The Evil Robot Turtle, chapter 1
Once upon a time there was an evil robot turtle ( thus the name of the story ) who was angry because his lack of fingers disabled him from playing the gutiar or drums or anyhting for that matter. So he decided to get revenge by killing Tre and eating his inards. But being a turtle just walking up to Tre took forever let alone killing him.....
Tre was just finishing with his daily spongebath when all of a sudden..... a turtle came into his bathroom. The turltle looked angry so Tre decided to give it a spongebath. Both Tre and the turtle enjoyed the spongebath so much that tre invited the turlte to come and have a drink with him.......
Sipping prune juice by the fire the angry turtle forgot all about killing Tre and fell asleep by his side. Everything was perfect...... Until......... The turtle found a note written by his twin brother in Tres pocket declaring his love for tre. Seeing this The angry turtles anger returned and he was after Tre again......
Tre and the turtles brother were having a romantic dinner by candle light when all of a sudden the door flew open and in walked the evil robot turtle loaded down with weapons. as the robo turtle is about to shoot the twin brother then pulls off a mask reviling that his is not a robo turtle at all but a .......hamster
NOOOOOOOOO....... Cries Tre. I thought you loved me Tre cries. I know says the hamster. but i do have good news ...... i just saved a bunch of money on my car ensurance.....then the roboturtle kills the hamster because he hates hamsters and he and Tre then run off into the sunset that just appeared behind them.....
( actually they slowly walked into the sunset because turtles cant run......not even evil robo turtles)
Tre was just finishing with his daily spongebath when all of a sudden..... a turtle came into his bathroom. The turltle looked angry so Tre decided to give it a spongebath. Both Tre and the turtle enjoyed the spongebath so much that tre invited the turlte to come and have a drink with him.......
Sipping prune juice by the fire the angry turtle forgot all about killing Tre and fell asleep by his side. Everything was perfect...... Until......... The turtle found a note written by his twin brother in Tres pocket declaring his love for tre. Seeing this The angry turtles anger returned and he was after Tre again......
Tre and the turtles brother were having a romantic dinner by candle light when all of a sudden the door flew open and in walked the evil robot turtle loaded down with weapons. as the robo turtle is about to shoot the twin brother then pulls off a mask reviling that his is not a robo turtle at all but a .......hamster
NOOOOOOOOO....... Cries Tre. I thought you loved me Tre cries. I know says the hamster. but i do have good news ...... i just saved a bunch of money on my car ensurance.....then the roboturtle kills the hamster because he hates hamsters and he and Tre then run off into the sunset that just appeared behind them.....
( actually they slowly walked into the sunset because turtles cant run......not even evil robo turtles)
