STOP CALLING ME SEXY DAMN IT!!!, chapter 2
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"What?" asked Billie Joe, disbelieving. "Did you just say Kyla McCourtney?"
"Yep." said Mike, cheerfully.
Billie Joe abruptly hung up the phone. "Fuck!" he shouted.
"What's the matter, honey?" Kyla asked, stroking his hair.
"Do you know that guy you danced with earlier at that dance?" Kyla's eyes almost immediately turned black. "I'll take that as a yes. Well, that guy turns out to be Mike. You know him."
Kyla fell out of the bed and Billie Joe had a hard time keeping his eyes from drifting downwards.
"Oh, no!" Kyla shrieked. "What are we gonna -"
Suddenly Tre's head popped up in the window. "Hi, Billie Joe!" he shouted.
Kyla immediately pulled the covers over and covered herself.
"And who's this hot chick?" Tre grinned.
"My name's Kyla. And I'd appreciate it if you got out of my room until I put on my clothes!"
Tre ignored her and climbed in through the window. Billie Joe yanked the covers back over himself, leaving Kyla naked with nothing to cover her. She shrieked and quickly stood up and shoved him out of the room.
"Now, what are we going to do about Mike?" she paced the room.
Billie Joe grabbed her hand and pulled her back into the bed. "We'll deal with him later..." he murmured, and they began fiercely kissing again.
The Next Day
Billie Joe and Kyla strolled out of the house holding hands. Mike suddenly appeared. "Hi, Billie Joe. Can you come over to my house?"
"Ok..." replied Billie Joe.
***Mike's POV***
"That'll teach you to take my girlfriend!" I yelled at Billie Joe. I had tied him up in ropes, and gagged him.
"Buh-ah-Idn't-ake-er! Ee-er-ahrehie-togeher-en-you-cahd!" Billie Joe tried to say.
"Well, she's mine now!" Then I ran off to deal with Kyla.
With Kyla
"Kyla!" I shouted as I ran towards her. "Billie Joe's been abducted!"
***Kyla's POV***
"What?" I screeched. "How?!"
"Well, we were walking to my house, when some guy sneaked up behind us and stuck sacks over our heads and ran off with Billie Joe!" Mike said. I was too scared to notice that he was extremely calm when he said it.
I nearly collapsed on the floor but Mike caught me and took me to his house. "Thanks," I said, not realizing that Billie Joe was only a couple feet above me, in Mike's room. "I'm glad to have someone to comfort me right now."
"It's alright," Mike said, walking behind the couch. "It was no problem." Then he hit me in the head with a bat.
"Yep." said Mike, cheerfully.
Billie Joe abruptly hung up the phone. "Fuck!" he shouted.
"What's the matter, honey?" Kyla asked, stroking his hair.
"Do you know that guy you danced with earlier at that dance?" Kyla's eyes almost immediately turned black. "I'll take that as a yes. Well, that guy turns out to be Mike. You know him."
Kyla fell out of the bed and Billie Joe had a hard time keeping his eyes from drifting downwards.
"Oh, no!" Kyla shrieked. "What are we gonna -"
Suddenly Tre's head popped up in the window. "Hi, Billie Joe!" he shouted.
Kyla immediately pulled the covers over and covered herself.
"And who's this hot chick?" Tre grinned.
"My name's Kyla. And I'd appreciate it if you got out of my room until I put on my clothes!"
Tre ignored her and climbed in through the window. Billie Joe yanked the covers back over himself, leaving Kyla naked with nothing to cover her. She shrieked and quickly stood up and shoved him out of the room.
"Now, what are we going to do about Mike?" she paced the room.
Billie Joe grabbed her hand and pulled her back into the bed. "We'll deal with him later..." he murmured, and they began fiercely kissing again.
The Next Day
Billie Joe and Kyla strolled out of the house holding hands. Mike suddenly appeared. "Hi, Billie Joe. Can you come over to my house?"
"Ok..." replied Billie Joe.
***Mike's POV***
"That'll teach you to take my girlfriend!" I yelled at Billie Joe. I had tied him up in ropes, and gagged him.
"Buh-ah-Idn't-ake-er! Ee-er-ahrehie-togeher-en-you-cahd!" Billie Joe tried to say.
"Well, she's mine now!" Then I ran off to deal with Kyla.
With Kyla
"Kyla!" I shouted as I ran towards her. "Billie Joe's been abducted!"
***Kyla's POV***
"What?" I screeched. "How?!"
"Well, we were walking to my house, when some guy sneaked up behind us and stuck sacks over our heads and ran off with Billie Joe!" Mike said. I was too scared to notice that he was extremely calm when he said it.
I nearly collapsed on the floor but Mike caught me and took me to his house. "Thanks," I said, not realizing that Billie Joe was only a couple feet above me, in Mike's room. "I'm glad to have someone to comfort me right now."
"It's alright," Mike said, walking behind the couch. "It was no problem." Then he hit me in the head with a bat.
