I Still Dream About Him, chapter 5
"Happy almost birthday to you! Happy almost birthday to you! Happy almost birthday little Armstrong! Happy almost birthday to you!" Everyone was singing that song as Billie and I walked through our living room to where the drinks, alcoholic and non-alcoholic were. The kids, which included Joey, Jakob, Stella, Ramona, Frankito were playing quietly in Jakob's room. The girls were playing with the play make-up kits they brought and the boys were playing with Jakob's Xbox. Just then Mike and Brittany started tapping their glasses witha plastic fork and everybody looked up.
Mike was about to give a toast. He eloquently stated, "I have known Billie Joe for longer than ever and God how I wish I didn't." At that everyone started laughing as Billie glared and Mike apologized. "I know in my heart that Billie will be a good father to this baby as he is to Joey and Jakob." This time we were interrupted by Joey and Jakob cheering.
Brittany continued, "I haven't known Adie quite as long, but still know her pretty well nonetheless. She has helped me through rough times and now it's my turn to be there for her. Adie, I am the oldest of 4 kids. I know you and I both know how fucking hard a pregnancy can be and I know that Billie is there for you..." She looked at Billie with a menacing glare and Billie looked like a prefect angel just standing there. "... but if you need a girl to do something for you or go shopping or just to be around, you'll know I'll be there."
Claudia and Tre were now making thier way to where Mike and Brittany were standing as they had been pushed to the side by a certain Tre Cool who wanted to stand closer to the drinks as he gave his toast. I was feeling a little nauseaus then, but I assumed it was something I ate so I put my plate down and started to listen. "I also have known Billie forever and am worried about this new kid, not to mention Jakob and Joey. What kind of God lets this man become a father" Again everyone laughed, even Joey and Jakob.
Tre continued, "But no matter what Billie did before he had kids, I know he'll teach his kids to drink and spit and play soccer. Because let's face it, Billie can't really do much else." Again Billie glared at Tre who said, "Sorry Billie. Well, anyway, Billie if you do screw over this kid, which I doubt you will because you're a great guy with a beautiful ass, but if you do screw over this kid I will marry Adie myself and fuck her so hard she won't know what the hell happened."
After hearing this last comment, Billie looked like he had been slapped and Tre seemed like he had just played a good prank, Claudia began to talk. "Tre! Shut up! Hey Adie, I know you'll teach this kid all the stuff that it needs to know i.e about boys/girls/ or how to act responsibly. I know you'll be a great mom, but again if you need anyone for anything I'll be there and make sure Tre is too.
Brittany piped up and said, "Mike and I'll be there too."
By now I felt like the room was spinning. I went to the bathroom and sat down for a while. It must have been a long while beacuse I heard Tre say, "Adie are you in there? Are you feeling okay? Do you want Billie? Is it feminine? Do you want Claudia or Brittany?"
I decided to allow Claudia and Brittany to come. They have experiences with kids and pregnancy, not to mention they are women. "Tre send Claud and Brit up."
They knocked on the door, came in and said, "Adie! Are you okay? Tre told us you needed us." I told them I was feeling dizzy and nauseous and wanted to throw up. They said they never felt this sick in a pregnancy and decided to call Billie. He may remember something about Adie's others pregnancies that she might have forgotten or is to tired to recall. He came sprinting into the bathroom when he heard that Adie wasn't feeling well.
He said while trying to regain his breath, "Adie are you okay? Do you want a doctor?" He saw the color drain from my face and told Mike and Tre to call her doctor. He laid me gently down on our bed. Claudia and Brittany were trying to find her some advil and cool cloths. The kids looked close to panicing, but huddled together and tried to keep out of everyone's way.
Jakob never was one to go along with the group so he snuck away and into my bedroom, just when Billie left to bring the doctor upstairs. He looked at me and saw my body go limp and saw my body stop moving. He's so smart. He checked my pulse and it was slowing. He screamed, "DADDY! ANYONE! MOMMY FAINTED"
Mike was about to give a toast. He eloquently stated, "I have known Billie Joe for longer than ever and God how I wish I didn't." At that everyone started laughing as Billie glared and Mike apologized. "I know in my heart that Billie will be a good father to this baby as he is to Joey and Jakob." This time we were interrupted by Joey and Jakob cheering.
Brittany continued, "I haven't known Adie quite as long, but still know her pretty well nonetheless. She has helped me through rough times and now it's my turn to be there for her. Adie, I am the oldest of 4 kids. I know you and I both know how fucking hard a pregnancy can be and I know that Billie is there for you..." She looked at Billie with a menacing glare and Billie looked like a prefect angel just standing there. "... but if you need a girl to do something for you or go shopping or just to be around, you'll know I'll be there."
Claudia and Tre were now making thier way to where Mike and Brittany were standing as they had been pushed to the side by a certain Tre Cool who wanted to stand closer to the drinks as he gave his toast. I was feeling a little nauseaus then, but I assumed it was something I ate so I put my plate down and started to listen. "I also have known Billie forever and am worried about this new kid, not to mention Jakob and Joey. What kind of God lets this man become a father" Again everyone laughed, even Joey and Jakob.
Tre continued, "But no matter what Billie did before he had kids, I know he'll teach his kids to drink and spit and play soccer. Because let's face it, Billie can't really do much else." Again Billie glared at Tre who said, "Sorry Billie. Well, anyway, Billie if you do screw over this kid, which I doubt you will because you're a great guy with a beautiful ass, but if you do screw over this kid I will marry Adie myself and fuck her so hard she won't know what the hell happened."
After hearing this last comment, Billie looked like he had been slapped and Tre seemed like he had just played a good prank, Claudia began to talk. "Tre! Shut up! Hey Adie, I know you'll teach this kid all the stuff that it needs to know i.e about boys/girls/ or how to act responsibly. I know you'll be a great mom, but again if you need anyone for anything I'll be there and make sure Tre is too.
Brittany piped up and said, "Mike and I'll be there too."
By now I felt like the room was spinning. I went to the bathroom and sat down for a while. It must have been a long while beacuse I heard Tre say, "Adie are you in there? Are you feeling okay? Do you want Billie? Is it feminine? Do you want Claudia or Brittany?"
I decided to allow Claudia and Brittany to come. They have experiences with kids and pregnancy, not to mention they are women. "Tre send Claud and Brit up."
They knocked on the door, came in and said, "Adie! Are you okay? Tre told us you needed us." I told them I was feeling dizzy and nauseous and wanted to throw up. They said they never felt this sick in a pregnancy and decided to call Billie. He may remember something about Adie's others pregnancies that she might have forgotten or is to tired to recall. He came sprinting into the bathroom when he heard that Adie wasn't feeling well.
He said while trying to regain his breath, "Adie are you okay? Do you want a doctor?" He saw the color drain from my face and told Mike and Tre to call her doctor. He laid me gently down on our bed. Claudia and Brittany were trying to find her some advil and cool cloths. The kids looked close to panicing, but huddled together and tried to keep out of everyone's way.
Jakob never was one to go along with the group so he snuck away and into my bedroom, just when Billie left to bring the doctor upstairs. He looked at me and saw my body go limp and saw my body stop moving. He's so smart. He checked my pulse and it was slowing. He screamed, "DADDY! ANYONE! MOMMY FAINTED"
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