My names anNie and don't fucking TOUCH ME!!, chapter 4
"C'mon. Wake up! Are you okay?" I heard in a hazy state.
"Ugh. Wha-HOLY SHIT!!" I screamed and quickly tried to cover myself, only to find that I was dressed already.
"How the hell did my clothes get on me, and why the hell are you here?!" I looked at Billie with an 'ohmigod' face and he just looked back at me.
"What, you didn't want me to come save your ass? Oh, and Adie dressed you since you're kinda a girl and I'm kinda..not." He said jokingly.
"Hey, I helped too!!" Tre screamed. I looked over and he was sitting on a pile of leaves, playin with the dick. Ewness.
"Tre Fucking Cool, Billie Joe Fucking Armstrong and--" I looked over and saw Adrienne was leaning on a tree, fixing her eyeliner. "Adrienne Fucking Armstrong are here, in Cincinnati, which is NOT in Oakland, in the exact same place as me, at the exact same time. How did you know to come here? Hey, wait. Where's Mike Fucking Dirnt?"
"Well--" Billie started but, Mike came up behind me cut him off.
"Hey, does this chick belong to you?" he asked me. Brooke was on his back, smiling her ass off.
"Brooke only you would actually ask for a piggyback ride from Mike Dirnt."
Her smile vanished.
Brooke's POV
"Well, when the guy shoved me in the car, my foot kind of went the wrong way and it sort of kind of broke..."
"Why were two cops doing that anyway?" AnNie asked. Mike answered her.
"Well, when I found Brooke, I punched out the guy in the car but it wasn't really a cop. It was that dude that just broke out of jail. Brooke found his orange jail suit folded up in the backseat. Fucking moron."
I looked over at Tre to see that he had a dick in his hand. "Um, Tre, why do you have a dildo?"
He started busting out laughing and I didn't understand why so AnNie told me. "Remember that other cop? Well, these two, my nights in shining armour saved me and Tre bit his dick off. That's it."
"Yeah, want a taste?" He laughed wiggling it in front of my face.
AnNie's POV
Billie fell on the ground because he was laughing so hard. Brooke, in her obsession over him (not teenie obsession), saw this and fell on the ground next to him, ignoring the obvious pain in her foot. When he finally stopped laughing, she said "I like it when you laugh. Don't stop." He looked at her and said, "But it's not funny anymore..."
"Fine then. I'll have to make you laugh," she giggled, smiling and biting her lip. She tickled him and he started laughing again, squirming and tickling her back.
"So," I finally said after watching the two for about 2 minutes, "You never answered one of my questions. Why are you here?"
"Well," Billie answered, "We kept getting these black and green letters from 'Our Biggest and Most Loyal Fan' that said we absolutely HAD to come to your school and play a few songs to get all the teenies, preps, jocks, and cheerleaders off of this fan's back." He was staring at Brooke the entire time.
"And since our next show's only in a week, we decided we could come and do a few songs, talk about what a fucker Bush is, and just hang out until our show," Mike said.
Sweet! We get an extra week of Green Day! How fucking awesome is this?!
"So how did you know to come back here in the woods?" Brooke asked.
"Well, we were gonna light up a joint back here when we heard the screams, then Mike saw this guy driving away with a screaming chick in the back and broke one of his windows out." Tre said.
"Awww my nights in shining armour!" Brooke squealed and hugged Billie. Adrienne walked over and gave him some serious mouth-to-mouth. Brooke had the cutest look on her face while she watched them. She loved how much they loved each other. Whenever a teenie would come up and say they hated Adie, she'd kick their asses because Billie and Adie were just so beautiful.
Brooke, who had limped over to Tre, was hugging him and whispering in his ear. He got this really happy look on his face and kissed her on the cheek.
I walked over and jumped on Mike, who looked left out. "What, you want a piggy back ride now too?" He said. I shook my head and hugged his back. Mike was the best fucking bassist in the world, and he was cute. I didn't understand why nobody liked Mike. He has the cutest laugh and he was always so calm, and funny as hell. He attempted to reach up and hug me backwards, but he lost his balance and we fell in a pile on top of each other.
"Ugh. Wha-HOLY SHIT!!" I screamed and quickly tried to cover myself, only to find that I was dressed already.
"How the hell did my clothes get on me, and why the hell are you here?!" I looked at Billie with an 'ohmigod' face and he just looked back at me.
"What, you didn't want me to come save your ass? Oh, and Adie dressed you since you're kinda a girl and I'm kinda..not." He said jokingly.
"Hey, I helped too!!" Tre screamed. I looked over and he was sitting on a pile of leaves, playin with the dick. Ewness.
"Tre Fucking Cool, Billie Joe Fucking Armstrong and--" I looked over and saw Adrienne was leaning on a tree, fixing her eyeliner. "Adrienne Fucking Armstrong are here, in Cincinnati, which is NOT in Oakland, in the exact same place as me, at the exact same time. How did you know to come here? Hey, wait. Where's Mike Fucking Dirnt?"
"Well--" Billie started but, Mike came up behind me cut him off.
"Hey, does this chick belong to you?" he asked me. Brooke was on his back, smiling her ass off.
"Brooke only you would actually ask for a piggyback ride from Mike Dirnt."
Her smile vanished.
Brooke's POV
"Well, when the guy shoved me in the car, my foot kind of went the wrong way and it sort of kind of broke..."
"Why were two cops doing that anyway?" AnNie asked. Mike answered her.
"Well, when I found Brooke, I punched out the guy in the car but it wasn't really a cop. It was that dude that just broke out of jail. Brooke found his orange jail suit folded up in the backseat. Fucking moron."
I looked over at Tre to see that he had a dick in his hand. "Um, Tre, why do you have a dildo?"
He started busting out laughing and I didn't understand why so AnNie told me. "Remember that other cop? Well, these two, my nights in shining armour saved me and Tre bit his dick off. That's it."
"Yeah, want a taste?" He laughed wiggling it in front of my face.
AnNie's POV
Billie fell on the ground because he was laughing so hard. Brooke, in her obsession over him (not teenie obsession), saw this and fell on the ground next to him, ignoring the obvious pain in her foot. When he finally stopped laughing, she said "I like it when you laugh. Don't stop." He looked at her and said, "But it's not funny anymore..."
"Fine then. I'll have to make you laugh," she giggled, smiling and biting her lip. She tickled him and he started laughing again, squirming and tickling her back.
"So," I finally said after watching the two for about 2 minutes, "You never answered one of my questions. Why are you here?"
"Well," Billie answered, "We kept getting these black and green letters from 'Our Biggest and Most Loyal Fan' that said we absolutely HAD to come to your school and play a few songs to get all the teenies, preps, jocks, and cheerleaders off of this fan's back." He was staring at Brooke the entire time.
"And since our next show's only in a week, we decided we could come and do a few songs, talk about what a fucker Bush is, and just hang out until our show," Mike said.
Sweet! We get an extra week of Green Day! How fucking awesome is this?!
"So how did you know to come back here in the woods?" Brooke asked.
"Well, we were gonna light up a joint back here when we heard the screams, then Mike saw this guy driving away with a screaming chick in the back and broke one of his windows out." Tre said.
"Awww my nights in shining armour!" Brooke squealed and hugged Billie. Adrienne walked over and gave him some serious mouth-to-mouth. Brooke had the cutest look on her face while she watched them. She loved how much they loved each other. Whenever a teenie would come up and say they hated Adie, she'd kick their asses because Billie and Adie were just so beautiful.
Brooke, who had limped over to Tre, was hugging him and whispering in his ear. He got this really happy look on his face and kissed her on the cheek.
I walked over and jumped on Mike, who looked left out. "What, you want a piggy back ride now too?" He said. I shook my head and hugged his back. Mike was the best fucking bassist in the world, and he was cute. I didn't understand why nobody liked Mike. He has the cutest laugh and he was always so calm, and funny as hell. He attempted to reach up and hug me backwards, but he lost his balance and we fell in a pile on top of each other.
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