeah! And I'm jusr starting to get more attention around here," said Jason, pouting.
"What do you think, Mike?" asked Billie.
Joey and Stella looked hopeful.
"I agree with Jase and Tre," said Mike.
"Okay, then it's settled, we'll start a whole new contract and have a whole new show, ONLY you two have to be in it," said Billie, smirking.
Chey and Lura looked at each other and grinned.
"Deal," they said together.
To Be Continued...
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