Tre's Wonderful Adventures...Oh And Billie And Mike Are In The Story Too. Sequel To: Story Time With Green Day., chapter 8
"Michael Jackson will become president then get shot in the face and scream 'AAAAHHH!!! OH MY GOD BITCH MONKIES! WHY ARE YOU AGAINST WHITES!?'" (50 Cent shot him).
Then 50 Cent will yell "LYK ZOMFGZ U R LYK A DISGRACE!" then they run off and get married and have a kid that looks like Eminem then Tre will become a famous stripper and then Billie will give him $100 while he strips for him and gives Mike $99 and Mike gets jealous and slaps him then Billie enters the 100th dimension and realizes that he's in love with a woman named Adrienne and marries her realizing she's already his wife so, Mike falls in love with a random duck that's a secret agent and hooker and becomes a secret agent and hooker too then Tre will quit the stripper business and die at the age of 1000 from an orgasm that would kill a horse then Mike will take over the world and Billie will become the royal doofus and Michael Jackson and 50 Cent divorce and 50 Cent gets into pig shit music and sings about marrying his sister and having a kid that will marry the cousin and their kid will molest a cow.
And Tre comes back from the dead with Kurt Cobain who are good friends and will shoot firecrackers off their roof and scare the crap out of people thinking the apocalypse is coming so, Mike sends the royal doofus to stop it but gets attacked by 7 year old teenies and rapped so he's in stable condition and then realizes that the apocalypse hasn't come so Def Leppard sing Rock On forever and then start a club called "Rock On Assholes Or You Won't Live" and everyone joins it then George W. Bush realizes he's in love with Jim Doyle then marries him..
Then Anna Nichole Smith falls in love with a random cat that would be over 0100 in human years, and molests it and says "Make me beautiful kittens!" and has kitty children and she dies of HPV and the cat goes in a comma from trauma of the rape.
Tre marries Claudia again and they have brownies as children with nuts..
Billie and Adrienne have 15 more kids.
Mike retires from world domination and the rubber ducks take over.
The rubber ducks get bored and leave and Bush dies from HIV.
50 and Michael Jackson die together happily.
Eminem makes 10 rap videos and loses 80 Grammy's.
Kurt Cobain rules the world.
And we all live happily ever after...
Once the lady in the water leaves again and those we do not speak of are gone.
The End," said Jason.
Billie, Mike and Tre looked at him really weird and left Starbucks.
"No more caffeine for you," said Mike, drinking the rest of his gallon of coffee.
"Fiiine," said Jason, jumping up and flying away.
"Pour some sugar on me," sang Tre.
"Come on like a dream into the cream with my strawberry wine," Mike sang.
"What's that song called?" asked Tre.
"I think it's called 'You're 16', I can't remember, don't you know anything about the 50s?" questioned Mike.
"No, I'm not from the dinosaur ages!"
Mike rolled his eyes and walked away, Billie walks in and sits down on the love seat next to the window and looks out.
Tre walks over and sits next to him humming a tune.
Billie looks at Tre curiously and asks him what he's humming.
"I don't know. Gosh! What's up with all the questions today!?" asked Tre, exasperatingly.
Tre gets up and goes upstairs and turns into...."SUPERBADASS!"
He wears a pink shower cap and pink tights, purple belt and flies around waving the gay pride flag.
Mike is outside waiting for those they do not speak of and saw Tre jump out the window and fly off into the night.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S THOSE WE DO NOT SPEAK OF! AHHH!"
He runs off into the middle of the village and sounds the alarm.
Tre looks at the ground and sees a bunch of people with pitch forks and spears and gets scared and runs inside, he changes back into Tre and jumps inside his magic Barney bag for safety and comfort.
Then 50 Cent will yell "LYK ZOMFGZ U R LYK A DISGRACE!" then they run off and get married and have a kid that looks like Eminem then Tre will become a famous stripper and then Billie will give him $100 while he strips for him and gives Mike $99 and Mike gets jealous and slaps him then Billie enters the 100th dimension and realizes that he's in love with a woman named Adrienne and marries her realizing she's already his wife so, Mike falls in love with a random duck that's a secret agent and hooker and becomes a secret agent and hooker too then Tre will quit the stripper business and die at the age of 1000 from an orgasm that would kill a horse then Mike will take over the world and Billie will become the royal doofus and Michael Jackson and 50 Cent divorce and 50 Cent gets into pig shit music and sings about marrying his sister and having a kid that will marry the cousin and their kid will molest a cow.
And Tre comes back from the dead with Kurt Cobain who are good friends and will shoot firecrackers off their roof and scare the crap out of people thinking the apocalypse is coming so, Mike sends the royal doofus to stop it but gets attacked by 7 year old teenies and rapped so he's in stable condition and then realizes that the apocalypse hasn't come so Def Leppard sing Rock On forever and then start a club called "Rock On Assholes Or You Won't Live" and everyone joins it then George W. Bush realizes he's in love with Jim Doyle then marries him..
Then Anna Nichole Smith falls in love with a random cat that would be over 0100 in human years, and molests it and says "Make me beautiful kittens!" and has kitty children and she dies of HPV and the cat goes in a comma from trauma of the rape.
Tre marries Claudia again and they have brownies as children with nuts..
Billie and Adrienne have 15 more kids.
Mike retires from world domination and the rubber ducks take over.
The rubber ducks get bored and leave and Bush dies from HIV.
50 and Michael Jackson die together happily.
Eminem makes 10 rap videos and loses 80 Grammy's.
Kurt Cobain rules the world.
And we all live happily ever after...
Once the lady in the water leaves again and those we do not speak of are gone.
The End," said Jason.
Billie, Mike and Tre looked at him really weird and left Starbucks.
"No more caffeine for you," said Mike, drinking the rest of his gallon of coffee.
"Fiiine," said Jason, jumping up and flying away.
"Pour some sugar on me," sang Tre.
"Come on like a dream into the cream with my strawberry wine," Mike sang.
"What's that song called?" asked Tre.
"I think it's called 'You're 16', I can't remember, don't you know anything about the 50s?" questioned Mike.
"No, I'm not from the dinosaur ages!"
Mike rolled his eyes and walked away, Billie walks in and sits down on the love seat next to the window and looks out.
Tre walks over and sits next to him humming a tune.
Billie looks at Tre curiously and asks him what he's humming.
"I don't know. Gosh! What's up with all the questions today!?" asked Tre, exasperatingly.
Tre gets up and goes upstairs and turns into...."SUPERBADASS!"
He wears a pink shower cap and pink tights, purple belt and flies around waving the gay pride flag.
Mike is outside waiting for those they do not speak of and saw Tre jump out the window and fly off into the night.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S THOSE WE DO NOT SPEAK OF! AHHH!"
He runs off into the middle of the village and sounds the alarm.
Tre looks at the ground and sees a bunch of people with pitch forks and spears and gets scared and runs inside, he changes back into Tre and jumps inside his magic Barney bag for safety and comfort.
