Hollow Day, chapter 1
"I SIT AROUND AND WATCH THE TUBE, BUT NOTHING'S ON..." Tre sang loudly while mindlessly flipping the channels. Mike rolled his eyes and pretended not to hear. He was laying upside down on the couch watching Tre flip the channels.
The Green Day trio was currently at Mike's house.
"CHANGE THE CHANNELS FOR AN HOUR OR TWO..." Tre sang happily.
Mike couldn't ignore it this time and kicked Tre in the head. Tre showed no signs of caring, but went right on singing. Of course, Mike thought, there's nothing to hurt in there.
"TWIDDLE MY THUMBS JUST FOR A BIT. I'M SICK OF ALL THE SAME OLD..."
"SHIT!" There was a sound of something being thrown across the room, and in a minute, Billie was standing in the doorway.
Mike smiled, "Good timing Billie."
Billie decided to ignore this and stormed over to Tre. He grabbed him by the collar of the shirt and stared into his eyes. "If you sing that GODDAMN song ONE MORE FUCKING TIME..." he threatened.
Tre grinned. " You look like a raccoon."
Because of Tre's constant yelling, Billie messed his eyeliner up. It smudged under his eyes and all over his face. Mike realized this comment was too true, and started laughing.
Billie stared at him and looked the way a cat did when you rumple it's fur the wrong way. Tre saw this opportunity, and poked Billie's nose.
"POKE!"
"Ugh," Billie groaned as he fell over backwards. Mike laughed harder.
"WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?" Billie screamed at Tre.
"CAUSE I GOT HIGH, CAUSE I GOT HIGH, CAUSE I GOT HIGH!" Tre sang laughing.
Mike was laughing so hard that he had fallen off the couch and had tears streaming down his face. Billie looked even more distraught.
"You got high without me? ' he whined. Mike suddenly stopped laughing.
"Hey, yeah," he said. "C'mon Tre, give it!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed. Billie and Mike exchanged glances. They both started running after Tre. They ran around Mike's place for about five minutes before Mike tackled him.
"NOOOOO! MINE!" Tre yelled while trying to kick Mike off of him.
"OW! You idiot! BILLIE, HELP!" Mike screamed. Billie came running over and pried Tre's fingers open.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Tre sobbed as the joint left his hand. Billie got it first and took a long drag. Then he passed it to Mike. Tre sulked while the two passed the joint. Mike had to end up finishing it because Billie was on the floor beside Tre giggling.
"HeeheeheehahahaHA! Do you guys want cheese snaps? HeeheeeheeeeHAHAHA!" Tre managed to say in between fits of giggles. I mean after all, he IS high.
"CHEESE SNAPS!" the two yelled in unison. They jumped off the floor and wobbled over to the kitchen, still giggling. Mike and Billie tried to go through the narrow doorway at the same time. They got stuck until Mike popped through and Billie fell over top of him.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha!" Billie laughed. That made Mike laugh, and seeing the two on top of each other on the floor made Tre laugh. He had already gotten to the cheese snaps and was pigging out on them before Billie and Mike got through the door. When he laughed the snacks fell out of his mouth.
"HAHAHAHA! YOU GUYS ARE SO GAYYYYYYY!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
Billie jumped off of Mike and went over to the fridge. He finally managed to pour a glass of Mountain Dew after missing several times. Tre retrieved a jar of raspberry jam and started humping it. Mike grabbed a jar of pickles, ran to the corner and started eating them. Then they were quiet for a while. That, is until someone farted. Billie laughed Mountain Dew out his nose, Mike choked on his pickle, and Tre, well, he kept humping the jam jar.
* * *
After the high wore off they all continued their normal lives. Billie went home to Adrienne, Tre fell asleep with the jam jar, and Mike groaned sickly, swearing to himself that he would never, EVER eat a whole economy sized jar of pickles at once. Everything was normal... For a while...
The Green Day trio was currently at Mike's house.
"CHANGE THE CHANNELS FOR AN HOUR OR TWO..." Tre sang happily.
Mike couldn't ignore it this time and kicked Tre in the head. Tre showed no signs of caring, but went right on singing. Of course, Mike thought, there's nothing to hurt in there.
"TWIDDLE MY THUMBS JUST FOR A BIT. I'M SICK OF ALL THE SAME OLD..."
"SHIT!" There was a sound of something being thrown across the room, and in a minute, Billie was standing in the doorway.
Mike smiled, "Good timing Billie."
Billie decided to ignore this and stormed over to Tre. He grabbed him by the collar of the shirt and stared into his eyes. "If you sing that GODDAMN song ONE MORE FUCKING TIME..." he threatened.
Tre grinned. " You look like a raccoon."
Because of Tre's constant yelling, Billie messed his eyeliner up. It smudged under his eyes and all over his face. Mike realized this comment was too true, and started laughing.
Billie stared at him and looked the way a cat did when you rumple it's fur the wrong way. Tre saw this opportunity, and poked Billie's nose.
"POKE!"
"Ugh," Billie groaned as he fell over backwards. Mike laughed harder.
"WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?" Billie screamed at Tre.
"CAUSE I GOT HIGH, CAUSE I GOT HIGH, CAUSE I GOT HIGH!" Tre sang laughing.
Mike was laughing so hard that he had fallen off the couch and had tears streaming down his face. Billie looked even more distraught.
"You got high without me? ' he whined. Mike suddenly stopped laughing.
"Hey, yeah," he said. "C'mon Tre, give it!"
"NOOOOOOOOO!" he screamed. Billie and Mike exchanged glances. They both started running after Tre. They ran around Mike's place for about five minutes before Mike tackled him.
"NOOOOO! MINE!" Tre yelled while trying to kick Mike off of him.
"OW! You idiot! BILLIE, HELP!" Mike screamed. Billie came running over and pried Tre's fingers open.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Tre sobbed as the joint left his hand. Billie got it first and took a long drag. Then he passed it to Mike. Tre sulked while the two passed the joint. Mike had to end up finishing it because Billie was on the floor beside Tre giggling.
"HeeheeheehahahaHA! Do you guys want cheese snaps? HeeheeeheeeeHAHAHA!" Tre managed to say in between fits of giggles. I mean after all, he IS high.
"CHEESE SNAPS!" the two yelled in unison. They jumped off the floor and wobbled over to the kitchen, still giggling. Mike and Billie tried to go through the narrow doorway at the same time. They got stuck until Mike popped through and Billie fell over top of him.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha!" Billie laughed. That made Mike laugh, and seeing the two on top of each other on the floor made Tre laugh. He had already gotten to the cheese snaps and was pigging out on them before Billie and Mike got through the door. When he laughed the snacks fell out of his mouth.
"HAHAHAHA! YOU GUYS ARE SO GAYYYYYYY!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
Billie jumped off of Mike and went over to the fridge. He finally managed to pour a glass of Mountain Dew after missing several times. Tre retrieved a jar of raspberry jam and started humping it. Mike grabbed a jar of pickles, ran to the corner and started eating them. Then they were quiet for a while. That, is until someone farted. Billie laughed Mountain Dew out his nose, Mike choked on his pickle, and Tre, well, he kept humping the jam jar.
* * *
After the high wore off they all continued their normal lives. Billie went home to Adrienne, Tre fell asleep with the jam jar, and Mike groaned sickly, swearing to himself that he would never, EVER eat a whole economy sized jar of pickles at once. Everything was normal... For a while...
