Tre Cool And The Chicken Named Larry, chapter 2
So Billie and Mike knew. They finally knew. Larry's "so called" secret was revealed. The secret of course being, that Larry could talk and perform other strange, unusual things. To Larry this was a nightmare, a disaster. He knew the humans would make a fuss and tell everyone about his "terrific" stunts. And soon he'd be the world's most famous chicken. But somehow this didn't appeal to Larry.
"Larry, - Larry!" Tre called.
"Over here."... "No time to search the world around, cause you know where I'll be found, when I come around... " Larry called back, while singing out of tune, to his favourite Green Day song.
"Um... Larry, ah... Billie and Mike... um... kinda... you know... found out."
"WHAT...? How...? When... ?"
"Well let's just put it this way, you don't have to keep it a secret anymore."
"Stop avoiding the question Tre, how did they find out?"
"Ugh... ok... well you know how I said I built this house to give you more "privacy". Well actually, I built so I can tape your every move... you know kinda like Big Brother... and well Billie and Mike came across my computer room."
There was a long pause, as Larry removed his headphones and got out of his seat. In one swift motion he lunged forward and began strangling Tre.
"How could you... you said that you wouldn't say anything, Larry shouted, as he continued to strangle Tre.
"I had... to prove... that... I wasn't... insane... and that... I was... telling... the truth," Tre said, out of breath, as Larry released him.
"Well what do you propose I should do, Tre?"
"I don't know... maybe you could meet them, and talk to them... I mean what's the big deal about them knowing, anyway?"
"For one thing, they'll tell everyone and for another thing they'll try to make money out of me".
"That's why I suggest YOU TALK TO THEM."
"Well I guess there can be no harm."
So the next day, Tre arranged Larry, Billie and Mike to meet, over Devonshire tea and scones with jam and cream. You could cut the silence in the room with a knife. Billie and Mike stared blankly at Larry for 10 whole minutes; the awkward silence was unbearable for Tre.
"Well guys, guess what I taught Larry the other day," Tre said.
Billie and Mike looked at him only half interested.
"What?" Billie said.
Tre stood up and pulled weed out of his pocket and handed it to Larry. Billie and Mike watched in amazement as Larry sat rolling a joint. Then smoked the whole joint himself.
"Whoa Tre why didn't you tell us that... that chicken could do that," Mike said in utter amazement.
"Well I WAS trying to tell you guys but... nooo...you wouldn't listen. And his NAME is Larry, thank you very much," Tre replied stubbornly, and walked over to Larry to take the rest of his weed back. Billie and Mike just started at each other with mouths open, while Tre was struggling out of a headlock that Larry had him in, after they fought over the weed.
After the initial shock of meeting Larry, Mike and Billie sat on the couch and had a sess with Larry and Tre.
"Larry, - Larry!" Tre called.
"Over here."... "No time to search the world around, cause you know where I'll be found, when I come around... " Larry called back, while singing out of tune, to his favourite Green Day song.
"Um... Larry, ah... Billie and Mike... um... kinda... you know... found out."
"WHAT...? How...? When... ?"
"Well let's just put it this way, you don't have to keep it a secret anymore."
"Stop avoiding the question Tre, how did they find out?"
"Ugh... ok... well you know how I said I built this house to give you more "privacy". Well actually, I built so I can tape your every move... you know kinda like Big Brother... and well Billie and Mike came across my computer room."
There was a long pause, as Larry removed his headphones and got out of his seat. In one swift motion he lunged forward and began strangling Tre.
"How could you... you said that you wouldn't say anything, Larry shouted, as he continued to strangle Tre.
"I had... to prove... that... I wasn't... insane... and that... I was... telling... the truth," Tre said, out of breath, as Larry released him.
"Well what do you propose I should do, Tre?"
"I don't know... maybe you could meet them, and talk to them... I mean what's the big deal about them knowing, anyway?"
"For one thing, they'll tell everyone and for another thing they'll try to make money out of me".
"That's why I suggest YOU TALK TO THEM."
"Well I guess there can be no harm."
So the next day, Tre arranged Larry, Billie and Mike to meet, over Devonshire tea and scones with jam and cream. You could cut the silence in the room with a knife. Billie and Mike stared blankly at Larry for 10 whole minutes; the awkward silence was unbearable for Tre.
"Well guys, guess what I taught Larry the other day," Tre said.
Billie and Mike looked at him only half interested.
"What?" Billie said.
Tre stood up and pulled weed out of his pocket and handed it to Larry. Billie and Mike watched in amazement as Larry sat rolling a joint. Then smoked the whole joint himself.
"Whoa Tre why didn't you tell us that... that chicken could do that," Mike said in utter amazement.
"Well I WAS trying to tell you guys but... nooo...you wouldn't listen. And his NAME is Larry, thank you very much," Tre replied stubbornly, and walked over to Larry to take the rest of his weed back. Billie and Mike just started at each other with mouths open, while Tre was struggling out of a headlock that Larry had him in, after they fought over the weed.
After the initial shock of meeting Larry, Mike and Billie sat on the couch and had a sess with Larry and Tre.
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