Tre's Wonderful Adventures...Oh And Billie And Mike Are In The Story Too. Sequel To: Story Time With Green Day., chapter 4
Billie Joe, Mike and Tre were watching porno in Tre's livingroom.
Mike was covering "himself" and Tre was laughing.
All of a sudden Billie did the same thing as Mike but Tre didn't because prono was like little kid movies to him.
Tre all of a sudden grabbed them and drug them to the mall to see people's reactions to their boners.
"Excuse me ma'am, would you like this man in your bed?" asked Tre, to a random woman that looked like she was 30.
Billie started wiggling his eyebrows until the lady attacked him and started kissing him.
Then Mike walked by and attacked him.
Billie then started to fake cry to Tre took him into the bathroom and washed his face and they left Mike.
Then Mike came into the bathroom almost vomiting and said, "You little fucker! You left me out there with the old people!"
Then Mike picked Tre up and threw him outside and a little old lady says, "I already fucked him, sunny."
"THAT NEVER HAPPENED!" yelled Tre. (It didn't)
The old lady then dissapeared so they went home.
When they get home Billie and Mike start watching tv and the old lady is STANDING RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.
"Oh my god she's stalking us Mikey!" Billie whispered in Mike's ear.
So, Mike gets up and shuts the blindes then she dissapears....RIGHT INTO THE LIVINGROOM!
So, she trys to rape Billie and Mike and starts asking for a threesome.
Then they call the police.
The old lady looked at Tre.
"I'm your grandmother." she says.
"No wait.....I'm not." (She has the memory of a fish)
So, she forgets she tried to rape them.
So, she said she didn't try to rape them and dissapears.
Then Billie and Mike stayed inside for a week because they were afraid of her.
But they never saw her again because she forgot where they lived.
And they say their never watching prono again but they find Tre in the livingroom watching it.
Because it made them get in the situation in the first place.
***
Billie, Mike and Tre are walking down the street talking about random sex..
Tre says..."Billie whats sex?"
Billie goes,"Tre It's random hot junkie sex with ring pops until they explode
into fudge and butt fuck America like the aliens did in star trek to chubaka
and a dog who went to New York to find a big apple named Giligans Island."
"REALLY OH MY GOD! I LOVE SEX NOW YAYAYAY!!" exclaimed Tre.
They keep walking until they get to a random store called Green Day Merchandise
Mike goes,"WHOA! that store has our band name on it!"
Tre grabs his camera and goes "KODAK MOMENT BITCHES MUAHAHA!!"
All of a sudden sex hungey teenies come and attack Billie, tackling him to
the ground. Billie goes,"A LIL HELP HERE?"
Mike and Tre just laugh and go,"No,we like to see you get raped by random 11
year olds, it makes you look like a pedophile!!"
Billie then says he will give them all a naked picture of him if they get off
all the teenies get off and say "No! just pull down your pants and it
will save us all time."
Billie stares with a weird 'what the fuck, you whore' look on his face.
Billie then screams like a girl and runs away leaving Mike and Tre behind.
Their still laughing there asses off until one teenie goes "Hi Mike baby."
and another goes, "Hey schmexy. " to Tre
They then try to run away but Tre cant because this one teenie is like attached
to his leg so he picks her up and runs off with Mike and the teenie after Billie
finally they find Billie in a store called "Pretty in Pink"
They walk in to see Billie trying on a tutu and he asked,"Guys does
this make me look fat?"
Then they leave because Tre is all pissy 'cause when he went to the gas station for some m&m's they only had mini ones so he thoguht they were ripping him off.
Anyways, as they went to the laundry mat for no reason that stupid teenie was still with
them going, "OOOOOOH TRE OOOOOOH! I LOVE YOU TRE! I LOVE YOU! OOOOOH!" moaning and making whore noises so Billie pulls her of Tre's leg and goes "I'm so sorry about the news."
Then teenie goes,"What news?"
Billie says,"Your a whore I'm really sorry, best wishes to the chinchilla that was put in my coco puffs who went through the sewer named hobo.The McDonalds man in hannival with afroman who likes to smoke weed through a pepsi can even though big bird gave everyone
bird flu down on Seasame Street. We still love his tutti fruitti bubble gum flavered
pop named ass or assman who once loved Tre. So Tre right now is taking lil whore. I'm really sorry."
The teenie just stares at him.
"DAMN YOU TRE AND YOUR FUCKING SHARPIES!"
Tre whimpers.
"I'm sorry Tre." Billie hugs him then the teenie goes.
"I know how you guy's met."says the whore teenie.
"Uhh no you don't, you fucking twat." Billie says
"Uhh yeah I do, Billie don't be silly.Hehe." said the teenie.
"Okay then, how did we meet?" Billie asked.
"Well, since tre met you when you were making the American Idiot cd last year and
then met Mike at McDonalds 'cause you used to work there and that is when your
cd came out" said the whore smiling.
"Uh ...erm.. we have more then one cd." says Billie getting mad because of the annoying teenie.
"No you don't."
"Yes we do."
"Nuh uh."
"Uh huh, I think I would know if we have more then one." "No you wouldn't."
"Uhhh okay...you know your still a whore."
"Yes, I know I'm a whore. But you make a good amount of money you know."
"Sure why not, your also annoying and we have to go." Billie then
picked her up and shoved her into the washing machine.
"DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN!" said Tre.
So, Billie opened the door and stuffed the teenie inside the washing machine...again.
"YAYAYAYAYAYA!!" Exclaimed Tre, jumping up and down clapping.
They then, left the laundry mat and went home, tired from today's adventures.
***
Tre sat in his chair on a dark and stormy night reading.....DUN DUN DUN!!! THE BARNEY BOOK!
Tre was so scared, he thought giant purple monster's will come get him.
Mike was sitting in the same room with Tre and Billie reading scary story's from a book by Alvin Schwartz.
The book was called Scary Stories. More Tales To Chill Your Bones.
He was reading the story called, "Such Thing's Happen." it was a story about a witch, Mike hated witches.
He does a raindance to keep them away.
Billie was just looking out the window when Jakob came running down the steps. (They were staying the night because Adrienne was away visiting her relatives and it was 1 in the morning.)
"Dad, Joey's side of the bed is wet." said Jakob.
'Uh oh...' Billie thought.
"Did you spill water on him like you did last time?" asked Tre. Mike was too busy hiding under a blanket reading his story, freaking out.
"No." said Jake.
"Okay, is he awake?" said Billie.
"Yeah, he's in the bathroom freaking out."
"Do you think?" said Tre.
"Sound's like it.." said Billie.
Billie, Mike, Tre and Jake ran up the steps.
Billie knocked on the bathroom door.
"Joe, you alright bud?" he said.
"No." Joey sniffled.
"Can I come in?" he asked.
"Promise not to laugh?" Joey asked.
"I promise. you two go downstairs," he said to Mike and Jakob. "you go in their room and change the sheet's." Billie said to Tre. Tre nodded and did as he was told.
Mike and Jakob went downstairs and sat down on the couch.
"Is Joey okay?" asked Jakob, worriedly.
"Yeah, he's just going through a stage at the moment."
"Ooooh..." Jakob looked out the window.
Mike picked up his book and read a story called "The Wolf Girl."
Five minute's later Tre came down and sat next to Mike and Jakob and whispered in Mike's ear then looked out the window with Jakob. "G-guy's.....there's no such thing's as ghost's or anything, right?" asked Mike.
Jakob and Tre looked at each other and started laughing.
"What's the logical answer to that?" asked Jakob. For a 9 year old, he's damn smart.
"Erm.......1924?" said Mike, blinking.
"Erm...yeah, we'll go with that." said Tre.
Half an hour later Billie came down and told Jakob to go back to bed.
"Okay, night Dad, night Mike, night Tre." he said, hugging all three of them.
"Night." they all said.
After Jakob went upstairs, Mike asked, "So, what was wrong with Joey?"
"He became a man.." said Billie.
"He did?" said Tre," YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!! BACHLER PARTY!!!" Tre started jumping on the couch then put on a party hat and blew up balloon's.
"Tre settle down! It's 2 in the morning." said Mike.
"Fiiiine."
Tre went up stairs and into Joey and Jakob's room.
He opened the door and sat next to Joey and Joey woke up and looked at him.
Tre began to sing, "Well I'm ever upper class gh society, God's gift to the ballroom notorietly, I always fill my ballroom. The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all. Oh I've got big ball's. And they're such big ball's Dirty big ball's And he's got big ball's. And she's got big balls. But we've got the biggest balls of them all and my balls."
Joey looked confused.
"It's okay Joey, they will grow. So don't worry, you will have big ball's like us THREE! Well, there's only 5 but that's okay. 'Cause see Joey, I ONLY HAVE ONE but that's okay." said Tre.
"Ermm....okay...Tre?"
"Yeah?"
"Get out so I can sleep."
"Okay night night Joe."
Tre left the room and went downstairs and fell asleep with Billie and Mike.
The next morning Joey was crying because Jakob was making fun of how small he is.
"Jakob, don't tease your brother." said Billie.
"Sorry dad, but Joey is very small.." said Jakob laughing.
"So am I and you don't make fun of me!" said Billie.
"Yeah but...your my dad....duh."
"True, I would punish you."
"Mhmm."
Mike was covering "himself" and Tre was laughing.
All of a sudden Billie did the same thing as Mike but Tre didn't because prono was like little kid movies to him.
Tre all of a sudden grabbed them and drug them to the mall to see people's reactions to their boners.
"Excuse me ma'am, would you like this man in your bed?" asked Tre, to a random woman that looked like she was 30.
Billie started wiggling his eyebrows until the lady attacked him and started kissing him.
Then Mike walked by and attacked him.
Billie then started to fake cry to Tre took him into the bathroom and washed his face and they left Mike.
Then Mike came into the bathroom almost vomiting and said, "You little fucker! You left me out there with the old people!"
Then Mike picked Tre up and threw him outside and a little old lady says, "I already fucked him, sunny."
"THAT NEVER HAPPENED!" yelled Tre. (It didn't)
The old lady then dissapeared so they went home.
When they get home Billie and Mike start watching tv and the old lady is STANDING RIGHT OUTSIDE THE WINDOW.
"Oh my god she's stalking us Mikey!" Billie whispered in Mike's ear.
So, Mike gets up and shuts the blindes then she dissapears....RIGHT INTO THE LIVINGROOM!
So, she trys to rape Billie and Mike and starts asking for a threesome.
Then they call the police.
The old lady looked at Tre.
"I'm your grandmother." she says.
"No wait.....I'm not." (She has the memory of a fish)
So, she forgets she tried to rape them.
So, she said she didn't try to rape them and dissapears.
Then Billie and Mike stayed inside for a week because they were afraid of her.
But they never saw her again because she forgot where they lived.
And they say their never watching prono again but they find Tre in the livingroom watching it.
Because it made them get in the situation in the first place.
***
Billie, Mike and Tre are walking down the street talking about random sex..
Tre says..."Billie whats sex?"
Billie goes,"Tre It's random hot junkie sex with ring pops until they explode
into fudge and butt fuck America like the aliens did in star trek to chubaka
and a dog who went to New York to find a big apple named Giligans Island."
"REALLY OH MY GOD! I LOVE SEX NOW YAYAYAY!!" exclaimed Tre.
They keep walking until they get to a random store called Green Day Merchandise
Mike goes,"WHOA! that store has our band name on it!"
Tre grabs his camera and goes "KODAK MOMENT BITCHES MUAHAHA!!"
All of a sudden sex hungey teenies come and attack Billie, tackling him to
the ground. Billie goes,"A LIL HELP HERE?"
Mike and Tre just laugh and go,"No,we like to see you get raped by random 11
year olds, it makes you look like a pedophile!!"
Billie then says he will give them all a naked picture of him if they get off
all the teenies get off and say "No! just pull down your pants and it
will save us all time."
Billie stares with a weird 'what the fuck, you whore' look on his face.
Billie then screams like a girl and runs away leaving Mike and Tre behind.
Their still laughing there asses off until one teenie goes "Hi Mike baby."
and another goes, "Hey schmexy. " to Tre
They then try to run away but Tre cant because this one teenie is like attached
to his leg so he picks her up and runs off with Mike and the teenie after Billie
finally they find Billie in a store called "Pretty in Pink"
They walk in to see Billie trying on a tutu and he asked,"Guys does
this make me look fat?"
Then they leave because Tre is all pissy 'cause when he went to the gas station for some m&m's they only had mini ones so he thoguht they were ripping him off.
Anyways, as they went to the laundry mat for no reason that stupid teenie was still with
them going, "OOOOOOH TRE OOOOOOH! I LOVE YOU TRE! I LOVE YOU! OOOOOH!" moaning and making whore noises so Billie pulls her of Tre's leg and goes "I'm so sorry about the news."
Then teenie goes,"What news?"
Billie says,"Your a whore I'm really sorry, best wishes to the chinchilla that was put in my coco puffs who went through the sewer named hobo.The McDonalds man in hannival with afroman who likes to smoke weed through a pepsi can even though big bird gave everyone
bird flu down on Seasame Street. We still love his tutti fruitti bubble gum flavered
pop named ass or assman who once loved Tre. So Tre right now is taking lil whore. I'm really sorry."
The teenie just stares at him.
"DAMN YOU TRE AND YOUR FUCKING SHARPIES!"
Tre whimpers.
"I'm sorry Tre." Billie hugs him then the teenie goes.
"I know how you guy's met."says the whore teenie.
"Uhh no you don't, you fucking twat." Billie says
"Uhh yeah I do, Billie don't be silly.Hehe." said the teenie.
"Okay then, how did we meet?" Billie asked.
"Well, since tre met you when you were making the American Idiot cd last year and
then met Mike at McDonalds 'cause you used to work there and that is when your
cd came out" said the whore smiling.
"Uh ...erm.. we have more then one cd." says Billie getting mad because of the annoying teenie.
"No you don't."
"Yes we do."
"Nuh uh."
"Uh huh, I think I would know if we have more then one." "No you wouldn't."
"Uhhh okay...you know your still a whore."
"Yes, I know I'm a whore. But you make a good amount of money you know."
"Sure why not, your also annoying and we have to go." Billie then
picked her up and shoved her into the washing machine.
"DO IT AGAIN DO IT AGAIN!" said Tre.
So, Billie opened the door and stuffed the teenie inside the washing machine...again.
"YAYAYAYAYAYA!!" Exclaimed Tre, jumping up and down clapping.
They then, left the laundry mat and went home, tired from today's adventures.
***
Tre sat in his chair on a dark and stormy night reading.....DUN DUN DUN!!! THE BARNEY BOOK!
Tre was so scared, he thought giant purple monster's will come get him.
Mike was sitting in the same room with Tre and Billie reading scary story's from a book by Alvin Schwartz.
The book was called Scary Stories. More Tales To Chill Your Bones.
He was reading the story called, "Such Thing's Happen." it was a story about a witch, Mike hated witches.
He does a raindance to keep them away.
Billie was just looking out the window when Jakob came running down the steps. (They were staying the night because Adrienne was away visiting her relatives and it was 1 in the morning.)
"Dad, Joey's side of the bed is wet." said Jakob.
'Uh oh...' Billie thought.
"Did you spill water on him like you did last time?" asked Tre. Mike was too busy hiding under a blanket reading his story, freaking out.
"No." said Jake.
"Okay, is he awake?" said Billie.
"Yeah, he's in the bathroom freaking out."
"Do you think?" said Tre.
"Sound's like it.." said Billie.
Billie, Mike, Tre and Jake ran up the steps.
Billie knocked on the bathroom door.
"Joe, you alright bud?" he said.
"No." Joey sniffled.
"Can I come in?" he asked.
"Promise not to laugh?" Joey asked.
"I promise. you two go downstairs," he said to Mike and Jakob. "you go in their room and change the sheet's." Billie said to Tre. Tre nodded and did as he was told.
Mike and Jakob went downstairs and sat down on the couch.
"Is Joey okay?" asked Jakob, worriedly.
"Yeah, he's just going through a stage at the moment."
"Ooooh..." Jakob looked out the window.
Mike picked up his book and read a story called "The Wolf Girl."
Five minute's later Tre came down and sat next to Mike and Jakob and whispered in Mike's ear then looked out the window with Jakob. "G-guy's.....there's no such thing's as ghost's or anything, right?" asked Mike.
Jakob and Tre looked at each other and started laughing.
"What's the logical answer to that?" asked Jakob. For a 9 year old, he's damn smart.
"Erm.......1924?" said Mike, blinking.
"Erm...yeah, we'll go with that." said Tre.
Half an hour later Billie came down and told Jakob to go back to bed.
"Okay, night Dad, night Mike, night Tre." he said, hugging all three of them.
"Night." they all said.
After Jakob went upstairs, Mike asked, "So, what was wrong with Joey?"
"He became a man.." said Billie.
"He did?" said Tre," YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!! BACHLER PARTY!!!" Tre started jumping on the couch then put on a party hat and blew up balloon's.
"Tre settle down! It's 2 in the morning." said Mike.
"Fiiiine."
Tre went up stairs and into Joey and Jakob's room.
He opened the door and sat next to Joey and Joey woke up and looked at him.
Tre began to sing, "Well I'm ever upper class gh society, God's gift to the ballroom notorietly, I always fill my ballroom. The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all. Oh I've got big ball's. And they're such big ball's Dirty big ball's And he's got big ball's. And she's got big balls. But we've got the biggest balls of them all and my balls."
Joey looked confused.
"It's okay Joey, they will grow. So don't worry, you will have big ball's like us THREE! Well, there's only 5 but that's okay. 'Cause see Joey, I ONLY HAVE ONE but that's okay." said Tre.
"Ermm....okay...Tre?"
"Yeah?"
"Get out so I can sleep."
"Okay night night Joe."
Tre left the room and went downstairs and fell asleep with Billie and Mike.
The next morning Joey was crying because Jakob was making fun of how small he is.
"Jakob, don't tease your brother." said Billie.
"Sorry dad, but Joey is very small.." said Jakob laughing.
"So am I and you don't make fun of me!" said Billie.
"Yeah but...your my dad....duh."
"True, I would punish you."
"Mhmm."
