Tre's Wonderful Adventures...Oh And Billie And Mike Are In The Story Too. Sequel To: Story Time With Green Day., chapter 6
"Fear me... For I am MARSHMALLOW!" screamed Tre.
Billie got a scared look on his face and ran upstairs then fell down them and landed on his ass.
"Owwche ow wow!" he moaned.
Mike walked over and noticed that Billie had fallen. He picked his nose then put the booger on Billie.
Billie got up and decided to go to... HOT TOPIC BITCHES! Which is totally different from the other Hot Topic's because it sell's hippy hooker clothes.
Billie was of course Mike's bitch. I mean, come on, Mike not being a pimp? What is wrong with you..
So, anyways Billie get's in his new pink ford truck and drives off to the mall and has a run in with... DUN DUN DUN FIVE FUCK HUNGRY TEENIE'S!
So, Billie does what anyone else would do... TAKE PICTURE'S BITCHES!
Billie took picture's of the teenie's and one of them who looked no older then three started humping his leg.
"WHOO! WE'RE GETTIN' IN IT ON DOGGIE STYLE BIOTCHES!" Billie exclaimed, running into a wall.
He got up and ran into Goody Goody Gum Drop and grabbed some sugar covered sex toys and went to Bitch Avenue and saw Tre on Vagina street..
Mike was looking through his closet trying to find a proper pimp suit but had no luck because Stella was wearing them.
Billie managed to make it to Bitch Topic and bought a red bitch outfit with the proper hooker shit because, well Mike was going to make Billie be a prostitute.
Mike is evil to Billie? Yes... Why don't we check up on Tre, shall we? Okay..
Tre was busy trying to write a story but failing to make up a title.
"Should I call it "The Story That's Got One Ball? Or, My Ball's-A Tre Cool Story? Hmmm.."
Yes... Tre was writing a story about his ball... There has been a proven study that Tre has a brain the size of a peble.. But that's only a myth.
Nobody know's what kind of crazy shit that goes on inside Tre's head. We only know that he, Tre Cool, is one of the greatest drummer's in the history of rock and roll.
But, of course the horniest. I mean, this dude is a sex fanatic...
A couple week's later it is 6/6/6... As you may know, it's Devil Day and people seem to think that the Devil is taking over the world one day, well, that didn't happen, but this is what happend in a place called Berkeley, California that day..
Billie, Mike and Tre were just laying around waiting for the Satan to come because their mentally retarded that way.
Mike walked over to the pantry and pulled out a Halloween candy bowl with a bunch of eyeball chocolate thingys in it.
"Mike, your not supposed to hand out candy! You're supposed to hand out candy canes today!" exclaimed Billie.
"Durh Billie, it's Satan Day, you hand out desirable things, candy canes suck ass, nobody likes those." said Mike.
"Nuh uh, people love candy canes! They love mine." said Billie, winking.
"But yours is only three inches!" said Tre.
"Nuh uh it's three and a half! GOSH! Get it right!" said Billie, pouting.
"Sorry..." said Tre.
"Hey I have an idea!" said Tre.
"Uh oh.. That's not good." said Billie.
"Shuddup.. You're lucky I don't have a brain, because the world would be in danger." said Tre, stupidly.
"Dumbass..." said Mike.
"Shuddup, I didn't ask for your comment." said Tre. "Anyways, I'm gonna dress up as the Devil because I'm cooler then him and I'll make people worship me. You two retards have to convince people to worship me."
"Mkay.." said Billie and Mike.
So, they went to a costume store and got Tre a Satan outfit and he dressed up in it and waited for night.
It was about 7:00 O'clock when they decided to head to the church and scare lil' old ladies on their wait to Tuesday night church related activities.
Tre was standing outside the church in his Satan costume with Billie acting like a Drag Queen who then plans to take the little old ladies and molest them.
Mike's now hiding in the bush outside the church saying "Meheheheheheh, orgasm!"
The little old ladies are now rounding the church and about to pass by his bush, so, he jumps out and says, "SELL YER SOUL TO TRE YOU BITCH MONKIES OR I SHALL HAVE BILLIE SEX YOU FOREVER! MUAHAHA! COUGH COUGH DAMN! I NEED TO QUIT THE CIGGARETTES!"
The little old ladies turned to Tre and said, "Well, if you really are the Devil, then jump off the church roof."
So, Tre goes up and jumps on the roof, then lands on Mike.
And Mike has brain damage for awhile and he thinks he's a pretty princess, but then Billie bitch slaps him back to Bitchard because that's Billie's job to be the pretty princess.
Now Tre's mad because one of the little old ladies said he looks fat in his Satan costume.
So, they go home because Tre's pissed off.
Yes, that is really what happend on Devil Day with Green Day. So anyways, it is now the 15th of June, 2006. Tre is now on a mission to grow the biggest pot leaf ever and if he accomplishes that then Mike has to lick Billie's shoe then Billie will have to attack an old lady and see if he either gets raped or hit in the face with a cane.
So, Tre accomplishes of course, and Mike licks Billie's shoe. "Pew! Billie, your shoes taste like sour owl shit!" Exclaimed Mike.
"Nuh uh, they taste like frozen banana scented Culver's Frozen Custord Monkey Turds!" said Billie.
Billie ran off to the nursing home and attacked one of the old ladies... She ended up raping him because he's schmexyful like that.
Several day's later they get an invitation from Paris Hilton to open for her on her tour.
So, then being total and complete retards, they accept and start packing.
"Like... Omfgz guys, I should like... Wear this on tour!" said Tre, holiding up an eensy weesy teeny weeny polka dot bikini.
"Tre... Lay off the Bop mags and TV." said Mike.
"But I look sexyful in it!" Tre exclaimed, pouting.
"Fiiiine, bring it, just don't wear it when your playing drums, you'll scare off the tourists."
"But I wanna wear it in Italy! I'll sooo be in the fashion mags then! Those bitchy italian fashion peoples will want me as their model!" Tre declared, throwing the bikini in his suit case.
"Aiy, yai, yai.." said Mike.
So, they got in their tour bus with Jason, Jay, Billie and Ronny and took off for Italy where Paris Hilton was singing and doing the Skankarina.
"Guys! Guys! Guys! I'm gonna make Paris Hilton teach me the skankarina!" said Tre.
"Mkay... That's nice.." said Billie, fliping the page on his, "How To Look Sexy While Touring!" magazine. He get's all his fashion and make up tips from there.
"Billie... Wears... Pink... Fluffy... Sparkly... Leather... Thongs..." said Tre, with shifty eyes.
Billie bitch slaped Tre, then said, "I told you not to tell anyone! You mofo! Now the butt fucking aliens from planet Zequanily will come after me.."
"Meheheheh." laughed Jay.
They arrived in Italy the next day and Tre ran around in his polka dot bikini, started doing to Angry Bitcheraka Dance and got thrown in jail with turned out to be the sewer for hobo's named Fred that watch TV and drink Mountain Dew all day while farting the alphebet in ventriliquism and singing about how they like cheese and gatorade. Then, got thrown out of the White House in Boscabol and nocticed that there was a kitten named Fuzzy Pimpster Paws and then knew that they were all saved from the thing we all call Tax Day.
So, they go to their show at 8:00 and Paris Hilton brain washes Mike and Billie so they do retarded stuff and Tre now has to save the day.
So, Tre now has to expose to everyone that Paris Hilton is really... A ROBOT!
Right now, Billie is higher then a balloon and walks into the hotel room she's staying in and looks in the closet and see's... HER FACE ON A HANGER! AHHHH!
So, he opens the bathroom door and see's her in there with no face! He then runs through the wall scared half to death.
At the moment, Mike is sitting in the caf'e thingy ma bobber in the hotel drinking coffee and then goes insane because OH MY GOD! IT HAS SUGAR AND MILK IN IT! Then he turns around and says, "Ello... Whore." and Paris Hilton replies, "Be bot bo dop BE BOT DOT DIT DOBBY DOT BOT!" He got a weird look on his face and decided it must be the sugar and walked away.
But Tre really knows she's a robot from Hell AHHHH!
So, Tre says he can destroy her from his schmexyness so he winks at her and she blows up!
So, Tre saves the day and they return back home safe and sound.
"FEAR THE PIMP HAND! MUAHAHA!" laughed Tre, bitch slapping Mike.
"What the fuck?" he says.
Okay... We'll leave this for another day..
Billie got a scared look on his face and ran upstairs then fell down them and landed on his ass.
"Owwche ow wow!" he moaned.
Mike walked over and noticed that Billie had fallen. He picked his nose then put the booger on Billie.
Billie got up and decided to go to... HOT TOPIC BITCHES! Which is totally different from the other Hot Topic's because it sell's hippy hooker clothes.
Billie was of course Mike's bitch. I mean, come on, Mike not being a pimp? What is wrong with you..
So, anyways Billie get's in his new pink ford truck and drives off to the mall and has a run in with... DUN DUN DUN FIVE FUCK HUNGRY TEENIE'S!
So, Billie does what anyone else would do... TAKE PICTURE'S BITCHES!
Billie took picture's of the teenie's and one of them who looked no older then three started humping his leg.
"WHOO! WE'RE GETTIN' IN IT ON DOGGIE STYLE BIOTCHES!" Billie exclaimed, running into a wall.
He got up and ran into Goody Goody Gum Drop and grabbed some sugar covered sex toys and went to Bitch Avenue and saw Tre on Vagina street..
Mike was looking through his closet trying to find a proper pimp suit but had no luck because Stella was wearing them.
Billie managed to make it to Bitch Topic and bought a red bitch outfit with the proper hooker shit because, well Mike was going to make Billie be a prostitute.
Mike is evil to Billie? Yes... Why don't we check up on Tre, shall we? Okay..
Tre was busy trying to write a story but failing to make up a title.
"Should I call it "The Story That's Got One Ball? Or, My Ball's-A Tre Cool Story? Hmmm.."
Yes... Tre was writing a story about his ball... There has been a proven study that Tre has a brain the size of a peble.. But that's only a myth.
Nobody know's what kind of crazy shit that goes on inside Tre's head. We only know that he, Tre Cool, is one of the greatest drummer's in the history of rock and roll.
But, of course the horniest. I mean, this dude is a sex fanatic...
A couple week's later it is 6/6/6... As you may know, it's Devil Day and people seem to think that the Devil is taking over the world one day, well, that didn't happen, but this is what happend in a place called Berkeley, California that day..
Billie, Mike and Tre were just laying around waiting for the Satan to come because their mentally retarded that way.
Mike walked over to the pantry and pulled out a Halloween candy bowl with a bunch of eyeball chocolate thingys in it.
"Mike, your not supposed to hand out candy! You're supposed to hand out candy canes today!" exclaimed Billie.
"Durh Billie, it's Satan Day, you hand out desirable things, candy canes suck ass, nobody likes those." said Mike.
"Nuh uh, people love candy canes! They love mine." said Billie, winking.
"But yours is only three inches!" said Tre.
"Nuh uh it's three and a half! GOSH! Get it right!" said Billie, pouting.
"Sorry..." said Tre.
"Hey I have an idea!" said Tre.
"Uh oh.. That's not good." said Billie.
"Shuddup.. You're lucky I don't have a brain, because the world would be in danger." said Tre, stupidly.
"Dumbass..." said Mike.
"Shuddup, I didn't ask for your comment." said Tre. "Anyways, I'm gonna dress up as the Devil because I'm cooler then him and I'll make people worship me. You two retards have to convince people to worship me."
"Mkay.." said Billie and Mike.
So, they went to a costume store and got Tre a Satan outfit and he dressed up in it and waited for night.
It was about 7:00 O'clock when they decided to head to the church and scare lil' old ladies on their wait to Tuesday night church related activities.
Tre was standing outside the church in his Satan costume with Billie acting like a Drag Queen who then plans to take the little old ladies and molest them.
Mike's now hiding in the bush outside the church saying "Meheheheheheh, orgasm!"
The little old ladies are now rounding the church and about to pass by his bush, so, he jumps out and says, "SELL YER SOUL TO TRE YOU BITCH MONKIES OR I SHALL HAVE BILLIE SEX YOU FOREVER! MUAHAHA! COUGH COUGH DAMN! I NEED TO QUIT THE CIGGARETTES!"
The little old ladies turned to Tre and said, "Well, if you really are the Devil, then jump off the church roof."
So, Tre goes up and jumps on the roof, then lands on Mike.
And Mike has brain damage for awhile and he thinks he's a pretty princess, but then Billie bitch slaps him back to Bitchard because that's Billie's job to be the pretty princess.
Now Tre's mad because one of the little old ladies said he looks fat in his Satan costume.
So, they go home because Tre's pissed off.
Yes, that is really what happend on Devil Day with Green Day. So anyways, it is now the 15th of June, 2006. Tre is now on a mission to grow the biggest pot leaf ever and if he accomplishes that then Mike has to lick Billie's shoe then Billie will have to attack an old lady and see if he either gets raped or hit in the face with a cane.
So, Tre accomplishes of course, and Mike licks Billie's shoe. "Pew! Billie, your shoes taste like sour owl shit!" Exclaimed Mike.
"Nuh uh, they taste like frozen banana scented Culver's Frozen Custord Monkey Turds!" said Billie.
Billie ran off to the nursing home and attacked one of the old ladies... She ended up raping him because he's schmexyful like that.
Several day's later they get an invitation from Paris Hilton to open for her on her tour.
So, then being total and complete retards, they accept and start packing.
"Like... Omfgz guys, I should like... Wear this on tour!" said Tre, holiding up an eensy weesy teeny weeny polka dot bikini.
"Tre... Lay off the Bop mags and TV." said Mike.
"But I look sexyful in it!" Tre exclaimed, pouting.
"Fiiiine, bring it, just don't wear it when your playing drums, you'll scare off the tourists."
"But I wanna wear it in Italy! I'll sooo be in the fashion mags then! Those bitchy italian fashion peoples will want me as their model!" Tre declared, throwing the bikini in his suit case.
"Aiy, yai, yai.." said Mike.
So, they got in their tour bus with Jason, Jay, Billie and Ronny and took off for Italy where Paris Hilton was singing and doing the Skankarina.
"Guys! Guys! Guys! I'm gonna make Paris Hilton teach me the skankarina!" said Tre.
"Mkay... That's nice.." said Billie, fliping the page on his, "How To Look Sexy While Touring!" magazine. He get's all his fashion and make up tips from there.
"Billie... Wears... Pink... Fluffy... Sparkly... Leather... Thongs..." said Tre, with shifty eyes.
Billie bitch slaped Tre, then said, "I told you not to tell anyone! You mofo! Now the butt fucking aliens from planet Zequanily will come after me.."
"Meheheheh." laughed Jay.
They arrived in Italy the next day and Tre ran around in his polka dot bikini, started doing to Angry Bitcheraka Dance and got thrown in jail with turned out to be the sewer for hobo's named Fred that watch TV and drink Mountain Dew all day while farting the alphebet in ventriliquism and singing about how they like cheese and gatorade. Then, got thrown out of the White House in Boscabol and nocticed that there was a kitten named Fuzzy Pimpster Paws and then knew that they were all saved from the thing we all call Tax Day.
So, they go to their show at 8:00 and Paris Hilton brain washes Mike and Billie so they do retarded stuff and Tre now has to save the day.
So, Tre now has to expose to everyone that Paris Hilton is really... A ROBOT!
Right now, Billie is higher then a balloon and walks into the hotel room she's staying in and looks in the closet and see's... HER FACE ON A HANGER! AHHHH!
So, he opens the bathroom door and see's her in there with no face! He then runs through the wall scared half to death.
At the moment, Mike is sitting in the caf'e thingy ma bobber in the hotel drinking coffee and then goes insane because OH MY GOD! IT HAS SUGAR AND MILK IN IT! Then he turns around and says, "Ello... Whore." and Paris Hilton replies, "Be bot bo dop BE BOT DOT DIT DOBBY DOT BOT!" He got a weird look on his face and decided it must be the sugar and walked away.
But Tre really knows she's a robot from Hell AHHHH!
So, Tre says he can destroy her from his schmexyness so he winks at her and she blows up!
So, Tre saves the day and they return back home safe and sound.
"FEAR THE PIMP HAND! MUAHAHA!" laughed Tre, bitch slapping Mike.
"What the fuck?" he says.
Okay... We'll leave this for another day..
