Tre's Wonderful Adventures...Oh And Billie And Mike Are In The Story Too. Sequel To: Story Time With Green Day., chapter 9
"OH MY GOD, A SPONGE!" Mike yelled at Jay.
"BITCHES AND CREAM!" Jason yelled, flying in out of nowhere.
"Where did you come from?" asked Jay.
"The cabbage patch," Jason answered.
"How did you get there?" asked Mike.
"The stork flew me in and dropped me on my head, so I was born in a cabbage plant and an army of pixie sticks raised me and taught me how to fly like a hobo with a chinchilla up it's ass in fear of the monkies from the Wizard Of Oz because the wicked witch of the East was mad because her broom stick made her wet, the end."
"That explains everything!" exclaimed Mike.
Jay apparated into the living room and saw Billie and Tre wearing hooker outfits and talking about they're corners.
"I HAVE THOSE CORNERS BITCHES!" said Jay.
Billie threw a shoe at him.
"OH MY GOD A SHOE!" Jay picked it up and licked it then flew out the window.
Tre started doing the electric slide.
"BILLIE! OH MY GOD! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!"
Michael Jackson was standing on a car doing the electric slide like Tre outside their window while Jay was doing some weird spinnarooney thingy ma bobber.
"DO YOU KNOW THE CRACK HO!?" Jason asked Mike.
"YES! OH MY GOD! HE'S MY BEST FRIIIIIEEENNND!!!!"
Billie looked heartbroken.
"OH MY GOD! YOU BIOTCH! HE'S MY BEST FRIEND!"
Billie pulled out his pink, frilly, fuzzy cell phone that said 'princess billie" on it in glittery, pink sparkles and called someone.
"Oh my god Chrissy, you'll never believe this! Bitchard said that The Crack Ho is his best friend! Like totally, I know... totally.... Okay, luvs!" he blew kisses in the phone and hung up.
"Who was that?" Mike asked, dumbfounded.
"LIKE OH MAH GAWD NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" Billie walked upstairs and got changed into a short, pink mini skirt with a pink tube top and pink high heals with pink lip gloss and pink eye shaddow, and pink eye liner and a pink glittery hair tie in his hair.
"NO I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU YOUR COLOR!" Billie yelled at Ronny.
Ronny burst into tears then crawled away like a crab, pinching Jason's ass.
"OW! MY ASS!" he exclaimed, rubbing it.
Tre walked up and started making out with it.
Michael Jackson and Egor sat, plotting another attack on Tre.
"What am I going to do this time? My beautiful creatures died when that green shelled bastard flying turtle kissed Tre's face."
"M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-" Egor began.
"QUIET BITCH! I'M THINKING!" Michael Jackson started dancing and moon walking out of the room and fell down the steps, and his nose fell off.
"OH MY GOD! MY NOSE!"
Egor ran and spit on his nose and wiped his off and handed it back to him.
Michael Jackson slapped him then stalked off to find his new minions.
"OH MY GOD JOAQUIN PHOENIX!" said Tre, running after the poor guy.
"Tre Cool?" he asked himself, he stopped in his tracks and saw Tre was running toward him, Tre then grabbed him then jumped on his back, whispering 'Piggy baack ride!' in his ear.
"AHH! I'M BEING RAPED! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"
The police came and arrested Tre then put Joaquin in therapy.
"TRE'S GAY! TRE'S GAY!" Ronnie yelled at random people, throwing a newspaper in their faces with a picture of Tre on Joaquin's back.
An old lady grabbed Ronny and started bashing him in the head with a cane.
"That...Is...My....Boy...Your....Calling....Gay...." she said, in between hits.
Weed Man flew in out of nowhere and rescued Ronnie.
They flew to Michael Jackson's secret lair wich this time was Disney Land.
"Ron Blake.....I want you to-"
"MAKE OUT WITH YOU'RE GOLD FISH!?" he asked.
"No..."
"SIR! SOMEONE TOOK A DUMP IN THE WATER!" Egor yelled.
"That was me.....I took a shit in the water..." Jason said, sheepishly.
"A big fat real shit.."
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! HOW COULD YOU?!" Michael Jackson exclaimed.
"Yes for those of you who drink it, it's only chocolate like I told you it would be...it will not harm you...a big load of diarea.."
"But it's a big load of shit." said Mike.
"Oh my god. Oh my god." said Jay.
"Well, a shit is what it is there get it? AHERAAHERAHER," Billie laughed retardedly.
"Aheheheh...that is pretty funny. Heheh it reminds me of a great joke. Yes it's exactly shit.Peanut shit. Because I ate some peanut butter," said Jason.
"Ohh.....okay," said Jay.
"I want you to go and clean your room, you understand me?" said Tre, in a high pitched girly voice.
"Fuck you mama, I'm hanging out with Mike, you can't stop me," said Jason, in a really deep voice.
"You better not go anywhere or you'll be grounded, Mr. You'll be fuckin' grounded."
"Go fuck yourself mom...." said Jason, walking out.
Billie walked into Jason's workshop thingy.
"Hey, hey I just got my period today, it's soo wonderful," said Billie in a girl voice.
Jason stood up and looked at him.
"It was everywhere! I had to clean it up in my panties, oh it was great. It was SO wonderful! With blood everywhere on my blankets, on my underwear, it was AWESOME, you should have BEEN THERE!" Billie continued.
Jason continued to stare at him weirdly.
"Oh, I know it was so exciting! OOOOH YEAH!"
"Yeah...your so smart..." said Jason.
"Uhm...Yeah. I guess sorry."
Billie laid on his bed crying.
"I jumped on a fart!" he cried. "And I got some on my foot!"
"Don't cry my dear, I'll spank your fear, annd the poop is in the closet 'cause you forgot to flush it, I fucking had to clean that shit, and I think that's funny." Tre sang.
"Uhh...hey there guy. You gonna help me carry in these here logs?" Jason asked Jay, walking into his cabin and putting logs into his fireplace.
"I mean...your not-"
"No, I'm too fat and fuckin' lazy, do it yourself, bitch." said Jay.
"Uhh...you can take that thing...I guess." said Jason.
"You shut the fuck up, I own you bitch. I'm just gonna sit here....(yawn) I'm tired.." he fell asleep.
"Ohh....Uhh...okay..." Jason put the rest of the logs into the fire place then ran away.
"BITCHES AND CREAM!" Jason yelled, flying in out of nowhere.
"Where did you come from?" asked Jay.
"The cabbage patch," Jason answered.
"How did you get there?" asked Mike.
"The stork flew me in and dropped me on my head, so I was born in a cabbage plant and an army of pixie sticks raised me and taught me how to fly like a hobo with a chinchilla up it's ass in fear of the monkies from the Wizard Of Oz because the wicked witch of the East was mad because her broom stick made her wet, the end."
"That explains everything!" exclaimed Mike.
Jay apparated into the living room and saw Billie and Tre wearing hooker outfits and talking about they're corners.
"I HAVE THOSE CORNERS BITCHES!" said Jay.
Billie threw a shoe at him.
"OH MY GOD A SHOE!" Jay picked it up and licked it then flew out the window.
Tre started doing the electric slide.
"BILLIE! OH MY GOD! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON!"
Michael Jackson was standing on a car doing the electric slide like Tre outside their window while Jay was doing some weird spinnarooney thingy ma bobber.
"DO YOU KNOW THE CRACK HO!?" Jason asked Mike.
"YES! OH MY GOD! HE'S MY BEST FRIIIIIEEENNND!!!!"
Billie looked heartbroken.
"OH MY GOD! YOU BIOTCH! HE'S MY BEST FRIEND!"
Billie pulled out his pink, frilly, fuzzy cell phone that said 'princess billie" on it in glittery, pink sparkles and called someone.
"Oh my god Chrissy, you'll never believe this! Bitchard said that The Crack Ho is his best friend! Like totally, I know... totally.... Okay, luvs!" he blew kisses in the phone and hung up.
"Who was that?" Mike asked, dumbfounded.
"LIKE OH MAH GAWD NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!" Billie walked upstairs and got changed into a short, pink mini skirt with a pink tube top and pink high heals with pink lip gloss and pink eye shaddow, and pink eye liner and a pink glittery hair tie in his hair.
"NO I'M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU YOUR COLOR!" Billie yelled at Ronny.
Ronny burst into tears then crawled away like a crab, pinching Jason's ass.
"OW! MY ASS!" he exclaimed, rubbing it.
Tre walked up and started making out with it.
Michael Jackson and Egor sat, plotting another attack on Tre.
"What am I going to do this time? My beautiful creatures died when that green shelled bastard flying turtle kissed Tre's face."
"M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mm-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-" Egor began.
"QUIET BITCH! I'M THINKING!" Michael Jackson started dancing and moon walking out of the room and fell down the steps, and his nose fell off.
"OH MY GOD! MY NOSE!"
Egor ran and spit on his nose and wiped his off and handed it back to him.
Michael Jackson slapped him then stalked off to find his new minions.
"OH MY GOD JOAQUIN PHOENIX!" said Tre, running after the poor guy.
"Tre Cool?" he asked himself, he stopped in his tracks and saw Tre was running toward him, Tre then grabbed him then jumped on his back, whispering 'Piggy baack ride!' in his ear.
"AHH! I'M BEING RAPED! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"
The police came and arrested Tre then put Joaquin in therapy.
"TRE'S GAY! TRE'S GAY!" Ronnie yelled at random people, throwing a newspaper in their faces with a picture of Tre on Joaquin's back.
An old lady grabbed Ronny and started bashing him in the head with a cane.
"That...Is...My....Boy...Your....Calling....Gay...." she said, in between hits.
Weed Man flew in out of nowhere and rescued Ronnie.
They flew to Michael Jackson's secret lair wich this time was Disney Land.
"Ron Blake.....I want you to-"
"MAKE OUT WITH YOU'RE GOLD FISH!?" he asked.
"No..."
"SIR! SOMEONE TOOK A DUMP IN THE WATER!" Egor yelled.
"That was me.....I took a shit in the water..." Jason said, sheepishly.
"A big fat real shit.."
"OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! HOW COULD YOU?!" Michael Jackson exclaimed.
"Yes for those of you who drink it, it's only chocolate like I told you it would be...it will not harm you...a big load of diarea.."
"But it's a big load of shit." said Mike.
"Oh my god. Oh my god." said Jay.
"Well, a shit is what it is there get it? AHERAAHERAHER," Billie laughed retardedly.
"Aheheheh...that is pretty funny. Heheh it reminds me of a great joke. Yes it's exactly shit.Peanut shit. Because I ate some peanut butter," said Jason.
"Ohh.....okay," said Jay.
"I want you to go and clean your room, you understand me?" said Tre, in a high pitched girly voice.
"Fuck you mama, I'm hanging out with Mike, you can't stop me," said Jason, in a really deep voice.
"You better not go anywhere or you'll be grounded, Mr. You'll be fuckin' grounded."
"Go fuck yourself mom...." said Jason, walking out.
Billie walked into Jason's workshop thingy.
"Hey, hey I just got my period today, it's soo wonderful," said Billie in a girl voice.
Jason stood up and looked at him.
"It was everywhere! I had to clean it up in my panties, oh it was great. It was SO wonderful! With blood everywhere on my blankets, on my underwear, it was AWESOME, you should have BEEN THERE!" Billie continued.
Jason continued to stare at him weirdly.
"Oh, I know it was so exciting! OOOOH YEAH!"
"Yeah...your so smart..." said Jason.
"Uhm...Yeah. I guess sorry."
Billie laid on his bed crying.
"I jumped on a fart!" he cried. "And I got some on my foot!"
"Don't cry my dear, I'll spank your fear, annd the poop is in the closet 'cause you forgot to flush it, I fucking had to clean that shit, and I think that's funny." Tre sang.
"Uhh...hey there guy. You gonna help me carry in these here logs?" Jason asked Jay, walking into his cabin and putting logs into his fireplace.
"I mean...your not-"
"No, I'm too fat and fuckin' lazy, do it yourself, bitch." said Jay.
"Uhh...you can take that thing...I guess." said Jason.
"You shut the fuck up, I own you bitch. I'm just gonna sit here....(yawn) I'm tired.." he fell asleep.
"Ohh....Uhh...okay..." Jason put the rest of the logs into the fire place then ran away.
