When Green Day Saves The World Bizotch, chapter 1
"La dee da de da de laaa", Tre said as he skipped down the sidewalk. "Hmm... I wonder where Billie a. K. A Pandamandaman and Mike a. K. A Bitchard is..." Tre stood there and thought for a moment. "Damn it my head!" Out of nowhere a naked Billie popped up. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Tre screamed like a girl, "I don't need to see that Billie!" "Shut up Tre it's not like you haven't." Billie stated while wiggling his eyebrows. Tre laughed and started walking toward Bitchard's house ahem... I mean Mike.
As Tre and Billie approach the house they hear weird moaning noises. "What the fuck?" Billie says. Tre gave Billie a "wtf?" look as well. Tre put his hand forward and rang the door bell. Then rang it again and again and again. Tre then screamed "DAMN YOU MIKE OPEN THE DAMN...!" Mike then opened the door with a smile then his smile went to a weird face. "Ahhh Billie we love you and all but just please put some pants on... Please?" Billie gasped, "You think I'm fat?" he then began to fake cry. Mike gave him a half hug. "I don't think you're fat I just think sometimes you need to be less revealing." Billie smiled "Thanks Bitchard!" and walked inside to begin searching for a pair of pants.
Tre began "Uhh... Erm... Why were there moaning sounds coming from your house?" Mike then said, "Uhh... Tre I was making coffee duh!" Tre began to laugh his ass off literally. "Ahh my ass came off!" Billie then went, "Tre lay off the weed man, you're being weird." Tre gave Pandamandaman, I mean Billie a weird look because of his outfit. "Where did you find that Billie?" asked Mike. "Oh this?" said Billie as he curtsied "I found it in Tre's suitcase!" he screamed pointing at Tre. Tre gasped, "How dare you tell my secret?" as he launched at Billie and his pink tutu. They began to roll around and bitch slap each other. "BREAK IT UP BITCHES!" Mike screamed as he broke them apart as well as get hit in the face a couple of times.
Out of no where they heard these scary weird, "Be bot bo bop be bot de dop bop bot" noises. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" Tre screamed, "I see ugly people!" as he pointed at Mike. Mike then bitch slapped Tre "Asshole!" he mumbled. "Oh my god... There is a flying saucer outside..." said Tre in disbelief. Mike went pale. "Guys you are freaking retarded there's no flying saucer..." Billie's tutu then fell off "Damn you mother fucking tutu... Anyways back to my disbelief weird look ahem..." he then went back to it. "Guys those aliens are like butt fucking random people out there!" Mike said pointing outside. "OH MY GOD GUYS THOSE ALIENS ARE LIKE BUTT FUCKING RANDOM PEOPLE OUT THERE!" screamed Tre as he mocked Mike. "Shut up" said Mike. "Shut up" mocked Tre. Mike then bitch slapped him. "Ow you idiot" said Tre.
"Dude should we like save them?" asked Tre. "Nah lets have band practice!" said Billie. They all went out through the garage door and set up there instruments. They began to play and start Basket Case. "Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?" Billie then stopped because he heard an alien thing a ma bob scream and blow up. "GOSH they obviously hate our music! How rude!" said Mike. "Guys maybe that's how we destroy them!" said Tre. Billie began to play American Idiot only sang it different.
"Don't wanna be an American Idiot
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria
As aliens butt fuck America!" sang Billie. He kept singing until every alien he could see was gone. "Whoa I;m a murderer COOL" Billie yelled.
"Wait Billie there is one more see!" Mike said as he pointed to an alien butt fucking some old guy. "I can't see him, anyone have binoculars?" asked Billie. Tre immediatly handed him a pair. "I'm not even gonna ask." said Billie. Tre smirked. As Billie looked through the binoculars he saw who the old man was it was the one and only MR. PRESIDENT! "Guys should we save him?" asked Billie. Mike shook his head no with Tre.
"Yeah... Didn't think so" said Billie laughing. "Who wants a condom?" asked Tre randomly. "..." said Mike. "What flavor?" asked Billie laughing his ass off. "Hmm... I don't know" Tre started unwrapping the package. "Dude it says it on the package" stated Mike. "Damn it Mike maybe I wanted to lick it!" said Tre. Mike just stared at him. "Anyways people, hi." as he waved to the camera "Join us next time on "When Green Day Saves The World Bizotch!"
As Tre and Billie approach the house they hear weird moaning noises. "What the fuck?" Billie says. Tre gave Billie a "wtf?" look as well. Tre put his hand forward and rang the door bell. Then rang it again and again and again. Tre then screamed "DAMN YOU MIKE OPEN THE DAMN...!" Mike then opened the door with a smile then his smile went to a weird face. "Ahhh Billie we love you and all but just please put some pants on... Please?" Billie gasped, "You think I'm fat?" he then began to fake cry. Mike gave him a half hug. "I don't think you're fat I just think sometimes you need to be less revealing." Billie smiled "Thanks Bitchard!" and walked inside to begin searching for a pair of pants.
Tre began "Uhh... Erm... Why were there moaning sounds coming from your house?" Mike then said, "Uhh... Tre I was making coffee duh!" Tre began to laugh his ass off literally. "Ahh my ass came off!" Billie then went, "Tre lay off the weed man, you're being weird." Tre gave Pandamandaman, I mean Billie a weird look because of his outfit. "Where did you find that Billie?" asked Mike. "Oh this?" said Billie as he curtsied "I found it in Tre's suitcase!" he screamed pointing at Tre. Tre gasped, "How dare you tell my secret?" as he launched at Billie and his pink tutu. They began to roll around and bitch slap each other. "BREAK IT UP BITCHES!" Mike screamed as he broke them apart as well as get hit in the face a couple of times.
Out of no where they heard these scary weird, "Be bot bo bop be bot de dop bop bot" noises. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh" Tre screamed, "I see ugly people!" as he pointed at Mike. Mike then bitch slapped Tre "Asshole!" he mumbled. "Oh my god... There is a flying saucer outside..." said Tre in disbelief. Mike went pale. "Guys you are freaking retarded there's no flying saucer..." Billie's tutu then fell off "Damn you mother fucking tutu... Anyways back to my disbelief weird look ahem..." he then went back to it. "Guys those aliens are like butt fucking random people out there!" Mike said pointing outside. "OH MY GOD GUYS THOSE ALIENS ARE LIKE BUTT FUCKING RANDOM PEOPLE OUT THERE!" screamed Tre as he mocked Mike. "Shut up" said Mike. "Shut up" mocked Tre. Mike then bitch slapped him. "Ow you idiot" said Tre.
"Dude should we like save them?" asked Tre. "Nah lets have band practice!" said Billie. They all went out through the garage door and set up there instruments. They began to play and start Basket Case. "Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?" Billie then stopped because he heard an alien thing a ma bob scream and blow up. "GOSH they obviously hate our music! How rude!" said Mike. "Guys maybe that's how we destroy them!" said Tre. Billie began to play American Idiot only sang it different.
"Don't wanna be an American Idiot
Don't want a nation under the new media
And can you hear the sound of hysteria
As aliens butt fuck America!" sang Billie. He kept singing until every alien he could see was gone. "Whoa I;m a murderer COOL" Billie yelled.
"Wait Billie there is one more see!" Mike said as he pointed to an alien butt fucking some old guy. "I can't see him, anyone have binoculars?" asked Billie. Tre immediatly handed him a pair. "I'm not even gonna ask." said Billie. Tre smirked. As Billie looked through the binoculars he saw who the old man was it was the one and only MR. PRESIDENT! "Guys should we save him?" asked Billie. Mike shook his head no with Tre.
"Yeah... Didn't think so" said Billie laughing. "Who wants a condom?" asked Tre randomly. "..." said Mike. "What flavor?" asked Billie laughing his ass off. "Hmm... I don't know" Tre started unwrapping the package. "Dude it says it on the package" stated Mike. "Damn it Mike maybe I wanted to lick it!" said Tre. Mike just stared at him. "Anyways people, hi." as he waved to the camera "Join us next time on "When Green Day Saves The World Bizotch!"
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