Tre's Wonderful Adventures...Oh And Billie And Mike Are In The Story Too. Sequel To: Story Time With Green Day., chapter 5
"I love to eat mOOfins who jump like a llama into my named Captain Pickle then I got to go to the rest room to pee in the tire named Fred who went to Las Vegas and got a stripper pregnant who then was fired and Fred made the song "I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER' but then got shot's put in his ass, 'cause he was all up in the kool aid, the end." said Tre.
Tre reached in a cheeto bag and ate a handful then rubbed his eye.
"AAAAAHH!! MY EYES!!! I HAVE CHEETO POWDER CHEESE IN MY EYES!!!" screamed Tre, running into the bathroom.
He ran into the bathroom, blind and didn't notice Billie taking a shower at the time..
"TRE! I SAID YOU COULD SEE MY PENIS LATER!" screamed Billie.
"I HAVE CHEETO POWDER IN MY EYES DAMNIT!" Tre yelled, rubbing his eyes.
Then Mike walked by and said, "Oooh! Ooh! Let me lick it out of your eyeball."
"Guy's this isn't free porn." said Billie.
Billie was covering himself with a box for some strange reason.
"JEEZ BILLIE YOU DON'T NEED THAT MUCH COVER, IT'S NOT THAT BIG!" yelled Mike, loud enough for the neighbours to hear. "YOUR A BITCH!" screamed Billie.
Tre finally got the cheeto stuff out of his eyes as Billie threw the box at Mike.
"OOH! I SEE BILLIE'S MANHOOD!" screamed Tre.
"YOU LIKE THAT BITCH?" screamed Billie.
The window in the bathroom was open and the old lady next door was peeping in looking at Billie, naked.
"HEY YOU OLD BITCH! THIS ISN'T A PORNO! GET OUTTA HERE!" screamed Mike.
Billie got out of the shower to the point where the old lady could easily grab...his manhood, Billie pushed over the ladder she was standing on and she landed in the rose bush next door.
Billie quickly jumped in the shower again and finished up and kicked Mike and Tre out so he could get dressed.
***
Tre decided to go to Tuesday night bingo; he also has a little weed with him....
When he gets there he started passing around the weed to all the little old ladies.
Then one of the little old ladies gets pissy because Mike wouldn't lick her sweater.
The old lady took a bingo ball and threw it at Billie who was making out with the machine thingy that spins if you throw a ball at it. The ball hit him right in the balls and he bent over in pain.
"OH BABY NOT SO HARD!" yelled Billie.
***
"I'm a bitchy bitchard yeah, your a bitchy bitchard yeah, we're all bitchy bitchards yeah. Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy, bitchy, bitch yeah!" sang Mike.
"Your running out of condoms." sang Tre to Mike.
"That's because I sleep with 4,000 women a night." said Mike, winking.
"YOU MANWHORE!" yelled Billie.
"Billie has a sma-all penis." sang Tre.
"At least I have two-o ball's." sang Billie.
"My ball's bigger than yours, bitch." said Tre.
"Waaah." cried Billie.
"If you can't take the comments, stay out of the vagina." said Tre.
"Tre, can I have a condom?" asked Jason.
"Why?" asked Tre.
"Because I need a dick warmer.." said Jason.
"Then go use Mike's sock." said Tre.
"Okay!" Jason skipped off toward Mike's drawers and pulled out a sock and put it on and left the room then tripped and fell down the steps.
Jakob was at Mike's house and had to go to the bathroom and didn't know where he was. So he went upstairs and into the bathroom.
Little did he know, Mike was jacking off in there?
"AAAAAAHHHH!" screamed Jakob entering the bathroom.
"AAAAHHHHH!" screamed Mike, pulling his hand out of his pants.
"MIKE LOST HIS WEINER AND IS SEARCHING FOR IT IN HIS PANTS!" Jake screamed.
Jakob ran down the steps and saw Billie playing checkers with Joey,
"Hey Jake, we're playing for my leather thong, wanna play winner?" asked Billie.
"No not now dad, I need to ask you something." said Jakob.
"Okay, shoot." said Billie.
Jakob told him about what just happened and Billie says, "Yes, yes Jakob, you will lose it, many, many, many, many time's."
"WHY DADDY! WHY DADDY! WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE A WEINER?" he cried.
"Jakob, you shall soon find out, well, I hope you find out later 'cause I don't want to be a grandpa at 35, that's just scary. Then I could be called an old fart and shit like that. Then I would go to jail 'cause I bashed those mutha fuckers head's in." said Billie.
Tre walks by and says, "Oooh Jakob it's okay, you will lose your wiener sometimes and have to find it but see, your daddy there never could find it 'cause he don't have one."
"DADDY I WANNA BE LIKE YOU! I DON'T WANNA WEINER!" cried Jakob.
"Well, you see Jakob," said Billie. "You sometimes lose your balls you see, like Uncle Tre did, because he only has one."
Jakob gasped. "TRE IS HANDICAPPED!" he exclaimed, running off.
Now Tre and Billie are bickering until Bitchard-ahem- Mike comes by. They stare at him for a bit and start laughing.
"Mikey.....lost...his...penis!" laughed Tre.
Mike had a "I will get you...I WILL GET YOU!' look on his face.
All of a sudden, Tre jumped on Billie and said, "OOH! BILLE! FASTER! FASTER!" outside and their neighbours can't see them, 'cause they have a huge fence.
So, they think Billie is having sex with a random lady, then it goes all over the magazines.
"IS MR. ARMSTRONG HAVING AN AFFAIR? It's reported by neighbours that there was uncontrollable moaning coming from the Armstrong's backyard Monday after noon at about 2:30. Does Adrienne know? Does his kid's? It's all a history..."
Tre gasps. "I DO NOT MOAN LIKE A WOMAN!" he exclaimed. "And we weren't sexing. I was having a piggy back ride."
Tre decides to go on a mission to attack all the news stands.
So, he goes all over town, buying magazines and then he gets arrested 'cause this old lady took one and he's like, "YOU OLD BITCH GIVE ME BACK MY MAGAZINE!"
"Ooh, Mr. Cool, are you trying to get in my pants?" she asked.
"GOD DAMNIT I DO NOT SEX WITH OLD PEOPLE! THAT'S SICK, SICK AND SICK!" then he steals the magazine and runs off.
Which later he is arrested for verbally abusing the mayor.
Tre reached in a cheeto bag and ate a handful then rubbed his eye.
"AAAAAHH!! MY EYES!!! I HAVE CHEETO POWDER CHEESE IN MY EYES!!!" screamed Tre, running into the bathroom.
He ran into the bathroom, blind and didn't notice Billie taking a shower at the time..
"TRE! I SAID YOU COULD SEE MY PENIS LATER!" screamed Billie.
"I HAVE CHEETO POWDER IN MY EYES DAMNIT!" Tre yelled, rubbing his eyes.
Then Mike walked by and said, "Oooh! Ooh! Let me lick it out of your eyeball."
"Guy's this isn't free porn." said Billie.
Billie was covering himself with a box for some strange reason.
"JEEZ BILLIE YOU DON'T NEED THAT MUCH COVER, IT'S NOT THAT BIG!" yelled Mike, loud enough for the neighbours to hear. "YOUR A BITCH!" screamed Billie.
Tre finally got the cheeto stuff out of his eyes as Billie threw the box at Mike.
"OOH! I SEE BILLIE'S MANHOOD!" screamed Tre.
"YOU LIKE THAT BITCH?" screamed Billie.
The window in the bathroom was open and the old lady next door was peeping in looking at Billie, naked.
"HEY YOU OLD BITCH! THIS ISN'T A PORNO! GET OUTTA HERE!" screamed Mike.
Billie got out of the shower to the point where the old lady could easily grab...his manhood, Billie pushed over the ladder she was standing on and she landed in the rose bush next door.
Billie quickly jumped in the shower again and finished up and kicked Mike and Tre out so he could get dressed.
***
Tre decided to go to Tuesday night bingo; he also has a little weed with him....
When he gets there he started passing around the weed to all the little old ladies.
Then one of the little old ladies gets pissy because Mike wouldn't lick her sweater.
The old lady took a bingo ball and threw it at Billie who was making out with the machine thingy that spins if you throw a ball at it. The ball hit him right in the balls and he bent over in pain.
"OH BABY NOT SO HARD!" yelled Billie.
***
"I'm a bitchy bitchard yeah, your a bitchy bitchard yeah, we're all bitchy bitchards yeah. Bitchy, bitchy, bitchy, bitchy, bitch yeah!" sang Mike.
"Your running out of condoms." sang Tre to Mike.
"That's because I sleep with 4,000 women a night." said Mike, winking.
"YOU MANWHORE!" yelled Billie.
"Billie has a sma-all penis." sang Tre.
"At least I have two-o ball's." sang Billie.
"My ball's bigger than yours, bitch." said Tre.
"Waaah." cried Billie.
"If you can't take the comments, stay out of the vagina." said Tre.
"Tre, can I have a condom?" asked Jason.
"Why?" asked Tre.
"Because I need a dick warmer.." said Jason.
"Then go use Mike's sock." said Tre.
"Okay!" Jason skipped off toward Mike's drawers and pulled out a sock and put it on and left the room then tripped and fell down the steps.
Jakob was at Mike's house and had to go to the bathroom and didn't know where he was. So he went upstairs and into the bathroom.
Little did he know, Mike was jacking off in there?
"AAAAAAHHHH!" screamed Jakob entering the bathroom.
"AAAAHHHHH!" screamed Mike, pulling his hand out of his pants.
"MIKE LOST HIS WEINER AND IS SEARCHING FOR IT IN HIS PANTS!" Jake screamed.
Jakob ran down the steps and saw Billie playing checkers with Joey,
"Hey Jake, we're playing for my leather thong, wanna play winner?" asked Billie.
"No not now dad, I need to ask you something." said Jakob.
"Okay, shoot." said Billie.
Jakob told him about what just happened and Billie says, "Yes, yes Jakob, you will lose it, many, many, many, many time's."
"WHY DADDY! WHY DADDY! WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE A WEINER?" he cried.
"Jakob, you shall soon find out, well, I hope you find out later 'cause I don't want to be a grandpa at 35, that's just scary. Then I could be called an old fart and shit like that. Then I would go to jail 'cause I bashed those mutha fuckers head's in." said Billie.
Tre walks by and says, "Oooh Jakob it's okay, you will lose your wiener sometimes and have to find it but see, your daddy there never could find it 'cause he don't have one."
"DADDY I WANNA BE LIKE YOU! I DON'T WANNA WEINER!" cried Jakob.
"Well, you see Jakob," said Billie. "You sometimes lose your balls you see, like Uncle Tre did, because he only has one."
Jakob gasped. "TRE IS HANDICAPPED!" he exclaimed, running off.
Now Tre and Billie are bickering until Bitchard-ahem- Mike comes by. They stare at him for a bit and start laughing.
"Mikey.....lost...his...penis!" laughed Tre.
Mike had a "I will get you...I WILL GET YOU!' look on his face.
All of a sudden, Tre jumped on Billie and said, "OOH! BILLE! FASTER! FASTER!" outside and their neighbours can't see them, 'cause they have a huge fence.
So, they think Billie is having sex with a random lady, then it goes all over the magazines.
"IS MR. ARMSTRONG HAVING AN AFFAIR? It's reported by neighbours that there was uncontrollable moaning coming from the Armstrong's backyard Monday after noon at about 2:30. Does Adrienne know? Does his kid's? It's all a history..."
Tre gasps. "I DO NOT MOAN LIKE A WOMAN!" he exclaimed. "And we weren't sexing. I was having a piggy back ride."
Tre decides to go on a mission to attack all the news stands.
So, he goes all over town, buying magazines and then he gets arrested 'cause this old lady took one and he's like, "YOU OLD BITCH GIVE ME BACK MY MAGAZINE!"
"Ooh, Mr. Cool, are you trying to get in my pants?" she asked.
"GOD DAMNIT I DO NOT SEX WITH OLD PEOPLE! THAT'S SICK, SICK AND SICK!" then he steals the magazine and runs off.
Which later he is arrested for verbally abusing the mayor.
