When Green Day Saves The World Bizotch, chapter 2
"DAMN IT TRE WHERE'S MY MARSHMELLOWS?!"
asked Billie.
"Oooooo these?" said Tre as he stuffed the last 30 into his mouth almost choking.
"YES YOU BASTARD GRR YOU SHALL DIE!!!" screamed Billie, as he chased Tre around the coffee table with a spork.
"NO BILLIE not the spork ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" screamed Tre like a little girl.
"Hey, whats going on ladies?" asked Mike as he stood in the door way trying to look schmexy.
"Sorry Mike but you're never gonna look schmexier then me muahahahahhahaa!" said Billie as he laughed evily.
"Billie likes to fuck chicken buckets," said Tre smirking.
"YOU ASSHOLE I told you not to tell!" said Billie.
"Thats what you get for telling about my tattoo!!! YOU BITCH!" said Tre.
They decided to go outside because Tre farted... again! "LyK oMg GiRlS iT's GrEeN dAy!" screamed a mob of sex hungry 11 year old Teenies! "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed Billie, Mike and Tre.
"RUN!!" screamed Mike. Out of no where Tre had his BMW and was telling Billie and Mike to get in.
"Where the hell did you get this car?" asked Billie.
"I have sexual connections!!" said Tre wiggling his eyebrows.
As they went down the street in the car they stopped at Starbucks. "Dude what are you doing Starbucks is surrounded by Mike teenies!"
"I know," said Tre.
"I need my damn coffee BILLIE go get me some!!" screamed Mike like a 4 year old.
"Fine but, you owe me one," said Billie.
*Billies POV*
Shit what am I thinking going into Starbucks hmm there's a teenie and another one. "AHH" I screamed at the dude at the front desk.
"What?" asked the cashier.
"Oh nothing I just wanted to scream," I said.
"Okay.... What do you want?" asked the cashier.
"Le Gasp how dare you speak to me like that?" I asked in a girl voice. "I feel violated! NO YOU MAY NOT MAKE OUT WITH ME YOU PERV!"
"I didn't ask to do that. What do you want ?" asked the cashier once again.
"ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPICHINO!!!" screamed Tre.
"Okay and what else?"
"Everything on your menu!!" I screamed.
"Hey do you got the goods?" asked Tre as he slipped the cashier a dollar like it was a drug deal thing.
"Uhh yeah..?" said the cashier as he handed Tre the bag.
"WHATS IN THERE?" I asked I wanted to know what was in there.
"NOTHING BILLIE, DAMN!!" screamed Tre.
"Uhh excuse me sir you and your partner need to leave," stated some police officer.
"You're making too much of a racket in this public place."
"I'm only his sex partner jeez!" I said sarcastically.
"Okay sir, I understand but you still need to leave!"
"GOSH YOU PEOPLE ARE SO MEAN YOU ALL SHALL DIE!"
"Shut your piehole you hot piece of ass!" said an old lady.
"OKAY Tre let's go Im getting a little freaked out!" I screamed.
*End POV*
Billie, Mike and Tre all went to Tre's house. "Dude put on the news!" screamed Mike.
"FINE," said Tre. "It looks like at the local Starbucks that Billie Joe and his lover Tre Cool had made a scene and an old lady is now trying to kill the cashier because she wants to sex Billie Joe Armstrong also she has a bomb so we're all in deep shit here!" screamed the news anchor that was in Starbucks.
"Gosh damn me and my sexyness," said Billie as he made some wierd fire gong out noise.
"Billie we have to save STARBUCKS YOU JACKASAKER!!" screamed Mike.
"FINE GOSH!" screamed Billie.
"LET'S GO HOES!" said Tre, "My favorite show comes on in a hour."
They all went down to Starbucks and found out the bomb was just a bunch of condoms! "YAYAAYAYAYA CONDOMS CONDOMS YAYAYAYYAYA!!!" screamed Tre.
"Ohhhhhh Billie you sexy beast come here!" screamed the old lady as she took Billie by the hand and then started to kiss him!
"Ewwwwwww sick im gonna throw up"Screamed Mike. Billie pulled away..then threw up. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M TRAUMATIZED!"
They all went home and for the next 2 seconds Tre was quiet. "DAMN THAT OLD HAG!" screamed Billie. "I'm never gonna be okay ever again I QUIT SAVING THE WORLD!" stated Billie. "Erm.... Hi, I didn't mean that, it's just I need some alone time so and also mouthwash!!"
"So while I do that I shall see u schmexys next time on...
WHEN GREEN DAY SAVES THE WORLD BIZOTCH!!!"
asked Billie.
"Oooooo these?" said Tre as he stuffed the last 30 into his mouth almost choking.
"YES YOU BASTARD GRR YOU SHALL DIE!!!" screamed Billie, as he chased Tre around the coffee table with a spork.
"NO BILLIE not the spork ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" screamed Tre like a little girl.
"Hey, whats going on ladies?" asked Mike as he stood in the door way trying to look schmexy.
"Sorry Mike but you're never gonna look schmexier then me muahahahahhahaa!" said Billie as he laughed evily.
"Billie likes to fuck chicken buckets," said Tre smirking.
"YOU ASSHOLE I told you not to tell!" said Billie.
"Thats what you get for telling about my tattoo!!! YOU BITCH!" said Tre.
They decided to go outside because Tre farted... again! "LyK oMg GiRlS iT's GrEeN dAy!" screamed a mob of sex hungry 11 year old Teenies! "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed Billie, Mike and Tre.
"RUN!!" screamed Mike. Out of no where Tre had his BMW and was telling Billie and Mike to get in.
"Where the hell did you get this car?" asked Billie.
"I have sexual connections!!" said Tre wiggling his eyebrows.
As they went down the street in the car they stopped at Starbucks. "Dude what are you doing Starbucks is surrounded by Mike teenies!"
"I know," said Tre.
"I need my damn coffee BILLIE go get me some!!" screamed Mike like a 4 year old.
"Fine but, you owe me one," said Billie.
*Billies POV*
Shit what am I thinking going into Starbucks hmm there's a teenie and another one. "AHH" I screamed at the dude at the front desk.
"What?" asked the cashier.
"Oh nothing I just wanted to scream," I said.
"Okay.... What do you want?" asked the cashier.
"Le Gasp how dare you speak to me like that?" I asked in a girl voice. "I feel violated! NO YOU MAY NOT MAKE OUT WITH ME YOU PERV!"
"I didn't ask to do that. What do you want ?" asked the cashier once again.
"ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPICHINO!!!" screamed Tre.
"Okay and what else?"
"Everything on your menu!!" I screamed.
"Hey do you got the goods?" asked Tre as he slipped the cashier a dollar like it was a drug deal thing.
"Uhh yeah..?" said the cashier as he handed Tre the bag.
"WHATS IN THERE?" I asked I wanted to know what was in there.
"NOTHING BILLIE, DAMN!!" screamed Tre.
"Uhh excuse me sir you and your partner need to leave," stated some police officer.
"You're making too much of a racket in this public place."
"I'm only his sex partner jeez!" I said sarcastically.
"Okay sir, I understand but you still need to leave!"
"GOSH YOU PEOPLE ARE SO MEAN YOU ALL SHALL DIE!"
"Shut your piehole you hot piece of ass!" said an old lady.
"OKAY Tre let's go Im getting a little freaked out!" I screamed.
*End POV*
Billie, Mike and Tre all went to Tre's house. "Dude put on the news!" screamed Mike.
"FINE," said Tre. "It looks like at the local Starbucks that Billie Joe and his lover Tre Cool had made a scene and an old lady is now trying to kill the cashier because she wants to sex Billie Joe Armstrong also she has a bomb so we're all in deep shit here!" screamed the news anchor that was in Starbucks.
"Gosh damn me and my sexyness," said Billie as he made some wierd fire gong out noise.
"Billie we have to save STARBUCKS YOU JACKASAKER!!" screamed Mike.
"FINE GOSH!" screamed Billie.
"LET'S GO HOES!" said Tre, "My favorite show comes on in a hour."
They all went down to Starbucks and found out the bomb was just a bunch of condoms! "YAYAAYAYAYA CONDOMS CONDOMS YAYAYAYYAYA!!!" screamed Tre.
"Ohhhhhh Billie you sexy beast come here!" screamed the old lady as she took Billie by the hand and then started to kiss him!
"Ewwwwwww sick im gonna throw up"Screamed Mike. Billie pulled away..then threw up. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M TRAUMATIZED!"
They all went home and for the next 2 seconds Tre was quiet. "DAMN THAT OLD HAG!" screamed Billie. "I'm never gonna be okay ever again I QUIT SAVING THE WORLD!" stated Billie. "Erm.... Hi, I didn't mean that, it's just I need some alone time so and also mouthwash!!"
"So while I do that I shall see u schmexys next time on...
WHEN GREEN DAY SAVES THE WORLD BIZOTCH!!!"
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